Freyja: Eftir g\u00e1fulegt komment \u00feitt um \u00fer\u00f6skulda og dr\u00e1ttarv\u00e9lar f\u00f3r \u00e9g a\u00f0 t\u00e9kka og komst a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 h\u00e9r eru bara \u00fer\u00edr \u00fer\u00f6skuldar: Tveir vi\u00f0 \u00fatidyr + bakdyr og svo \u00feetta Fallandafora\u00f0 innan \u00far \u00fevottah\u00fasi.\u00a0 \u00c9g \u00e6tti kannski a\u00f0 h\u00e6tta a\u00f0 \u00fevo \u00fevott? Er m\u00fasin enn\u00fe\u00e1 \u00ed \u00fe\u00ednu \u00fevottah\u00fasi? Kannski f\u00e6 \u00e9g m\u00e9r m\u00fas \u00ed mitt.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g er samm\u00e1la Einari um a\u00f0 Fallandafora\u00f0i\u00f0 og dettingar s\u00e9u vi\u00f0br\u00f6g\u00f0 \u00e6\u00f0ri m\u00e1ttarvalda vi\u00f0 \u00fars\u00f6gn \u00far Feisb\u00fakk. En n\u00fa f\u00e9kk \u00e9g upplj\u00f3mun og veit fyrir hverja Feisb\u00fakk er: F\u00f3lki\u00f0 sem vinnur eftir stimpilklukku! N\u00fa geta jafnt grunnsk\u00f3lakennarar \u00ed Kardemommub\u00e6jum sem r\u00e1\u00f0uneytisstarfsmenn una\u00f0 s\u00e9r \u00ed Feisb\u00fakk daginn \u00fat og inn \ud83d\ude42\u00a0 Gaman fyrir \u00feau!<\/p>\n
\u00c9g er a\u00f0 byrja enn eina yfirfer\u00f0arlotuna (hva\u00f0 \u00e6tli \u00e9g hafi fari\u00f0\u00a0yfir margar ritger\u00f0ir um \u00e6vina?\u00a0 Eitthva\u00f0 um 2000 held \u00e9g …). Og enn og aftur f\u00f3rna \u00e9g h\u00f6ndum og spyr mig hva\u00f0 \u00ed \u00f3sk\u00f6punum grunnsk\u00f3linn hafi veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 kenna nemendum \u00ed 10 \u00e1r!\u00a0 Sveitungi minn orti: “A\u00f0 lesa og skrifa list er g\u00f3\u00f0 \/ l\u00e6ri \u00fea\u00f0 sem flestir.” \u00c9g reikna me\u00f0 a\u00f0 svona sirka helmingur nemenda l\u00e6ri a\u00f0 lesa hj\u00e1 foreldrum s\u00ednum e\u00f0a \u00f6\u00f0rum skyldmennum, aftan \u00e1 mj\u00f3lkufernur, ser\u00edospakka o.\u00fe.h. \u00c6tti \u00fe\u00e1 ekki a\u00f0 vera t\u00edmi til a\u00f0 kenna a\u00f0 skrifa?\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u00c9g er me\u00f0 kenningu:\u00a0 Kenningin er s\u00fa a\u00f0 \u00ed grunnsk\u00f3lum s\u00e9 l\u00f6g\u00f0 \u00e1hersla \u00e1 einnar bla\u00f0s\u00ed\u00f0u ritger\u00f0ir.\u00a0<\/p>\n
\u00de\u00e1 skrifar krakkinn: “\u00cd \u00feessari ritger\u00f0 \u00e6tla \u00e9g a\u00f0 skrifa um Stubb.\u00a0 Meginm\u00e1l: Stubbur er ekki st\u00f3r Stubbur er fimm \u00e1ra Stubbur \u00e1 tvo br\u00e6\u00f0ur br\u00e6\u00f0ur Stubbs heita \u00f3li og p\u00e9tur. Lokaor\u00f0: \u00cd ritger\u00f0inni skrifa\u00f0i \u00e9g um stubb og vona a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa lesandi g\u00f3\u00f0ur hafir haft gagn og gaman a\u00f0.”<\/p>\n
\u00c9g er svo a\u00f0 sl\u00e1st vi\u00f0 andskotans stubbam\u00f3deli\u00f0, nota\u00f0 \u00f6ll t\u00edu \u00e1rin \u00ed grsk. (fyrir utan \u00feann\u00a0hrylling sem svokalla\u00f0ar “heimildaritger\u00f0ir” eru \u00ed grsk.), \u00a0upp eftir \u00f6llum \u00e1f\u00f6ngum og afkenna tikt\u00farur grunnsk\u00f3lans. \u00dea\u00f0 gengur yfirleitt \u00feokkalega \u00e1 \u00f6nn e\u00f0a tveimur. En \u00e9g spyr mig: Hva\u00f0 eru kennararnir a\u00f0 gera \u00ed kennslustundum \u00far \u00fev\u00ed \u00feeir eru sannanlega ekki a\u00f0 kenna a\u00f0 skrifa og \u00e1h\u00f6ld um a\u00f0 \u00feeir kenni a\u00f0 lesa?<\/p>\n
\u00c9g hef \u00fe\u00e1 kenningu a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 s\u00e9u \u00fe\u00e6r (megameirihluti grsk. er kvenkyns, oft vinstri sinna\u00f0ar femin\u00edskar barb\u00edur). \u00a0A\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 s\u00e9u st\u00f3ru barb\u00edurnar a\u00f0 halda vi\u00f0 bleiku prinsessuppeldi leiksk\u00f3lans og s\u00e9u \u00ed leiknum “vi\u00f0 stelpurnar” alla daga. Str\u00e1kunum m\u00e1 fleygja fram \u00e1 gang \u00fear sem \u00feeir geta snapa\u00f0 gams og hugsanlega leita\u00f0 skj\u00f3ls \u00e1 b\u00f3kasafninu e\u00f0a bara fari\u00f0 \u00fat \u00ed f\u00f3tbolta. Sem betur fer kenni \u00e9g 102 og \u00fear eru nemendur talsvert e\u00f0lilegri en \u00ed 103. (\u00deetta er n\u00e1tt\u00farlega smekksmunur en m\u00e9r finnst \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gilegt og subbulegt \u00feegar n\u00fdnemastelpur a\u00f0hyllast s\u00f6mu fatat\u00edsku og ma\u00f0ur s\u00e9r \u00ed Rau\u00f0a hverfinu \u00ed Amsterdam. Sennilega \u00feykir \u00feetta ekki \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gilegt \u00e1 a\u00f0 horfa \u00ed grunnsk\u00f3lum. \u00cd 102 eru nemendur e\u00f0lega kl\u00e6ddir.)\u00a0<\/p>\n
N\u00fa er \u00e9g komin langt fr\u00e1 efninu, eins og kvenlegra kvenna er si\u00f0ur. En \u00f3leysta spurningin er: Hvurn andskotann er veri\u00f0 a\u00f0\u00a0kenna \u00ed ritun \u00ed grunnsk\u00f3lanum \u00ed 10 \u00e1r?\u00a0 (Gu\u00f0ni O., \u00e9g g\u00e6ti \u00feegi\u00f0 stu\u00f0ning n\u00fana \u00feegar f\u00far\u00edur af b\u00e1\u00f0um kynjum klaga mig \u00ed manninn, sk\u00f3lastj\u00f3rann, hv\u00ed-h\u00f3pinn \u00e1 kennarastofunni, synina b\u00e1\u00f0a og f\u00f6\u00f0ur minn. S\u00edminn hj\u00e1 honum er 486 1221 en \u00e1ttr\u00e6\u00f0ur \u00f6ldungur klaga\u00f0i mig fyrir f\u00f6\u00f0ur m\u00ednum eftirlauna\u00feeganum n\u00fana \u00ed vor og kannski langar a\u00f0ra a\u00f0 fara \u00fe\u00e1 lei\u00f0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri gaman a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 t\u00f6lfr\u00e6\u00f0i yfir \u00fea\u00f0 hvers konar st\u00fadentar fara \u00ed Kenn\u00f3. Eitt er v\u00edst og \u00fea\u00f0 er a\u00f0 ekki eru \u00fea\u00f0 d\u00faxarnir!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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