{"id":123,"date":"2009-08-23T15:22:20","date_gmt":"2009-08-23T15:22:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harpa.blogg.is\/2009-08-23\/skinka-daudans\/"},"modified":"2009-08-23T15:22:20","modified_gmt":"2009-08-23T15:22:20","slug":"skinka-daudans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/2009\/08\/23\/skinka-daudans\/","title":{"rendered":"Skinka dau\u00f0ans"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00cd fyrrakv\u00f6ld bau\u00f0 danska r\u00edkissj\u00f3nvarpi\u00f0 upp \u00e1 myndina\u00a0Blondinens H\u00e6vn<\/em>\u00a0sem \u00cdslendingar \u00feekkja betur undir titlinum Legally Blonde<\/em>. \u00c9g hef \u00e1byggilega s\u00e9\u00f0 \u00feessa mynd h\u00e1tt \u00ed fimm sinnum en finnst h\u00fan alltaf jafng\u00f3\u00f0! (Sama gildir ekki um framhaldsmyndina \u00fev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur … en a\u00f0d\u00e1endur Reese Witherspoon \u00e6ttu a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 hafa upp \u00e1 meistaraverkinu The Election<\/em> sem er um heldur grimmari skinku en \u00ed Blondinens H\u00e6vn<\/em> – m\u00e6li me\u00f0 henni. Election<\/em>-lj\u00f3skan er afbrig\u00f0i af skinku, eiginlega “g\u00f3\u00f0a pabbastelpan-in-extreme”, \u00fe\u00f3tt mig minni reyndar a\u00f0 h\u00fan alist upp hj\u00e1 einst\u00e6\u00f0ri m\u00f3\u00f0ur, \u00ed myndinni. \u00c9g held annars a\u00f0 svipurinn \u00e1 Election<\/em>-skinkunni segi allt sem segja \u00fearf. )<\/p>\n

Lj\u00f3skan \u00ed\u00a0Legally Blonde<\/em>\u00a0s\u00fdnir \u00f3v\u00e6nta h\u00e6fileika og reyndar kemur \u00e1 daginn a\u00f0 yfirbur\u00f0a lj\u00f3sku\u00feekking gerir henni kleift a\u00f0 vinna m\u00e1l annarrar lj\u00f3sku og r\u00fasta\u00a0r\u00e6fils mor\u00f0ingjanum sem f\u00f3r flatt \u00e1 a\u00f0 vera me\u00f0\u00a0lj\u00f3tt permanent \u00e1r eftir \u00e1r.\u00a0Vir\u00f0ist\u00a0sem \u00e6\u00f0sta bo\u00f0or\u00f0 \u00feessarar erkiskinku s\u00e9 a\u00f0 vera s\u00e6t (og\u00a0bleik)\u00a0hverju sem \u00e1 gengur.<\/p>\n

F\u00f3lk af minni kynsl\u00f3\u00f0 man \u00e1g\u00e6tlega eftir\u00a0erkit\u00fdpu lj\u00f3skunnar sem var\u00a0Sv\u00ednka (Miss Piggy) \u00ed Pr\u00fa\u00f0uleikurunum. Erkit\u00fdpan er alltaf til en mismunandi eftir kynsl\u00f3\u00f0um; m\u00e1 nefna Marilyn Monroe<\/a>, Marlene Dietrich<\/a>, Jean\u00a0Harlow<\/a> o.fl. o.fl. fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed hlj\u00f3\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00ed kvikmyndum var fundi\u00f0 upp. (Fyrir \u00fe\u00e1 t\u00edma var skinkut\u00fdpan oft d\u00f6kkh\u00e6r\u00f0 og m\u00e1lu\u00f0 um augun eins og \u00fevottabj\u00f6rn.)<\/p>\n

S\u00e9 leita\u00f0 aftur \u00ed \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0ararfinn m\u00e1 nefna v\u00e6luskj\u00f3\u00f0ur \u00e1 bor\u00f0 vi\u00f0 Helgu \u00deorsteinsd\u00f3ttur \u00e1 Borg e\u00f0a Hrefnu \u00c1sgeirsd\u00f3ttur, konu Kjartans. S\u00fa fyrrnefnda var g\u00edfurlega lj\u00f3sh\u00e6r\u00f0, h\u00e1ri\u00f0 var “sem gull bari\u00f0” og n\u00e1\u00f0i ni\u00f0ur fyrir mitti, hin kann a\u00f0 hafa veri\u00f0 d\u00f6kkh\u00e6r\u00f0 mi\u00f0a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 nafni\u00f0 en er pr\u00fa\u00f0 og stillt eins og lj\u00f3ska \u00feeirra t\u00edma.<\/p>\n

\u00deessi ofurkvenlega t\u00fdpa me\u00f0 leyndu h\u00e6fileikana \u00fearf sums\u00e9 ekki endilega a\u00f0 vera lj\u00f3sh\u00e6r\u00f0! \u00deessi vegna er tegundarheiti n\u00fat\u00edmans, skinka<\/strong>, miklu betra en or\u00f0i\u00f0 lj\u00f3ska. Skinka v\u00edsar l\u00edka \u00e1 svo lj\u00f3mandi skemmtilegan h\u00e1tt til hennar Sv\u00ednku, \u00e1 gullaldar\u00e1rum R\u00daVsins!<\/p>\n

En athugum betur skinkuafbrig\u00f0i\u00f0 “prinsessan-hans-pabba-s\u00edns”, \u00fe.e. undur\u00fe\u00e6gu lj\u00f3skuna\u00a0me\u00f0 mismunandi h\u00e1rlit, a la Helga \u00e1 Borg.<\/p>\n

\u00cd g\u00e6rkv\u00f6ldi horfu\u00f0um vi\u00f0 hj\u00f3nin \u00e1 v\u00eddj\u00f3-i\u00f0 Taken<\/em> me\u00f0 Liam\u00a0Neeson, sem staffi\u00f0 \u00e1 v\u00eddj\u00f3leigunni s\u00f3r a\u00f0 v\u00e6ri “ge\u00f0veikislega spennandi”. \u00dea\u00f0\u00a0reyndist r\u00e9tt mat starfsf\u00f3lks. Liam Neeson k\u00e1la\u00f0i einn og sj\u00e1lfur alb\u00f6nsku maf\u00edunni \u00ed Par\u00eds og slatta af \u00f3breyttum borgurum, sem voru \u00e1 r\u00f6ngum sta\u00f0 \u00e1 r\u00f6ngum t\u00edma, \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 bl\u00e1sa \u00far n\u00f6s.\u00a0\u00deetta hefur ma\u00f0ur sosum s\u00e9\u00f0 \u00e1\u00f0ur, \u00ed Bond-myndum. En \u00f3l\u00edkt 007 var Liam \u00feessi ekki a\u00f0 verja leyndarm\u00e1l r\u00edkisins e\u00f0a koma \u00ed veg fyrir heimstyrj\u00f6ld heldur einungis a\u00f0 bjarga litlu s\u00e6tu skinkunni sinni; st\u00falkunni hans pabba s\u00edns! St\u00falkukindin var me\u00f0 skinkutaktana \u00e1 hreinu; hoppa\u00f0i, garga\u00f0i og hv\u00eda\u00f0i eins og l\u00edtil meri \u00ed hestal\u00e1tum en var samt pott\u00fe\u00e9tt hrein mey, \u00fe\u00f3tt’\u00fan gengi me\u00f0 naflann beran!\u00a0<\/p>\n

Meyd\u00f3murinn reyndist l\u00edka hi\u00f0 d\u00fdrasta dj\u00e1sn og ger\u00f0i st\u00falkuna g\u00edfurlega marka\u00f0sh\u00e6fa me\u00f0al moldr\u00edkra \u00fatr\u00e1sarv\u00edkinga \u00ed Par\u00eds. Kapphlaup Liams sn\u00e9rist n\u00e1tt\u00farlega ekki bara um a\u00f0 n\u00e1 litlu s\u00e6tu pabbaskinkunni \u00e1 l\u00edfi heldur einnig a\u00f0 n\u00e1 henni \u00f3spjalla\u00f0ri. Minnir albanska maf\u00edan \u00f3neitanlega \u00e1 ath\u00e6fi dusilmenna \u00ed \u00cdslendingas\u00f6gum sem taka upp \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed, til a\u00f0 n\u00e1 s\u00e9r ni\u00f0ri \u00e1 hetjunni, a\u00f0 “f\u00edfla” fr\u00e6ndkonu hetjunnar og l\u00e6kka hana \u00fear me\u00f0 \u00ed ver\u00f0i! Yfirleitt lei\u00f0ir \u00feessi lei\u00f0a heg\u00f0un til manndr\u00e1pa og eftir a\u00f0 hafa s\u00e9\u00f0 Taken<\/em> er \u00e9g ekkert hissa \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed!<\/p>\n

\u00dear sem seti\u00f0 er um kennara \u00feessa dagana og reynt a\u00f0 hanka \u00fe\u00e1 \u00e1 m\u00e1lfari og st\u00edl … og gera \u00feeim enn einu sinni lj\u00f3st a\u00f0 kennsla er ekki starf heldur k\u00f6llun sem menn\u00a0eiga a\u00f0 uppfylla 24 t\u00edma \u00e1 s\u00f3larhring … get \u00e9g alls ekki nefnt konkret d\u00e6mi um skinkur \u00ed sk\u00f3lastofum. En \u00e9g fullvissa dygga lesendur m\u00edna a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r eru til, ekki ein e\u00f0a tv\u00e6r heldur stundum heilu skinkuh\u00f3parnir \u00ed sumum \u00e1f\u00f6ngum. Sem betur fer er sjaldg\u00e6ft a\u00f0 pabbarnir gr\u00edpi inn \u00ed \u00feyki skinku kennari \u00f3v\u00e6ginn \u00ed d\u00f3mum (= vondur vi\u00f0 sig)\u00a0en er \u00fe\u00f3 til \u00ed d\u00e6minu. Lukkulega eru fe\u00f0ur \u00e1 Skaga ekkert \u00ed l\u00edkingu vi\u00f0 Liam Neeson!<\/p>\n

\u00c9g er spennt a\u00f0 komast a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed hvernig Skinka haustsins 2009 ver\u00f0ur kl\u00e6dd og hvernig hollingin er \u00e1 t\u00fdpunni \u00feetta \u00e1ri\u00f0. Ver\u00f0ur mitti\u00f0 upp vi\u00f0 brj\u00f3st? Ver\u00f0ur brj\u00f3staskora? Hve s\u00ed\u00f0ar (e\u00f0a stuttar) skulu leggings vera? O.s.fr.<\/p>\n

A\u00f0 lokum vil \u00e9g benda \u00e1 \u00f6llu alvarlegri ger\u00f0 af skinku, sem er smita\u00f0ur einstaklingur af sv\u00ednaflensu. Var einmitt a\u00f0 lesa \u00ed einhverju bla\u00f0i um vesalings flugfar\u00feega fr\u00e1 Majorku sem m\u00e1ttu sitja undir \u00fev\u00ed \u00feessa l\u00f6ngu lei\u00f0 a\u00f0 h\u00f3standi \u00fatskriftah\u00f3par voru um alla v\u00e9l!\u00a0 Sem sagt “sv\u00ednaflenskuskinkur”. Ef ma\u00f0ur \u00feekkir \u00f3vininn m\u00e1 betur verjast og \u00fev\u00ed birti \u00e9g h\u00e9r til\u00a0vinstri mynd af svolei\u00f0is skinku, sem getur veri\u00f0 af hvoru kyninu sem er og leynst hvarvetna \u00ed umhverfi manns, t.d. \u00e1 vinnust\u00f6\u00f0um. Skilabo\u00f0in sem fylgja myndinni \u00ed a\u00f0v\u00f6runart\u00f6lvup\u00f3sti n\u00fat\u00edmans eru a\u00f0 ef einhver samstarfsma\u00f0urinn l\u00edtur svona \u00fat skal senda hann heim \u00e1\u00f0ur en hann n\u00e6r a\u00f0 smita!\u00a0 \u00c9g var a\u00f0 hugsa um a\u00f0 festa myndina upp \u00e1 s\u00e9rstaka sv\u00ednaflensuaugl\u00fdsingat\u00f6flu sem sett hefur veri\u00f0 upp vi\u00f0 hli\u00f0 kennarastofunnar en \u00fear sem \u00e9g geri r\u00e1\u00f0 fyrir a\u00f0 vera ekki \u00ed s\u00e9rst\u00f6ku upp\u00e1haldi stj\u00f3rnenda \u00feessa dagana l\u00e6t \u00e9g \u00fea\u00f0 eiga sig …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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