{"id":131,"date":"2009-09-07T18:18:08","date_gmt":"2009-09-07T18:18:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harpa.blogg.is\/2009-09-07\/likindi-tollafgreidslukvenna-og-kvenlegra-simadama-vid-muminalfabaekurnar\/"},"modified":"2009-09-07T18:18:08","modified_gmt":"2009-09-07T18:18:08","slug":"likindi-tollafgreidslukvenna-og-kvenlegra-simadama-vid-muminalfabaekurnar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/2009\/09\/07\/likindi-tollafgreidslukvenna-og-kvenlegra-simadama-vid-muminalfabaekurnar\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00d3tr\u00faleg l\u00edkindi tollafgrei\u00f0sluf\u00f3lks og kvenlegra s\u00edmadama vi\u00f0 pers\u00f3nur Tove Janson"},"content":{"rendered":"

N\u00fa halda kannski dyggu lesendurnir a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00e6tli a\u00f0 skrifa um s\u00f6rpr\u00e6si\u00f0 sem bei\u00f0 okkar a\u00f0fararn\u00f3tt 8. \u00e1g\u00fast \u00ed haust, \u00feegar \u00edslenskum h\u00f3pi var\u00f0 lj\u00f3st a\u00f0 tollvarslan \u00e1 Keflav\u00edkurflugvelli, sem og l\u00f6greglan \u00e1 sama flugvelli, haf\u00f0i gleymt v\u00e9linni<\/strong> og fari\u00f0 heim og lagt sig … \u00de\u00f3tt ma\u00f0ur v\u00e6ri \u00fereyttur eftir a\u00f0 vaka \u00ed 21 t\u00edma og kannski ekki fj\u00f6\u00f0rum fenginn yfir a\u00f0 \u00feurfa a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a \u00ed einar 40 m\u00edn\u00fatur me\u00f0an hi\u00f0 \u00e1hyggjulausa og gleymna li\u00f0 var vaki\u00f0 og s\u00f3tt \u00ed vinnuna … \u00fe\u00e1 nennti \u00e9g ekkert a\u00f0 gera m\u00e1l yfir \u00fev\u00ed, svo fegin var\u00f0 \u00e9g a\u00f0 komast \u00ed r\u00fami\u00f0 mitt og fannst upp\u00e1koman heldur \u00f3merkileg mi\u00f0a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 skemmtun fr\u00edsins.<\/p>\n

Nei, \u00e9g \u00e6tla ekki a\u00f0 tala um \u00fe\u00e1 litlu l\u00f6gguhatt\u00edfattana e\u00f0a tollarana sem au\u00f0vita\u00f0 stoppu\u00f0u s\u00ed\u00f0an syfja\u00f0a en saklausa MR-nemendur \u00ed \u00fatskriftarfer\u00f0 af \u00fev\u00ed \u00feau voru eina f\u00f3lki\u00f0 undir \u00fer\u00edtugu og greinilega kennt \u00ed tollarask\u00f3lum a\u00f0 svolei\u00f0is f\u00f3lk geti smygla\u00f0, jafnvel eiturlyfjum (komandi fr\u00e1 Tyrklandi)! Au\u00f0vita\u00f0 fannst ekki gramm \u00e1 blessu\u00f0um b\u00f6rnunum.<\/p>\n

Nei; \u00e9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0\u00a0blogga a\u00f0eins um s\u00edma\u00e6vint\u00fdri mitt \u00ed dag sem hleypti p\u00falsinum upp \u00ed h\u00e1aloft og \u00fev\u00ed segi \u00e9g y\u00f0ur: \u00dea\u00f0 er ekki nema fyrir fullfr\u00edskt f\u00f3lk, n\u00fdkomi\u00f0 af AA-fundi, a\u00f0 eiga s\u00edmt\u00f6l vi\u00f0 Tollafgrei\u00f0sluna \u00e1 Keflav\u00edkurflugvelli, s\u00e9rstaklega a\u00f0 tala vi\u00f0 hana Mar\u00edu sm\u00e1pakkav\u00f6r\u00f0 \u00ed s\u00edma!<\/p>\n

\u00c9g panta\u00f0i pakka fr\u00e1 USA sem var settur \u00ed hra\u00f0p\u00f3st \u00feann 20. \u00e1g\u00fast. Hafandi fengi\u00f0 alveg n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega eins pakka fyrir um t\u00edu d\u00f6gum s\u00ed\u00f0an var \u00e9g farin a\u00f0 undra mig \u00e1 seinagangingum \u00ed \u00feessum pakka (sem geymir \u00c6ttars\u00f6guna sm\u00e6rri<\/em>) og datt helst \u00ed hug a\u00f0 flugv\u00e9lin hef\u00f0i hrapa\u00f0. \u00c1 pakkanum var svokalla\u00f0 “tracking” svo \u00e9g gat s\u00e9\u00f0 afdrif hans \u00ed t\u00f6lvunni og s\u00e1, \u00ed g\u00e6r, a\u00f0 pakkinn kom til Keflav\u00edkur \u00feann 28. \u00e1g\u00fast (eftir a\u00f0 hafa veri\u00f0\u00a0gegnuml\u00fdstur b\u00e6\u00f0i \u00ed Hollandi og K\u00f6ln) en hefur seti\u00f0 \u00fear fastur s\u00ed\u00f0an. M\u00e9r telst svo til a\u00f0 komnir s\u00e9u 11 dagar sem hra\u00f0sendi pakkinn minn er \u00ed pakkahr\u00fagu, v\u00e6ntanlega \u00ed Byggingu 10\u00a0\u00e1 Keflav\u00edkurflugvelli. \u00c1 eftirlitslistanum (tracking details)\u00a0var \u00feessi \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0a gefin upp fyrir st\u00f6\u00f0vun pakkans: “SHIPMENT IS HELD DUE TO UNREALIST VALUE\/WEIGHT RATIO. UPS\u00a0WILL VERIFY VALUE WITH RECEIVER BEFORE CUSTOMS CLEARANCE”. \u00c1 \u00e1stk\u00e6ra ylh\u00fdra: “\u00dea\u00f0 er \u00f3rauns\u00e6tt hlutfall milli ver\u00f0m\u00e6tis og vigtar pakkans. UPS mun t\u00e9kka \u00e1 ver\u00f0m\u00e6ti pakkans \u00e1\u00f0ur en tollurinn l\u00e6tur hann lausan.”<\/p>\n

\u00c9g hringdi \u00ed Tollinn \u00ed Rv. (tollur.is), var sagt a\u00f0 \u00feetta v\u00e6ri ekki \u00feeirra m\u00e1l, f\u00e9kk s\u00edman\u00famer sem \u00e1tti a\u00f0 vera hj\u00e1 tollg\u00e6slunni \u00ed Keflav\u00edk en reyndist vera hj\u00e1 l\u00f6ggunni \u00e1 sama sta\u00f0, l\u00f6ggan gaf m\u00e9r s\u00edman\u00famer hj\u00e1 tollg\u00e6slunni, ma\u00f0urinn \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed n\u00fameri sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 engin nema h\u00fan Mar\u00eda, sem “ynni \u00ed sm\u00e1p\u00f6kkunum” g\u00e6ti svara\u00f0 \u00feessu og Mar\u00eda v\u00e6ri \u00ed mat, gaf m\u00e9r svo upp beina s\u00edmann Mar\u00edu, hva\u00f0 m\u00e9r fannst s\u00e6tt uns \u00e9g komst a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 Mar\u00eda er ekkert a\u00f0 hanga vi\u00f0 sitt skrifbor\u00f0 heldur er ferlega m\u00f3b\u00edl “\u00ed byggingunni”.<\/p>\n

T\u00f3kst loks a\u00f0 hafa upp \u00e1 Mar\u00edu. Um lei\u00f0 og h\u00fan fatta\u00f0i a\u00f0 \u00e9g var ekki himinhr\u00f3pandi \u00e1n\u00e6g\u00f0 yfir a\u00f0 hra\u00f0sendi pakkinn minn v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 mygla \u00ed pakkageymslunni hennar, ger\u00f0ist h\u00fan f\u00fal og valdag\u00edrug o.s.fr.: N\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega eins og hem\u00fall!* Me\u00f0al \u00feess sem Mar\u00eda sag\u00f0i var:<\/p>\n

“\u00c9g get ekki afgreitt pakkann nema \u00e9g sj\u00e1i reikninginn fyrir innihaldinu.” “\u00c9g \u00fearf ekkert leyfi til a\u00f0 opna svona sm\u00e1pakka” (\u00feegar \u00e9g bau\u00f0st til a\u00f0 senda henni sl\u00edkt leyfi \u00ed t\u00f6lvup\u00f3sti svo h\u00fan g\u00e6ti s\u00e9\u00f0 reikninginn). “\u00c9g man ekkert eftir \u00feessum pakka.” “\u00deetta er ekki mitt m\u00e1l, \u00fe\u00e6r hj\u00e1 UPS eiga a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 um \u00feetta”.<\/p>\n

Af stakri grei\u00f0asemi gaf Mar\u00eda tollv\u00f6r\u00f0ur (skyldi h\u00fan eiga afa sem heitir Einar?) m\u00e9r samband vi\u00f0 UPS, sem reynist vera umbo\u00f0sa\u00f0ili fyrir hra\u00f0sendingar (!!!!).\u00a0 Sj\u00e1 Express ehf<\/a>. \u00dear n\u00e1\u00f0i \u00e9g sambandi vi\u00f0 st\u00falku\u00a0(?) me\u00f0 ungmeyjart\u00f3n, \u00e1tt er vi\u00f0 \u00feann t\u00f3n sem amr\u00edskir unglingar br\u00faka \u00ed \u00feri\u00f0ja flokks s\u00e1pu\u00f3perum – kaldh\u00e6\u00f0nislega kvenlegan. H\u00fan minnti mig a\u00f0 m\u00f6rgu leyti \u00e1 snorkstelpuna. St\u00falkan heitir Hildur Kjartansd\u00f3ttir<\/a>. H\u00fan sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 \u00ed rauninni hef\u00f0i h\u00fan ekkert me\u00f0 \u00feetta a\u00f0 gera heldur st\u00falkan \u00e1 ne\u00f0ri h\u00e6\u00f0inni, sem v\u00e6ri \u00ed mat. Auk \u00feess v\u00e6ri \u00feetta ekki \u00feeim a\u00f0 kenna heldur Blurb (fyrirt\u00e6kinu sem sendi m\u00e9r pakkann) sem hef\u00f0i \u00e1byggilega ekki sent reikning. St\u00falkan \u00ed matnum v\u00e6ri \u00f6rugglega b\u00fain a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 hringja \u00ed mig \u00fataf \u00feessu. (Seinna \u00ed samtalinu kom \u00ed lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 st\u00falkan hringir \u00ed vi\u00f0skiptavini\u00a0UPS \u00e1 morgnana og fram yfir h\u00e1degi og n\u00e6r yfirleitt bara a\u00f0 hringja \u00ed f\u00f3lk fyrstu dagana sem pakkinn er fastur af \u00fev\u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 er svo miki\u00f0 a\u00f0 gera.)<\/p>\n

\u00c9g stakk upp \u00e1 m\u00f6guleikanum a\u00f0 senda vi\u00f0skiptavinum t\u00f6lvup\u00f3st \u00ed sta\u00f0 \u00feess a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 n\u00e1 \u00ed \u00fe\u00e1 \u00ed heimas\u00edma \u00e1 mi\u00f0jum vinnut\u00edma \u00e1 r\u00famhelgum d\u00f6gum. J\u00fa … Hildur kanna\u00f0ist vi\u00f0 t\u00f6lvup\u00f3st en vissi ekki hvernig ma\u00f0ur fyndi svolei\u00f0is ef \u00fea\u00f0 stendur ekki \u00e1 pakkanum. \u00c9g fjarkenndi henni, algerlega \u00f3keypis, \u00e1 Google, \u00ed t\u00f6lvup\u00f3sti n\u00fana \u00e1\u00f0an. (Ma\u00f0ur getur t.d. gefi\u00f0 upp leitarstrenginn Harpa Hreinsd\u00f3ttir netfang)<\/p>\n

Hildur h\u00e9lt a\u00f0 kannski g\u00e6ti st\u00falkan sem var \u00ed mat reynt a\u00f0 tala vi\u00f0 Mar\u00edu \u00feegar Mar\u00eda kemur \u00fat \u00ed \u00feessa byggingu (nr. 10) \u00ed fyrram\u00e1li\u00f0 ef \u00e9g sendi\u00a0henni afrit af reikningnum sem \u00e9g f\u00e9kk \u00ed t\u00f6lvup\u00f3sti fr\u00e1 fyrirt\u00e6kinu sem sendir pakkann.<\/p>\n

\u00c9g var n\u00e1tt\u00farlega or\u00f0in fj\u00fakandi rei\u00f0 og spur\u00f0i hvort h\u00fan g\u00e6ti ekki bara skokka\u00f0 yfir, n\u00e1\u00f0 \u00ed Mar\u00edu, fylgt henni \u00ed pakkageymslu \u00ed byggingu 10, fundi\u00f0 helv\u00edtis pakkann og afgreitt\u00a0og\u00a0komi\u00f0 honum \u00e1 \u00cdslandsp\u00f3st \u00e1samt afs\u00f6kunarbei\u00f0ni til m\u00edn fyrir helv\u00edtis\u00a0sleifarlagi\u00f0, strax \u00ed dag! (Reyndar nota\u00f0i \u00e9g ekki \u00feetta or\u00f0alag \u00fev\u00ed m\u00e9r\u00a0var til efs a\u00f0 Hildur myndi skilja svo fornt or\u00f0tak.)<\/p>\n

\u00c1 endanum framsendi \u00e9g frk. Hildi f\u00e6lu af t\u00f6lvup\u00f3stum, b\u00e6\u00f0i var\u00f0andi \u00feennan pakka og n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega eins pakka sem \u00e9g f\u00e9kk sendan hratt og vel um \u00cdslandsp\u00f3st en eins og Hildur sag\u00f0i: “Hann hefur kannski r\u00e9tt sloppi\u00f0 – \u00fea\u00f0 er veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 her\u00f0a \u00feetta n\u00fana.”<\/p>\n

\u00c9g er rosalega fegin a\u00f0 \u00feurfa ekki a\u00f0 kenna Hildi meira. S\u00f6mulei\u00f0is er \u00e9g \u00feakkl\u00e1t fyrir a\u00f0 vinna ekki me\u00f0 hem\u00falum en skilgreiningin \u00e1 \u00feeim er glettilega l\u00edk framkomu frk. Mar\u00edu og hva\u00f0 kona s\u00e9r fyrir s\u00e9r \u00ed s\u00edmtali vi\u00f0 sl\u00edka:<\/p>\n

*\u00a0 “En hemul har hemskt stora f\u00f6tter och ingen humor, f\u00f6rklarade jag [muminpappan]. <\/font>N\u00e4san \u00e4r lite tillplattad och h\u00e5ret v\u00e4xer i obest\u00e4mda tottar. En hemul g\u00f6r ingenting <\/font>d\u00e4rf\u00f6r att det \u00e4r roligt, utan bara f\u00f6r att det borde g\u00f6ras, och ber\u00e4ttar hela tiden f\u00f6r <\/font>en vad man sj\u00e4lv borde ha gjort och … (Muminpapappans Bravader [1950] 1961: <\/font>16)” <\/font><\/p>\n

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Einu kynnin sem \u00e9g hef \u00e1\u00f0ur haft af tollver\u00f0i voru af \u00f6ldru\u00f0um Lystigar\u00f0shem\u00fal \u00ed Reykjav\u00edk. \u00dea\u00f0 sem \u00fe\u00f3 gle\u00f0ur mig\u00a0\u00ed \u00feessari upp\u00e1komu \u00a0er a\u00f0\u00a0 n\u00fa veit \u00e9g a\u00f0 f\u00f3lk sem e.t.v. (ath. a\u00f0 h\u00e9r sl\u00e6 \u00e9g engu f\u00f6stu)\u00a0er haldi\u00f0 greindar\u00f6rorku (l\u00e6r\u00f0i or\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00ed dag og f\u00e6 a\u00f0 nota \u00fea\u00f0,\u00a0courtesy of Freyja) \u00e1 von um vinnu ef \u00fea\u00f0 vill b\u00faa su\u00f0ur me\u00f0 sj\u00f3!\u00a0<\/p>\n

\u00dea\u00f0 er \u00f3tr\u00falega lokkandi a\u00f0 panta Camenbert og mygluost fr\u00e1 USA me\u00f0 hra\u00f0p\u00f3st og bi\u00f0ja s\u00e9rstaklega um a\u00f0 reikningnum s\u00e9 stungi\u00f0 innan \u00ed pakkann og UPS s\u00e9 kirfilega nefnt sem \u00fej\u00f3nustua\u00f0ili hra\u00f0sendinga utan \u00e1 pakkanum \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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