{"id":134,"date":"2009-09-10T17:39:15","date_gmt":"2009-09-10T17:39:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harpa.blogg.is\/2009-09-10\/min-elskanlegu\/"},"modified":"2009-09-10T17:39:15","modified_gmt":"2009-09-10T17:39:15","slug":"min-elskanlegu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/2009\/09\/10\/min-elskanlegu\/","title":{"rendered":"M\u00edn elskanlegu"},"content":{"rendered":"

Titillinn v\u00edsar a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u til nemenda minna! \u00deeir eru eins og hugur manns; hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 vera einstakur \u00e1rgangur \u00ed n\u00fdnemauppskeru haustsins!\u00a0 \u00deessir krakkar m\u00e6ta vel, s\u00fdna \u00e1huga, vinna eftir getu og eru me\u00f0 \u00e1 n\u00f3tunum \u00ed kennslustundum, sem er einmitt risakostur \u00ed augum kennara. (\u00c1tt er vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 ekki \u00feurfi a\u00f0 svara spurningunni: “\u00cd hva\u00f0a kafla erum vi\u00f0?” oftar en kannski tvisvar \u00ed kennslustund.)<\/p>\n

Af \u00fev\u00ed blessa\u00f0ir unglingarnir haga s\u00e9r svona vel \u00fe\u00e1 hefur m\u00e9r\u00a0tekist a\u00f0 m\u00e6ta til vinnu,\u00a0hef m\u00e6tt alla daga vikunnar og st\u00f3la \u00e1 morgundaginn l\u00edka. Af \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g er svo \u00feunglynd og langt ni\u00f0ri n\u00fana \u00fa\u00f0a \u00e9g \u00ed mig pillum vi\u00f0 skj\u00e1lftanum og leik s\u00ed\u00f0an gla\u00f0beittan kennara \u00ed performans dagsins; hegg mann og annan eins og fullkomlega ge\u00f0fr\u00edsk manneskja.<\/p>\n

\u00cd fr\u00edm\u00edn\u00fatum leik \u00e9g gla\u00f0beittan kennara \u00ed fr\u00edm\u00edn\u00fatum.\u00a0 Gu\u00f0i s\u00e9 lof fyrir leikarah\u00e6fileika \u00ed genunum, \u00e9g segi ekki anna\u00f0!<\/p>\n

Helstu trixin sem \u00e9g br\u00faka annars eru “einn dagur \u00ed einu”, “me\u00f0 h\u00e6g\u00f0inni hefst \u00fea\u00f0” og “feik itt till j\u00fa meik itt”.\u00a0 \u00deetta s\u00ed\u00f0asttalda \u00fatheimtir a\u00f0 taka til dress \u00e1 kv\u00f6ldin og reyna a\u00f0 l\u00edta vel \u00fat \u00ed vinnunni – \u00fatliti\u00f0 eitt dregur langt ef s\u00e1lin er l\u00edtil og sm\u00e1. \u00c1 morgun \u00e6tla \u00e9g a\u00f0 vera \u00e1 h\u00e6lum!<\/p>\n

Svo eru \u00fea\u00f0 litlu hlutirnir: \u00c9g ra\u00f0a samviskusamlega ni\u00f0ur pl\u00fasum og m\u00ednusum og passa a\u00f0 hafa m\u00ednusana ekki of marga. \u00cd dag get \u00e9g pl\u00fasa\u00f0 vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 hafa strauja\u00f0 (enda \u00fearf ekki heilab\u00fa \u00ed \u00fea\u00f0); hafa prj\u00f3na\u00f0 3 umfer\u00f0ir; hafa spila\u00f0 S\u00f6ng S\u00f3lveigar tvisvar \u00ed gegn og hafa reykt s\u00e6milega vel. \u00c9g hef nefnilega \u00e1hyggjur af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 n\u00fa reyki \u00e9g of l\u00edti\u00f0, eftir a\u00f0 \u00e9g t\u00f3k upp \u00e1 a\u00f0 reykja \u00fati, og heilinn sakni s\u00edns r\u00fass og nikt\u00f3t\u00edn\u00fe\u00e9ttni \u00ed bl\u00f3\u00f0i s\u00e9 fulll\u00e1g.<\/p>\n

Helsta \u00e1hyggjuefni\u00f0 framundan\u00a0er hvernig m\u00e9r tekst a\u00f0 komast gegnum afm\u00e6li\u00f0 mitt, sem \u00e9g held upp \u00e1 \u00e1 laugardaginn.\u00a0Hugsanlega ver\u00f0ur m\u00e9r eitthva\u00f0 fari\u00f0 a\u00f0 batna, m\u00e9r finnst einhver sm\u00e1bati \u00ed dag,\u00a0hugsanlega ver\u00f0 \u00e9g a\u00f0 poppa pillunum eins og \u00f3hamingjus\u00f6m amr\u00edsk h\u00fasm\u00f3\u00f0ir \u00ed \u00fathverfi … \u00c9g hef\u00a0haft samband vi\u00f0 minn g\u00f3\u00f0a l\u00e6kni og er ekki fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 eitt hafi a\u00f0eins lyft \u00feokunni sv\u00f6rtu – aftur \u00e1 m\u00f3ti\u00a0kunni hann engin t\u00f6frar\u00e1\u00f0 (\u00e9g bj\u00f3st hvort sem er ekki vi\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed) og m\u00e6lti einungis me\u00f0 h\u00e6rri pillusk\u00f6mmum. Sem \u00e9g er l\u00edti\u00f0 upprifin yfir og vil for\u00f0ast. En … pillur, massi af winston (sem allir vita a\u00f0 er \u00f3gislega \u00f3hollt – \u00feessu b\u00e6ti \u00e9g vi\u00f0 til a\u00f0 pota ekki \u00ed hann \u00deorgr\u00edm og hina postulana) og \u00feokkalegt dress \u00e6tti a\u00f0 koma m\u00e9r gegnum daginn.<\/p>\n

\u00de\u00f3tt\u00a0velmeinandi al\u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ukonur veifi framan \u00ed mann\u00a0gagnslausum r\u00e1\u00f0um, fr\u00e1 jurtasey\u00f0um og hvannar\u00f3t upp \u00ed mi\u00f0laheims\u00f3knir og heilunaryfirlagningar \u00fe\u00e1 veit \u00e9g \u00f3sk\u00f6p vel a\u00f0 heilinn er ekkert\u00a0spes heldur gengur fyrir efnaskiptum og\u00a0\u00fea\u00f0 eina sem virkar \u00e1 hann er a\u00f0 f\u00e1 helv. efnaskiptin \u00ed lag, me\u00f0 pillum e\u00f0a stu\u00f0i. \u00a0<\/p>\n

Svo \u00e9g lj\u00faki f\u00e6rslunni \u00ed hring: Bestu t\u00edmar dagsins eru \u00e1 morgnana, fr\u00e1 svona kl. 6, \u00feegar \u00e9g vakna, og framundir h\u00e1degi,\u00a0me\u00f0an \u00e9g er a\u00f0 kenna. \u00dea\u00f0 er ofbo\u00f0sleg hv\u00edld f\u00f3lgin \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00feurfa a\u00f0 hafa auga \u00e1 hverjum fingri og sinna hressum og j\u00e1kv\u00e6\u00f0um unglingum!\u00a0 \u00dea\u00f0 eina sem \u00e9g hef undan \u00feeim a\u00f0 kvarta er a\u00f0 enn og aftur kemur upp sami vandinn vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 f\u00e1 \u00feessi b\u00f6rn til a\u00f0 tr\u00faa \u00e1 drauga! N\u00fat\u00edma hryllingssaga gengur \u00e1g\u00e6tlega \u00ed einum \u00e1fanganum en Laxd\u00e6lu<\/em>nemendur eru hro\u00f0alega rauns\u00e6tt f\u00f3lk sem s\u00e6ttir sig ekki vi\u00f0 sm\u00e1vegis andsetningu og almennan \u00edslenskan draugagang!\u00a0 Hugsanlega\u00a0get \u00e9g kennt draugakafla me\u00f0 sl\u00f6kkt lj\u00f3s og blaktandi kertaloga, \u00feegar lengra l\u00ed\u00f0ur \u00e1 \u00f6nnina. \u00dea\u00f0 \u00e6tti a\u00f0 hj\u00e1lpa ef ma\u00f0ur hefur hlj\u00f3\u00f0effekta me\u00f0.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Titillinn v\u00edsar a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u til nemenda minna! \u00deeir eru eins og hugur manns; hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 vera einstakur \u00e1rgangur \u00ed n\u00fdnemauppskeru haustsins!\u00a0 \u00deessir krakkar m\u00e6ta vel, s\u00fdna \u00e1huga, vinna eftir getu og eru me\u00f0 \u00e1 n\u00f3tunum …<\/span> Read More …<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=134"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}