Af \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g haf\u00f0i banna\u00f0 f\u00f3lki a\u00f0 gefa m\u00e9r st\u00f3ra pakka (sem n\u00e6stum allir f\u00f3ru eftir) og af\u00feakka\u00f0 alla skartgripi (er \u00fe\u00f3 mj\u00f6g \u00e1n\u00e6g\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00feennan eina sem \u00e9g f\u00e9kk \u00fev\u00ed hann er verulega spes og mun gera sig vel \u00ed kennslu!) … af \u00feessum s\u00f6kum f\u00e9kk \u00e9g a\u00f0allega umsl\u00f6g \u00ed afm\u00e6lisgj\u00f6f. \u00cd dag t\u00f3k \u00e9g svo \u00e1 mig r\u00f6gg og f\u00f3r a\u00f0 versla fyrir eitthva\u00f0 af innihaldi umslaganna. H\u00e9r er afraksturinn:<\/p>\n
1. Keypti n\u00fdjan gemsa; ba\u00f0 manninn \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0inni um \u00feann einfaldasta og \u00f3d\u00fdrasta \u00fev\u00ed \u00e1 \u00feessu heimili hefur s\u00fdnt sig a\u00f0 d\u00fdrustu gemsarnir endast styst. \u00dev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur t\u00f3k \u00e9g \u00f3vart gjafakorti\u00f0 \u00ed Kringluna me\u00f0 m\u00e9r og ma\u00f0urinn \u00ed Omnis-b\u00fa\u00f0inni \u00e1 Skaganum hef\u00f0i ekki \u00feegi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 svo \u00e9g l\u00e1na\u00f0i sj\u00e1lfri m\u00e9r, af m\u00ednu debetkorti, upp \u00ed meinta ey\u00f0slu afm\u00e6liskorts.<\/p>\n
2. Keypti diskinn me\u00f0 Sigr\u00ed\u00f0i Thorlacius og hef spila\u00f0 einu sinni \u00ed gegn me\u00f0 “singalong” t\u00f6ktum. Lofar g\u00f3\u00f0u.<\/p>\n
Svo lag\u00f0i \u00e9g mig …<\/p>\n
\u00cd eftirmiddaginn f\u00f3r \u00e9g aftur af sta\u00f0 \u00ed innkaupalei\u00f0angur og keypti nokkrar spjarir (a\u00f0allega \u00e1 V\u00edfil) \u00e1 svok\u00f6llu\u00f0 “Outlet” (\u00datl\u00e1tum e\u00f0a Afrennsli) sem b\u00fa\u00f0ir \u00e1 Skaga eru duglegar a\u00f0 halda \u00ed kreppunni. \u00dea\u00f0 er ekki m\u00e9r a\u00f0 kenna a\u00f0 \u00feetta var sv\u00edvir\u00f0ilega \u00f3d\u00fdrt og hj\u00f3 a\u00f0eins ogguskar\u00f0 \u00ed gjafakorti\u00f0 fr\u00e1 kennurunum. Heldur ekki m\u00e9r a\u00f0 kenna a\u00f0 einu s\u00e6tu kj\u00f3larnir til s\u00f6lu l\u00e9tu mig l\u00edta \u00fat eins og r\u00fallupilsu og voru \u00fear me\u00f0 \u00far s\u00f6gunni! (Lo\u00f0band \u00ed n\u00e6stu b\u00fa\u00f0 tekur vart a\u00f0 nefna, \u00fea\u00f0 var n\u00e1nast gefins.)<\/p>\n
En kennararnir hafa \u00fe\u00f3 spl\u00e6st s\u00e6milega duglega \u00ed snyrtiv\u00f6rur sem eru \u00feyngdar sinnar vir\u00f0i; grammi\u00f0 af meiki miklu d\u00fdrara en grammi\u00f0 af eiturlyfjum \u00e1 bor\u00f0 vi\u00f0 Winston. \u00c9g s\u00e9 nefnilega fram \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 verandi or\u00f0in fimmtug \u00fearf \u00e9g a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 nota eitthva\u00f0 haldbetra \u00e1 andliti\u00f0 en kalt vatn! Svo \u00e9g keypti sparsl fyrir konur til a\u00f0 gera andlit sl\u00e9tt og samlitt. (S\u00e9 n\u00fana a\u00f0 mig vantar \u00fe\u00e1 v\u00e6ntanlega kinnalit e\u00f0a eitthva\u00f0 til a\u00f0 gera f\u00e9si\u00f0 mislitt \u00e1 n\u00fd, ofan\u00ed sparsli\u00f0 …). Og n\u00fdjan \u00e6l\u00e6ner af \u00fev\u00ed s\u00e1 sem \u00e9g keypti fyrir um \u00e1ratug var einfaldlega a\u00f0 kl\u00e1rast!\u00a0<\/p>\n
Reyndar eyddi \u00e9g l\u00edka af gjafakorti kennaranna \u00ed magalyf sem eiga a\u00f0 virka \u00e1 svona s\u00e6tan og huggulegan maga (innanver\u00f0an) sem magadoktorinn sag\u00f0i m\u00e9r. Or\u00f0r\u00e9tt sag\u00f0i hann (og \u00e9g f\u00e9kk \u00ed hn\u00e9n!): “\u00de\u00fa ert jafn falleg a\u00f0 innan sem utan”. V\u00c1!!!\u00a0 Vi\u00f0 r\u00e6ddum \u00feetta a\u00f0eins \u00e1 kennarastofunni, konurnar, og \u00f6llum fannst \u00feetta s\u00e6tt og l\u00e6knirinn mikill kaval\u00e9r. Allar voru l\u00edka \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r myndu k\u00fdla \u00feann kvensj\u00fakd\u00f3mal\u00e6kni kaldan sem l\u00e9ti svonalaga\u00f0 \u00fat \u00far s\u00e9r. \u00deannig a\u00f0 svona gullhamrar geta veri\u00f0 beggja handa j\u00e1rn …<\/p>\n
Maskara er \u00e9g tilt\u00f6lulega n\u00fdb\u00fain a\u00f0 kaupa en hef hins vegar vo\u00f0a l\u00edti\u00f0 nota\u00f0 hann \u00fev\u00ed gallinn vi\u00f0 allt svona sparsl og lit er a\u00f0 \u00feessu \u00fearf a\u00f0 n\u00e1 aftur af s\u00e9r \u00e1\u00f0ur en ma\u00f0ur fer a\u00f0 sofa. Og \u00fea\u00f0 er vesen! Meira segja \u00fe\u00f3tt ma\u00f0ur eigi einhvers konar hreinsikrem.<\/p>\n
N\u00fa hefur allt \u00ed einu dotti\u00f0 \u00ed manninn (h\u00e1sk\u00f3lanemann sem l\u00e6rir 18 t\u00edma \u00e1 s\u00f3larhring) a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 \u00fer\u00edfa! \u00c9g \u00e1 a\u00f0 m\u00e6ta \u00ed nudd eftir h\u00e1lft\u00edma og kemur ekki til greina a\u00f0 \u00e9g taki upp tusku n\u00fana!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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