{"id":145,"date":"2009-10-10T17:53:24","date_gmt":"2009-10-10T17:53:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harpa.blogg.is\/2009-10-10\/helvitis-f-f\/"},"modified":"2009-10-10T17:53:24","modified_gmt":"2009-10-10T17:53:24","slug":"helvitis-f-f","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/2009\/10\/10\/helvitis-f-f\/","title":{"rendered":"Helv\u00edtis F* F*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c9g er b\u00fain a\u00f0 liggja \u00ed r\u00faminu s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00e1 fimmtudag. Hver tilraun\u00a0 til a\u00f0 yfirgefa r\u00fami\u00f0 skilar allt a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed gr\u00e1tkasti, a.m.k. myndarlegu skj\u00e1lftakasti. Sem betur fer hefur m\u00e9r tekist a\u00f0 sofa allt upp \u00ed 15 t\u00edma \u00e1 s\u00f3larhring. Lukkulega reyki \u00e9g enn\u00fe\u00e1 og ney\u00f0ist \u00fear me\u00f0 til a\u00f0 skr\u00ed\u00f0a \u00f6\u00f0ru hvoru fram\u00far og fara \u00fat \u00e1 tr\u00f6ppur a\u00f0 reykja.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c1\u00f0an t\u00f3k \u00e9g m\u00e9r tak og reyndi a\u00f0 hj\u00e1lpa manninum vi\u00f0 \u00ferif. \u00dea\u00f0 gekk en \u00e9g get svari\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er skr\u00edti\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feurrka af og hafa \u00e1 tilfinningunni a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 alls ekki h\u00f6ndin \u00e1 m\u00e9r sem \u00e9g s\u00e9 heldur einhver h\u00f6nd sem er \u00fearna me\u00f0 tuskuna (kannski \u00far Adams fj\u00f6lskyldunni?)\u00a0 E\u00f0a misreikna fjarl\u00e6g\u00f0ir h\u00e9r innan h\u00fass svo \u00e9g er alltaf a\u00f0 reka mig \u00ed.\u00a0 \u00deessi f\u00edling, firringin, er eiginlega \u00fea\u00f0 versta vi\u00f0 \u00feunglyndi; A\u00f0 finnast ma\u00f0ur ekki vera raunverulega \u00ed raunverulegu umhverfi heldur a\u00f0 umhverfi\u00f0 s\u00e9 \u00e1 einhvern h\u00e1tt framandi, jafnvel leiktj\u00f6ld. A\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u veit \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00feetta er ekki r\u00e9tt, \u00e9g er ekki asni. \u00c1 hinn b\u00f3ginn er \u00feetta afar truflandi tilfinning. Minnir mig \u00e1 drykkjubyrjun me\u00f0an \u00e9g drakk \u00e1fengi; \u00feegar \u00f3tr\u00falegustu subbukr\u00e1r t\u00f3ku \u00e1 sig r\u00f3srau\u00f0an bjarma vi\u00f0 aukna innt\u00f6ku \u00e1fengis (n\u00e6gir a\u00f0 minna \u00e1 \u00d3\u00f0al og Gaukinn og St\u00fadentakjallarann) og manni fannst \u00feetta allt \u00ed einu or\u00f0nir vo\u00f0alega huggulegir og k\u00f3s\u00ed sta\u00f0ir sem \u00feeir voru n\u00e1tt\u00farlega alls ekki!<\/p>\n<p>\u00c1standi\u00f0 er sl\u00e6mt. Vonandi tekst m\u00e9r a\u00f0 p\u00fasla m\u00e9r saman \u00e1 morgun og \u00ed vinnu \u00e1 m\u00e1nudag. \u00c9g s\u00e9 enga lausn \u00ed sj\u00f3nm\u00e1li, labbit\u00far mundi leggja mig \u00ed r\u00fami\u00f0 n\u00e6stu vikuna svo hreyfing er\u00a0algerlega \u00fat \u00far myndinni, l\u00e6knirinn minn elskulegi mundi stinga upp \u00e1 Seroqueli en m\u00e9r l\u00edkar \u00fea\u00f0 lyf illa og hef ekki h\u00f6ndla\u00f0 l\u00e6kningam\u00e1tt \u00feess heldur lifi vi\u00f0 brj\u00e1l\u00e6\u00f0slegar martra\u00f0ir \u00feegar \u00e9g tek \u00fea\u00f0. \u00c9g hef engan \u00e1huga \u00e1 a\u00f0 pr\u00f3fa n\u00fd lyf, tel flest lyf nokkurn veginn fullpr\u00f3fu\u00f0 \u00ed m\u00ednu tilviki. Best a\u00f0 halda sig \u00e1 \u00feessum sem \u00e9g nota a\u00f0 sta\u00f0aldri og tuldra \u00e6\u00f0ruleysisb\u00e6nina &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Miki\u00f0 dj\u00f6full vildi \u00e9g \u00f3ska a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri me\u00f0 sv\u00ednaflensuna \u00ed sta\u00f0inn; h\u00fan er engang pest og anna\u00f0 hvort batnar manni e\u00f0a ekki og f\u00f3lk g\u00faterar r\u00famlegu \u00ed svolei\u00f0is pestum! \u00dev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur er \u00e9g ekki me\u00f0 sv\u00ednaflensu heldur \u00feunglyndiskast sem er verra en \u00ed me\u00f0allagi. Vonandi stendur \u00fea\u00f0 ekki miki\u00f0 lengur.<\/p>\n<p>\u00dea\u00f0 l\u00e9ttir m\u00e9r ekki lund a\u00f0 \u00ed dag skuli vera al\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0a ge\u00f0heilbrig\u00f0idagurinn e\u00f0a eitthva\u00f0 svolei\u00f0is &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c9g er b\u00fain a\u00f0 liggja \u00ed r\u00faminu s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00e1 fimmtudag. Hver tilraun\u00a0 til a\u00f0 yfirgefa r\u00fami\u00f0 skilar allt a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed gr\u00e1tkasti, a.m.k. myndarlegu skj\u00e1lftakasti. Sem betur fer hefur m\u00e9r tekist a\u00f0 sofa allt upp \u00ed <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/2009\/10\/10\/helvitis-f-f\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=145"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}