(metaphorically speaking) – en m\u00e9r hefur ekki tekist a\u00f0 kl\u00e6\u00f0a mig \u00ed dagf\u00f6t, fara \u00fat \u00ed 50 m \u00ed burtu b\u00fa\u00f0ina, prj\u00f3na skammlaust (villurnar eru or\u00f0nar svo margar a\u00f0 \u00e9g mun halda \u00fev\u00ed fram a\u00f0 \u00feetta s\u00e9 svokalla\u00f0 “anark\u00edskt munstur”!) o.s.fr. Ma\u00f0urinn f\u00f3r \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0ina og \u00ed hra\u00f0banka fyrir mig en l\u00e1 vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 bankinn \u00e6ti korti\u00f0 enda PIN-n\u00fameri\u00f0, sem \u00e9g skrifa\u00f0i \u00e1 mi\u00f0a fyrir hann, algerlega \u00far lausu lofti gripi\u00f0! M\u00e9r t\u00f3kst a\u00f0 hafa upp \u00e1 r\u00e9tta n\u00famerinu og \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki einu sinni l\u00edkt \u00fev\u00ed sem \u00e9g l\u00e9t manninn f\u00e1!<\/p>\n
N\u00fa er \u00e9g n\u00e6stum alveg h\u00e6tt a\u00f0 sk\u00e6la undir s\u00e6ng, sem \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ir a\u00f0 m\u00e9r elnar s\u00f3ttin. \u00c1 endanum ver\u00f0 \u00e9g eins og tr\u00e9drumbur, tilfinningalega s\u00e9\u00f0. Samt l\u00ed\u00f0ur manni einmitt eins og holum tr\u00e9drumbi, sem er verra en mass\u00edvum drumbi! Heilastarfsemi minnkar me\u00f0 hverjum deginum (sem er bagalegt \u00feegar prj\u00f3na\u00f0 er eftir uppskrift) og m\u00e9r tekst \u00e6 sjaldnar a\u00f0 lj\u00faka heilli setningu (en heimilisf\u00f3lki\u00f0 er or\u00f0i\u00f0 lagi\u00f0 vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 giska \u00e1 hva\u00f0 \u00e9g er a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 segja).<\/p>\n
Sem sagt: M\u00e9r l\u00ed\u00f0ur dj\u00f6fullega og vona a\u00f0 lei\u00f0 ni\u00f0ur \u00e1 botn ver\u00f0i flj\u00f3tlega n\u00e1\u00f0. \u00deetta m\u00e1 ekki versna miki\u00f0 \u00far \u00feessu.<\/p>\n
\u00cd n\u00f3tt hr\u00f6kk \u00e9g upp kl. 2.30 og gat ekki sofna\u00f0 aftur. F\u00f3r \u00e1 f\u00e6tur, spjalla\u00f0i vi\u00f0 afar hamingjusama J\u00f3sef\u00ednu, hitti \u00f3v\u00e6nt unglinginn \u00feegar hann skila\u00f0i s\u00e9r heim af n\u00e6turr\u00f6lti og n\u00e1\u00f0i svo a\u00f0 sofa milli kl. 6 og 8.\u00a0 Einnig hef \u00e9g n\u00e1\u00f0 svona sirka klukkut\u00edma svefni \u00ed dag en eytt \u00ferisvar sinnum lengri t\u00edma undir s\u00e6ng \u00fev\u00ed m\u00e9r var or\u00f0i\u00f0 um megn a\u00f0 feisa eigin l\u00ed\u00f0an.<\/p>\n
Engar t\u00f6fralausnir eru til – \u00e9g er b\u00fain a\u00f0 pr\u00f3fa flest sem b\u00fd\u00f0st og \u00fea\u00f0 virkar \u00fevi mi\u00f0ur ekki \u00e1 mig. Eina f\u00e6ra lei\u00f0in er a\u00f0 s\u00e6tta sig vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera t\u00edmabundi\u00f0 fatla\u00f0ur aumingi sem ekkert getur. Ef menn geta ekki s\u00e6tt sig vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 er bara ein lei\u00f0 \u00far vandanum og \u00fea\u00f0 er lei\u00f0 sem \u00e9g vil ekki og mun ekki fara. Alger uppgj\u00f6f fyrir sj\u00fakd\u00f3mnum\u00a0er best! A\u00f0 berjast gegn honum gerir hvort sem er ekkert gagn og getur gert \u00f3gagn.<\/p>\n
M\u00e9r datt annars \u00ed hug \u00ed dag \u00feegar \u00e9g las p\u00f3st um a\u00f0 veikum starfsmanni hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 f\u00e6r\u00f0 bl\u00f3m og annar veikur starfsma\u00f0ur hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 heims\u00f3ttur (b\u00e1\u00f0ir \u00e1 sp\u00edtala) a\u00f0 enginn \u00e1 vegum starfsmannaf\u00e9lagsins hefur nokkru sinni heims\u00f3tt mig, \u00ed m\u00ednum sp\u00edtalavistum, hva\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 f\u00e6rt m\u00e9r bl\u00f3m. (Aftur \u00e1 m\u00f3ti f\u00e9kk \u00e9g einu sinni risabl\u00f3mv\u00f6nd fr\u00e1 norskum samstarfsa\u00f0ilum m\u00ednum, sent gegnum Interflora …) \u00c9g velti \u00fev\u00ed fyrir m\u00e9r hvort innst inni skipti m\u00e1li hva\u00f0a sj\u00fakd\u00f3m ma\u00f0ur ber. Er hugsanlegt a\u00f0 hinir me\u00f0vitu\u00f0u og uppl\u00fdstu samstarfsmenn m\u00ednir s\u00e9u kannski ford\u00f3mafullir inn vi\u00f0 beini\u00f0 og ytra uppl\u00fdsta byr\u00f0i\u00f0 einungis til skrauts? Telst ge\u00f0deild ekki sp\u00edtaladeild? Telst \u00feunglyndi ekki jafnhatta krabbameini? (\u00c1n reynslu \u00fe\u00e1 mundi \u00e9g \u00e1 d\u00f6gum sem \u00feessum frekar \u00feiggja krabbameini\u00f0, takk!) Er \u00e9g kannski sj\u00e1lf paranoju\u00f0?\u00a0 Er\u00a0\u00fatsk\u00fafunin vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00e9g er me\u00f0 “\u00f3e\u00f0lilegan sj\u00fakd\u00f3m”, sem \u00ed augum annarra\u00a0hefur sama status og holdsveiki e\u00f0a sullaveiki h\u00f6f\u00f0u h\u00e9r \u00e1\u00f0ur fyrr? Ef elskulegir vinnuf\u00e9lagar m\u00ednir lesa \u00feetta \u00fe\u00e1 er \u00e9g ekki a\u00f0 falast eftir bl\u00f3mum hinga\u00f0 heim og er sl\u00e9tt sama um mismunandi vinnubr\u00f6g\u00f0 KOSS! M\u00e9r finnst \u00feetta bara doldi\u00f0 skr\u00edti\u00f0, eftir svo margar sp\u00edtalavistir.<\/p>\n
J\u00e1kv\u00e6\u00f0ar fr\u00e9ttir eru \u00fe\u00e6r helstar a\u00f0 mj\u00e1lm kattarins er a\u00f0 f\u00e6rast \u00ed e\u00f0lilegra horf og vi\u00f0 vonum a\u00f0 breima-stu\u00f0i\u00f0 fari n\u00fa a\u00f0 renna af henni \u00e1 n\u00e6stu d\u00f6gum! Ma\u00f0urinn er uppl\u00fdstari um \u00feennan gang en \u00e9g, b\u00e6\u00f0i \u00f3lst hann upp me\u00f0 k\u00f6ttum og einnig\u00a0\u00e1 hann Britney sem s\u00edna bestu vinkonu \u00e1 Facebook.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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