K\u00f6tturinn \u00f3lmast \u00fati oft \u00e1 dag. H\u00e9r eru kattarspor um allt \u00fev\u00ed litla st\u00fdri\u00f0 byrjar \u00e1 a\u00f0 taka st\u00f6\u00f0una; kannar fyrst\u00a0hvort herbergi h\u00fassins s\u00e9u olr\u00e6t (h\u00fan hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 FBI-\u00fe\u00e6tti \u00feegar \u00e9g er farin a\u00f0 sofa) og fer svo a\u00f0 huga a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 strj\u00faka yfir moldugar loppurnar. \u00c9g hef tvisvar teki\u00f0 d\u00fdri\u00f0 og \u00feurrka\u00f0 af \u00fev\u00ed me\u00f0 bekkjartusku; J\u00f3sef\u00edna hefur alls ekki skili\u00f0 hvers vegna e\u00f0a hva\u00f0a pyndingar \u00feetta eru, \u00e1 einum litlum ketti!<\/p>\n
H\u00fan er \u00e1 hlutbundnu a\u00f0ger\u00f0arstigi (er \u00fea\u00f0 ekki stigi\u00f0 \u00fear sem b\u00f6rn \/ kettir telja a\u00f0 mamma s\u00e9 d\u00e1in ef mamma hverfur \u00far augs\u00fdn?).\u00a0 \u00c9g \u00e1leit a\u00f0 h\u00e6gt v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 kenna kettinum einhverja mannasi\u00f0i me\u00f0 hugr\u00e6nni atferlisme\u00f0fer\u00f0, e\u00f0a bara hugsunarlausri atferlisme\u00f0fer\u00f0. (\u00dea\u00f0 hefur reyndar tekist a\u00f0 kenna henni a\u00f0 hoppa ekki upp \u00e1 matarbor\u00f0i\u00f0 – t\u00f3k viku og \u00e9g er viss um a\u00f0 h\u00fan sp\u00edgsporar \u00e1 matarbor\u00f0inu \u00feegar \u00e9g s\u00e9 ekki til …). Svo \u00e9g reyndi a\u00f0 kenna kettinum a\u00f0 \u00fevo s\u00e9r um loppur strax og inn er komi\u00f0. H\u00fan skildi loksins or\u00f0i\u00f0 “loppur” og hefur skili\u00f0 “\u00fevo” lengi, enda ey\u00f0ir h\u00fan st\u00f3rum hluta innanh\u00fass-v\u00f6kut\u00edma \u00ed akk\u00farat \u00fea\u00f0. En eitthva\u00f0 klikka\u00f0i hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r \u00ed atferlism\u00f3tuninni:\u00a0 Loks var eins og blessu\u00f0 skepnan\u00a0skildi … og dreif \u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fevo sokkana m\u00edna!<\/p>\n
Svo enn er allt \u00ed kattarsporum …<\/p>\n
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\u00c9g las b\u00f3kina Spor<\/em> eftir Lilju Sigur\u00f0ard\u00f3ttur, \u00ed g\u00e6r. H\u00fan er ansi g\u00f3\u00f0! \u00c9g hef lesi\u00f0 litterat\u00far \u00fear sem ra\u00f0mor\u00f0ingi tekur s\u00e9r dau\u00f0asyndirnar sj\u00f6 (e\u00f0a \u00e1tta) til fyrirmyndar, \u00ed s\u00ednum mor\u00f0um. Mig minnir a\u00f0 Roald Dahl hafi skrifa\u00f0 sm\u00e1s\u00f6gur um \u00feetta efni (\u00e1n mor\u00f0a) e\u00f0a Ray Bradbury?\u00a0 Svo minnir mig l\u00edka a\u00f0 Messiah<\/em> eftir Boris Starling hafi fjalla\u00f0 um svona dau\u00f0asynda-l\u00edk-uppstillingu \u00e1 mj\u00f6g \u00f3gislegan h\u00e1tt! (Var ekki veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 s\u00fdna \u00feetta \u00ed sj\u00f3nvarpinu? En \u00fea\u00f0 var kannski einhver \u00f6nnur Messiah-ser\u00eda?)<\/p>\n Lilja tekur hins vegar spor AA samtakanna til me\u00f0fer\u00f0ar og fer vel \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed. S\u00f6guma\u00f0ur er alki, n\u00fdkominn \u00far me\u00f0fer\u00f0 segir \u00ed b\u00f3kinni en mi\u00f0a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 hann er\u00a0bara a\u00f0 koma \u00fat af Vogi\u00a0m\u00e6tti segja a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri n\u00fdkominn \u00far afeitrun e\u00f0a upp\u00feurrkun. Enda fellur r\u00e6fillinn.<\/p>\n Inn \u00e1 milli\u00a0eru \u00f3borganlegar l\u00fdsingar \u00e1\u00a0mismunandi fundum, b\u00e6\u00f0i talibana og\u00a0kristilega forminu eru ger\u00f0 skil og \u00feeim sem vilja endilega sponsa sem flesta … en\u00a0\u00e9g geri r\u00e1\u00f0 fyrir a\u00f0 hinn\u00a0almenni lesandi skilji l\u00edti\u00f0 \u00ed \u00feeim fr\u00e6\u00f0um\u00a0\u00fe\u00f3tt okkur f\u00f3lkinu \u00e1 sn\u00farunni finnist\u00a0\u00feau\u00a0skondin. M\u00e6li me\u00f0 \u00feessari b\u00f3k; h\u00fan er sn\u00f6rp og ekki veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 ey\u00f0a t\u00edmanum \u00ed \u00fat\u00fard\u00fara – \u00fe.a.l. g\u00f3\u00f0ur krimmi!<\/p>\n —<\/p>\n N\u00fa er \u00e9g b\u00fain a\u00f0 ey\u00f0a heilu prenthylki \u00ed \u00fatprentun gagna \u00ed m\u00ednum g\u00f3\u00f0a k\u00farsi.\u00a0 Skr\u00e1\u00f0i mig \u00ed h\u00e1sk\u00f3lann \u00ed g\u00e6r, \u00e9g er v\u00edst n\u00fdnemi \u00e1 BA-stigi (spurning um a\u00f0 sn\u00faa \u00e1 regluverki\u00f0 \/ skr\u00e1ningart\u00e6knina) og hitti meira a\u00f0 segja einn k\u00farsf\u00e9laga \u00ed mat! S\u00e1 er fyrrum\u00a0nemandi minn … en ekki hva\u00f0!<\/p>\n N\u00fa mun \u00e9g ra\u00f0a \u00feessum g\u00f6gnum \u00ed r\u00e9tta bla\u00f0s\u00ed\u00f0ur\u00f6\u00f0 og inn \u00ed k\u00f3rm\u00f6ppu (langbestu m\u00f6ppurnar fyrir lj\u00f3sritun, sem og v\u00f6rukynningarm\u00f6ppur) og\u00a0telst \u00fe\u00e1 undirb\u00fain fyrir sk\u00f3lann \u00e1 morgun.<\/p>\n M\u00e9r finnst \u00f3tr\u00falegt dekur a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta skanna greinar inn og leggja fram \u00ed Uglu, st\u00fadentum til yndis og t\u00edmasparna\u00f0ar. S\u00ed\u00f0ast \u00fatskrifa\u00f0ist \u00e9g\u00a02007 og \u00fe\u00e1 var n\u00fa bara \u00e6tlast til a\u00f0 vi\u00f0\u00a0r\u00f6tu\u00f0um upp \u00ed \u00dej\u00f3\u00f0arb\u00f3khl\u00f6\u00f0u og keyptum okkar eigi\u00f0 lj\u00f3sritunarkort.\u00a0H\u00cd er greinilega r\u00e9tti sta\u00f0urinn fyrir \u00f6ryrkja \/ sj\u00fakling eins og mig!<\/p>\n Sem minnir mig \u00e1 a\u00f0 unglingurinn vitna\u00f0i \u00ed nemanda, \u00e1 \u00e1ram\u00f3taballinum,\u00a0en s\u00e1 sag\u00f0i:\u00a0“Mamma \u00fe\u00edn er ge\u00f0veikur kennari!”\u00a0 \u00c9g er tilt\u00f6lulega himinlifandi me\u00f0 l\u00fdsinguna\u00a0\u00fe\u00f3tt h\u00fan s\u00e9 algerlega s\u00f6nn eftir or\u00f0anna hlj\u00f3\u00f0an.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" K\u00f6tturinn \u00f3lmast \u00fati oft \u00e1 dag. 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