\u00cd g\u00e6r f\u00f3r \u00e9g \u00ed heims\u00f3kn hvar b\u00fdr undurfagur, afar lo\u00f0inn, s\u00e9rlega vingjarnlegur og gestrisinn\u00a0hundur. Hann sannar a\u00f0 “Big” getur veri\u00f0 “beautiful”, sem \u00e9g hef einmitt veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 segja sj\u00e1lfri m\u00e9r, \u00fe\u00e1 sjaldan \u00e9g st\u00edg \u00e1 vigt. (\u00cd m\u00ednum kre\u00f0sum er reyndar oftar nota\u00f0 slagor\u00f0i\u00f0 “Betra a\u00f0 vera feitur en fullur!” en \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 kannski ekki alveg vi\u00f0 n\u00fana.)<\/p>\n
J\u00f3lagj\u00f6fin m\u00edn, fr. J\u00f3sef\u00edna Dietrich, hefur aftur \u00e1 m\u00f3ti ekki enn \u00f6\u00f0last \u00feessa l\u00edfsvisku. Enda sn\u00faast \u00e1hugam\u00e1l hennar um anna\u00f0, flesta daga. Svo h\u00fan velti ekki fyrir s\u00e9r l\u00edkamsvexti og fegur\u00f0 e\u00f0a kyn\u00fe\u00e6tti heldur klaga\u00f0i \u00e1n afl\u00e1ts \u00ed a\u00f0ra fj\u00f6lskyldume\u00f0limi yfir hve mikil f\u00fdla v\u00e6ri af eigandanum! (Sj\u00e1 f\u00e9sb\u00f3k t\u00e9\u00f0rar J\u00f3sef\u00ednu. K\u00f6tturinn er pj\u00fara rasisti, ekki spurning!) \u00c9g skipti au\u00f0vita\u00f0 um f\u00f6t enda \u00f6ll \u00ed hundsh\u00e1rum en \u00fea\u00f0 dug\u00f0i ekki til … J\u00f3sef\u00edna beit mig \u00ed \u00fer\u00edgang \u00feegar \u00e9g reyndi a\u00f0 fara vel a\u00f0 henni me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 strj\u00faka ne\u00f0ri v\u00f6r litlu r\u00f3funnar, sem henni \u00feykir einmitt allra best!\u00a0<\/p>\n
N\u00fa er \u00e9g b\u00fain a\u00f0 sk\u00fara mig og skr\u00fabba\u00a0svo kattarr\u00f3fan hefur teki\u00f0 mig \u00ed s\u00e1tt. En m\u00e9r br\u00e1 \u00feegar \u00e9g\u00a0heyr\u00f0i hva\u00f0 st\u00fdri\u00f0 litla var duglegt a\u00f0 klaga; gekk h\u00e9r um grenjandi meira og minna\u00a0allan seinnipartinn og kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0!<\/p>\n
Anna\u00f0 af d\u00fdrinu er \u00feetta a\u00f0 fr\u00e9tta:<\/p>\n
\u00cd hvert sinn sem J\u00f3sef\u00edna kemur\u00a0inn er h\u00fan m\u00e1l\u00f3\u00f0i um stund yfir \u00f6llum \u00feeim lystisemdum og l\u00edfsh\u00e6ttum sem hverfi\u00f0 b\u00fd\u00f0ur upp\u00e1! \u00a0\u00de\u00e1 er ekki um anna\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a en r\u00f3a fr\u00f6kenina, me\u00f0 ne\u00f0rivararstrokum. \u00c9g er svo sem ekki hissa \u00fev\u00ed h\u00e9r eru kettir \u00ed \u00f6\u00f0ru hvoru h\u00fasi og hundar \u00ed hinu hverju h\u00fasinu. Tveir flagarar ganga st\u00f6\u00f0ugt um og merkja s\u00edn \u00f3\u00f0ul, sennilega svona 5 km rad\u00edus. Satt best a\u00f0 segja held \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00feeir\u00a0telji sig eiga sama\u00a0\u00f3\u00f0ali\u00f0 b\u00e1\u00f0ir og \u00fev\u00ed er n\u00e1nast fullt starf allan s\u00f3larhringinn a\u00f0 m\u00edga yfir merki hins\u00a0flagarans. Eitt sinn s\u00e1 \u00e9g annan \u00feeirra hlaupa \u00e1 eftir litlu kisu \u00ed n\u00e6sta h\u00fasi, hefur sj\u00e1lfsagt \u00e6tla\u00f0 a\u00f0 flaga hana (=f\u00edfla) en h\u00fan, l\u00edtil og nett, sveif inn um mj\u00f3a gluggag\u00e1tt, sem flagarinn haf\u00f0i ekkert \u00ed. (S\u00ed\u00f0armeir s\u00e1 \u00e9g klaufskan gulbr\u00f6nd\u00f3ttan k\u00f6tt sp\u00f3la sig inn um s\u00f6mu gluggag\u00e1tt, f\u00e9kk sta\u00f0fest a\u00f0 \u00feetta v\u00e6ri sennilega fr. Dietrich, sem l\u00edkast til stelur kattamatnum litlu kisu \u00e1 hverjum degi.) J\u00e1, dramat\u00edkin \u00ed kattal\u00edfinu h\u00e9r utanh\u00fass l\u00e6tur ekki a\u00f0 s\u00e9r h\u00e6\u00f0a!<\/p>\n
Fr\u00e4ulein Dietrich t\u00f3k svo\u00a0eftir \u00fev\u00ed n\u00fana \u00ed vikunni a\u00f0 f\u00f3lk sefur almennt \u00ed r\u00famum. (Athygli hennar og heilafrumur h\u00f6f\u00f0u veri\u00f0 bundnar vi\u00f0 anna\u00f0 og h\u00fan haf\u00f0i ekki teki\u00f0 eftir \u00feessu \u00e1\u00f0ur.)\u00a0A\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u finnst henni helv… \u00f3sanngjarnt, n\u00fana \u00feegar h\u00fan hefur fatta\u00f0 venjulega svefnsi\u00f0i, a\u00f0 h\u00fan ein skuli eiga a\u00f0 sofa \u00e1\u00a0teppi \u00e1 st\u00f3l e\u00f0a teppi \u00e1 s\u00f3fa! (D\u00fdri\u00f0 hefur har\u00f0neita\u00f0 a\u00f0 sofa \u00ed k\u00f6rfu, sennilega \u00fat af\u00a0\u00fev\u00ed tr\u00e1ma sem hl\u00fdst af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 b\u00faa \u00ed p\u00ednulitlu b\u00fari \u00ed Kattholti m\u00e1nu\u00f0um saman.) \u00deau unglingurinn hafa \u00feegar tekist \u00e1 um r\u00fam unglingsins; “h\u00fan h\u00e9lt s\u00e9r me\u00f0 \u00f6llum kl\u00f3num” sag\u00f0i unglingurinn, sem tvangs-f\u00e6r\u00f0i J\u00f3sef\u00ednu greyi\u00f0 \u00far s\u00ednu r\u00fami yfir \u00e1 teppi + st\u00f3l \u00ed n\u00e6sta herbergi.\u00a0\u00cd dag, me\u00f0an \u00e9g var a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 leggja mig, klaga\u00f0i h\u00fan h\u00e1st\u00f6fum yfir \u00f3r\u00e9ttl\u00e6tinu og reyndi a\u00f0 skr\u00ed\u00f0a upp \u00ed hj\u00f3nar\u00fami\u00f0 og\u00a0trampa s\u00e9r\u00a0\u00fear sl\u00e9tt\u00a0b\u00e6li (si\u00f0ur af\u00a0sl\u00e9ttunni\u00a0\u00ed \u00e1rdaga sem hefur stimplast inn \u00ed m\u00e6nukylfu hunda og katta) en \u00e9g har\u00f0neita\u00f0i enda hef\u00f0i h\u00fan \u00f6rugglega biti\u00f0 mig (\u00e9g var nefnilega ekki b\u00fain a\u00f0 fara \u00ed sturtuba\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1).\u00a0 Svo ef einhver hefur hug \u00e1 a\u00f0 gefa J\u00f3sef\u00ednu afm\u00e6lis- e\u00f0a j\u00f3lagj\u00f6f \u00ed desember \u00fe\u00e1 er r\u00e9tt a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 handsm\u00ed\u00f0a l\u00edti\u00f0\u00a0 en fullor\u00f0inslegt huggulegt r\u00fam e\u00f0a vera \u00e1 h\u00f6ttunum\u00a0eftir d\u00fakkuv\u00f6ggum, sem einu sinni fengust svo lj\u00f3mandi fallega fl\u00e9tta\u00f0ar af blindum.<\/p>\n
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Af m\u00e9r er \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 fr\u00e9tta a\u00f0 m\u00e9r l\u00ed\u00f0ur heldur sk\u00e1r en undanfarna daga. Helv… pillurnar e\u00f0a ekki-pillurnar eru ekki eins miki\u00f0 a\u00f0 hrella kropp og h\u00f6fu\u00f0. Samt er \u00e9g alltaf a\u00f0 f\u00e1 “yfir h\u00f6fu\u00f0i\u00f0” e\u00f0a “\u00ed hn\u00e9n” og \u00fear sem \u00e9g er ekki n\u00fdlega \u00e1stfangin er \u00feetta sj\u00e1lfsagt \u00fat af Lyricunni.\u00a0 Ver\u00f0ur vo\u00f0a gaman \u00feegar \u00e9g ver\u00f0 or\u00f0in clean and sober af \u00fev\u00ed lyfi!<\/p>\n
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G\u00f3\u00f0u fr\u00e9ttirnar eru \u00fe\u00e6r a\u00f0 hinn g\u00e1fa\u00f0i heimspekingur heimilisins (n\u00faverandi fer\u00f0am\u00e1lafr\u00f6mu\u00f0ur) hefur fundi\u00f0 litla kr\u00edska \u00feorpi\u00f0 sem \u00feau John Lennon og Janis Joplin dv\u00f6ldu for\u00f0um \u00ed (sennilega \u00fe\u00f3 ekki samt\u00edmis). \u00deetta er eitt af \u00feessum huggulegu litlu p\u00ednu\u00feorpum, \u00ed sl\u00e6legu vegasambandi, og einkennist af fj\u00f6lda hella, r\u00e9tt vi\u00f0 str\u00f6ndina. Kannski hafa \u00feau John og Janis skroppi\u00f0 \u00f6\u00f0ru hvoru inn \u00ed helli og med\u00edtera\u00f0, e.t.v. me\u00f0 einhverri efnahj\u00e1lp? \u00c9g\u00a0g\u00e6ti, eftir a\u00f0 hafa sko\u00f0a\u00f0 myndir, mj\u00f6g vel hugsa\u00f0 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 liggja \u00e1 tilt\u00f6lega f\u00e1mennri og ey\u00f0ilegri str\u00f6nd og droppa inn \u00ed einn og einn helli inn \u00e1 milli og gj\u00f6rhygla, \u00e1n annarra efna en \u00feess sl\u00e6ma t\u00f3baks …<\/p>\n
Ma\u00f0urinn er b\u00fainn a\u00f0 kaupa flug, gegnum K\u00f6ben,\u00a0og gistingu fyrstu og s\u00ed\u00f0ustu dagana \u00e1 Kr\u00edt. Svo er hann b\u00fainn a\u00f0 \u00e1\u00e6tla annan kostna\u00f0 vi\u00f0 gistingu (K\u00f6ben me\u00f0talin) og \u00feegar upp er sta\u00f0i\u00f0 erum vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 fara \u00ed 30 daga fer\u00f0 \u00fear sem\u00a0flug og gisting kostar u.\u00fe.b. \u00fea\u00f0 sama og Heimsfer\u00f0ir bj\u00f3\u00f0a \u00ed 10 daga fer\u00f0um til Bodrum (h\u00e9r er l\u00edka mi\u00f0a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 flug og gistingu en ekki f\u00e6\u00f0i). Vi\u00f0 vorum svo sem b\u00fain a\u00f0 fatta a\u00f0 b\u00e6\u00f0i er miklu erfi\u00f0ara a\u00f0 skipta vi\u00f0 \u00edsl. fer\u00f0askrifstofur og meira maus a\u00f0 komast \u00fat \u00far pakkafer\u00f0inni en skipuleggja bara sj\u00e1lf.\u00a0Samt erum vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 kaupa fari\u00f0 me\u00f0 Icelandair til K\u00f6ben og \u00fea\u00f0 f\u00e9lag hefur n\u00fa hinga\u00f0 til ekki \u00fe\u00f3tt nein l\u00e1gv\u00f6ruverslun. Hef\u00f0um vi\u00f0 keypt bara far fram og til baka til Bodrum, me\u00f0 Heimsfer\u00f0um\u00a0e\u00f0a Vita hef\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 or\u00f0i\u00f0 miklu d\u00fdrarara heldur en flugi\u00f0 sem vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum n\u00fa keypt af \u00fev\u00ed \u00feeir refsa f\u00f3lki fyrir a\u00f0 vilja ekki\u00a0vera \u00ed pakkafer\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 selja\u00a0str\u00edpa\u00f0 flugfar (me\u00f0 leiguv\u00e9linni) enn d\u00fdrara.\u00a0 Svo har\u00f0neitu\u00f0u b\u00e6\u00f0i f\u00e9l\u00f6g a\u00f0 selja anna\u00f0 en 10 daga klippt og skori\u00f0. A\u00f0 v\u00edsu missum vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 af Leros og Patmos \u00ed \u00e1r (Tylftareyjunum)\u00a0en\u00a0\u00e9g er \u00e1g\u00e6tlega s\u00e1tt vi\u00f0 Kr\u00edt;\u00a0Chania (miki\u00f0 af b\u00fa\u00f0um og f\u00f3lki), Sougia (gamall hippasta\u00f0ur en f\u00e6r 0 fyrir skemmtanal\u00edf og verslun)\u00a0og \u00feetta hellav\u00e6na \u00feorp sem vir\u00f0ist af sama tagi og Sougia. Ef \u00e9g ver\u00f0 or\u00f0in vel sj\u00f3u\u00f0 \u00ed kenningum um karlmennsku \u00feori \u00e9g e.t.v. til Agia Suaki (?) \u00fear sem enn t\u00ed\u00f0kast bl\u00f3\u00f0hefndir; karlar hefna s\u00edn me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 f\u00edfla heimas\u00e6tur og br\u00e6\u00f0ur\u00a0st\u00falknanna fara svo og murka l\u00edfi\u00f0 \u00far f\u00edflaranum e\u00f0a einhverjum af hans \u00e6tt me\u00f0 byssum e\u00f0a lagvopnum. Svo er kvitta\u00f0 fyrir \u00fea\u00f0! Sums\u00e9 samf\u00e9lag sem l\u00edkist \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0veldis\u00f6ld og g\u00e6ti veri\u00f0 \u00e1hugavert a\u00f0 sko\u00f0a, ef kona \u00feorir …<\/p>\n
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\u00deetta er or\u00f0i\u00f0 gott – \u00e9g \u00feakka \u00feeim sem hafa sig \u00ed gegnum svo langa f\u00e6rslu sem flakkar \u00fat og su\u00f0ur!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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