{"id":200,"date":"2010-02-04T16:08:41","date_gmt":"2010-02-04T16:08:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harpa.blogg.is\/2010-02-04\/hundaskitur-innlegg-i-nyja-hitamalid\/"},"modified":"2010-02-04T16:08:41","modified_gmt":"2010-02-04T16:08:41","slug":"hundaskitur-innlegg-i-nyja-hitamalid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/2010\/02\/04\/hundaskitur-innlegg-i-nyja-hitamalid\/","title":{"rendered":"Hundask\u00edtur: Innlegg \u00ed n\u00fdja hitam\u00e1li\u00f0!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00cd m\u00ednum Kardemommub\u00e6 hefur gosi\u00f0 upp miki\u00f0 hitam\u00e1l undanfarna daga. B\u00e6jarstj\u00f3rn hefur sam\u00feykkt a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta grei\u00f0a atkv\u00e6\u00f0i um hundahald h\u00e9r \u00ed b\u00e6num \u00ed n\u00e6stu kosningum. Hundaeigendur eru n\u00e1tt\u00farlega \u00e1 h\u00e1a c-inu yfir \u00feessu og hafa stofna\u00f0 f\u00e9sb\u00f3kars\u00ed\u00f0u og hyggjast halda bar\u00e1ttufund og stofna hagsmunaf\u00e9lag og \u00e9g veit ekki hva\u00f0 og hva\u00f0!<\/p>\n

<\/a>\u00cd sj\u00e1lfu s\u00e9r hef \u00e9g ekkert \u00e1 m\u00f3ti hundum. Er enda n\u00fdb\u00fain a\u00f0 heims\u00e6kja einn sl\u00edkan, afar vel upp alinn. Stundum er hundurinn besti vinur mannsins, eins og t.d. hann Koni sem s\u00e9st h\u00e9r \u00e1 l\u00edtilli mynd me\u00f0 eiganda s\u00ednum: S\u00e9 smellt \u00e1 litlu myndina f\u00e6st st\u00e6rri (sem a\u00f0d\u00e1endur Koni e\u00f0a eigandans g\u00e6tu prenta\u00f0 \u00fat og ramma\u00f0 inn).<\/p>\n

\u00c9g hef hins vegar \u00fdmislegt \u00e1 m\u00f3ti s\u00f3\u00f0alegum\u00a0illa upp\u00f6ldum\u00a0hundaeigendum og ekki hva\u00f0 s\u00edst \u00feeim drullus\u00f3\u00f0um \/ drullus\u00f3\u00f0a\u00a0sem leyfa \/ leyfir\u00a0s\u00ednum hundi e\u00f0a l\u00e6tur sinn hund nota bakgar\u00f0ana okkar vi\u00f0 Vallholti\u00f0 fyrir kamar, jafnvel framgar\u00f0a einnig.\u00a0 \u00deessir hundaeigendur eru ekki bara s\u00f3\u00f0ar heldur h\u00fa\u00f0arletingjar a\u00f0 auki \u00fev\u00ed \u00feeir nenna ekki a\u00f0 hir\u00f0a upp lortana eftir a\u00f0 hundurinn hefur gert \u00fearfir s\u00ednar. \u00dea\u00f0 gera hins vegar \u00e1byrgir hundaeigendur.<\/p>\n

B\u00e6rinn er fullur af hundask\u00edt! \u00dea\u00f0 \u00fearf n\u00fa ekki nema skreppa \u00ed stuttan labbit\u00far til a\u00f0 fullvissa sig um \u00fea\u00f0. Hundaeigendur eru eitthva\u00f0 a\u00f0 mj\u00e1lma (j\u00e1, merkilegt a\u00f0 \u00feeir skuli gera sl\u00edkt) um a\u00f0 ruslatunnur b\u00e6jarins s\u00e9u of f\u00e1ar. Er ekki h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 f\u00e1 svona skitupoka \u00ed mismunandi st\u00e6r\u00f0um? S\u00e9 svo ekki \u00fe\u00e1 tr\u00fai \u00e9g ekki \u00f6\u00f0ru en venjulegur eldh\u00fasruslapoki mundi duga milli ruslatunna, \u00fe\u00f3tt h\u00e1tt \u00ed 100 metrar v\u00e6ru milli \u00feeirra, nema hundurinn s\u00e9 me\u00f0 skitu.<\/p>\n

<\/a>Drellarnir \u00ed m\u00ednum bakgar\u00f0i eru sko engin sm\u00e1sm\u00ed\u00f0i, skal \u00e9g segja ykkur! \u00c9g skrapp \u00fat og t\u00f3k myndir af nokkrum \u00feeirra (smelli\u00f0 \u00e1 litlu myndirnar og sj\u00e1i\u00f0 st\u00e6rri \u00fatg\u00e1fu ef ykkur lystir). Til a\u00f0 s\u00fdna st\u00e6r\u00f0arhlutf\u00f6ll nota\u00f0i \u00e9g rau\u00f0an risa-\u00f3palpakka af \u00fev\u00ed eldsp\u00fdtustokkar liggja ekki lengur \u00e1 lausu (hva\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 jar\u00f0fr\u00e6\u00f0ihamrar) og \u00e9g kunni ekki vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 leggja fram langan Winston. Flestir, tr\u00fai \u00e9g, vita nokkurn veginn st\u00e6r\u00f0 risa-\u00f3pal-pakka og geta \u00e1lykta\u00f0 hundask\u00edtinn af honum.<\/p>\n

\u00c9g hef r\u00f6kstuddan grun um a\u00f0 \u00feessi hundask\u00edtur s\u00e9 eftir svartan labradorhund en hef ekki hugmynd um hver g\u00e6ti \u00e1tt kvikindi sem gengur um me\u00f0 \u00feessum h\u00e6tti. Enginn \u00ed g\u00f6tunni held \u00e9g. Nei, \u00e9g held a\u00f0 eigandinn vi\u00f0ri d\u00fdri\u00f0, t.d. snemma \u00e1 morgnana, og noti \u00fe\u00e1 t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri\u00f0 og sleppi greyinu lausu til a\u00f0 sk\u00edta \u00ed annarri g\u00f6tu en heimag\u00f6tu – e.t.v. er \u00feetta einhver eldri borgari sem vill hafa sama skikk og \u00ed sveitinni for\u00f0um? Allt svo \u00f3sk\u00f6p frj\u00e1lst? \u00a0\u00d3vart er St\u00f3r-Akranes-b\u00e6rinn ekki sveit heldur 6000 – 6500 manna bygg\u00f0arlag (\u00e9g hef ekki fylgst me\u00f0 n\u00fdjustu t\u00f6lum). \u00d3lj\u00f3sar fregnir herma a\u00f0 stundum komi unglingur me\u00f0 svona svart laust kvikindi \u00ed heims\u00f3kn \u00ed b\u00edlsk\u00farinn \u00e1 Hjar\u00f0arholtinu h\u00e9r fyrir aftan mig. \u00c9g hef einmitt s\u00e9\u00f0 svartan labrador r\u00e1fa \u00fear um \u00ed rei\u00f0ileysi. Gar\u00f0urinn minn er ekki r\u00edgloka\u00f0ur og t.d. t\u00f6lta Hjar\u00f0arholtsb\u00faandi fj\u00f6lbrautask\u00f3lanemar h\u00e9r oft \u00ed gegn. \u00dea\u00f0 truflar mig ekki. S\u00f6mulei\u00f0is er minn gar\u00f0ur, eins og allir hinir gar\u00f0arnir vi\u00f0 Vallholti\u00f0, galopinn fr\u00e1 \u00feeirri g\u00f6tu.<\/p>\n

\u00deeir sem ekki vita hvernig svartur labrador l\u00edtur \u00fat geta bara sko\u00f0a\u00f0 hann \/ hana Koni sem myndskreytir f\u00e6rsluna h\u00e9r a\u00f0 ofan. \u00a0<\/p>\n

<\/a>\u00deeir sem ekki eru kl\u00e1rir \u00e1 hundask\u00edt geta smellt \u00e1 myndina h\u00e9r til hli\u00f0ar til a\u00f0 f\u00e1 st\u00e6rri \u00fatg\u00e1fu og gl\u00f6ggva sig \u00e1 \u00f3d\u00e1mnum.<\/p>\n

Sk\u00edtsei\u00f0i\u00f0 sem \u00e1 hundinn \u00e6tti au\u00f0vita\u00f0 a\u00f0 skammast s\u00edn og m\u00e6ta hinga\u00f0 \u00e1 Vallholt 19 me\u00f0 sk\u00f3flu og poka! \u00c9g mynda\u00f0i nefnilega bara s\u00fdnishorn en \u00feetta \u00f3ge\u00f0 er \u00fat um allt; undir sn\u00farunum, upp vi\u00f0 gir\u00f0ingu o.s.fr. M\u00e9r skilst a\u00f0 \u00e1 nr. 21 hafi veri\u00f0 vandr\u00e6\u00f0i me\u00f0 a\u00f0 leyfa kr\u00f6kkunum a\u00f0 leika s\u00e9r \u00ed gar\u00f0inum nema byrja \u00e1 a\u00f0 gera mega-kamarhreingerningu eftir hundinn \u00f3kunna en gruna\u00f0a! Ef einhver veit hver \u00e1 s\u00f6kud\u00f3lginn \u00fe\u00e6tti m\u00e9r \u00e1g\u00e6tt a\u00f0 f\u00e1 uppl\u00fdsingar um \u00fea\u00f0 svo \u00e9g geti haft samband vi\u00f0 hundaeftirlitsmann b\u00e6jarins! (Er n\u00fdb\u00fain a\u00f0 fr\u00e9tta a\u00f0 svolei\u00f0is gaur er til.)<\/p>\n

Ef \u00feessu hundask\u00edtsf\u00e1ri linnir ekki (og \u00fea\u00f0 er \u00f3l\u00edklegt, \u00fev\u00ed \u00feetta hefur gengi\u00f0 svona \u00ed meir en \u00e1r) er auglj\u00f3st hvernig \u00e9g grei\u00f0i atkv\u00e6\u00f0i \u00feegar kosi\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur um hvort leyfa eigi hundahald \u00e1fram \u00e1 Akranesi! Fari svo a\u00f0 hundahald ver\u00f0i leyft \u00e1fram, vonandi me\u00f0 strangari skilyr\u00f0um, \u00e6tla \u00e9g a\u00f0 s\u00e6kja um a\u00f0 f\u00e1 a\u00f0 gaddav\u00edrsgir\u00f0a allan gar\u00f0inn h\u00e9r \u00e1 Vallholti 19. Plantar svo berberis-hekki \u00fear innan vi\u00f0, allan hringinn!<\/p>\n

P.s. Getur einhver \u00fatsk\u00fdrt fyrir m\u00e9r l\u00f3g\u00edkina \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 str\u00e6t\u00f3mi\u00f0ar s\u00e9u eing\u00f6ngu seldir upp \u00ed sundlaug \/ \u00e1 Ja\u00f0arsb\u00f6kkum?\u00a0 M\u00e9r skilst a\u00f0 \u00feetta finnist stj\u00f3rnendum litla kardimommu … o.s.fr. svo agalega auglj\u00f3st eitthva\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feeir augl\u00fdsa \u00fea\u00f0 ekki einu sinni \u00e1 b\u00e6jars\u00ed\u00f0unni sinni (reyndar er h\u00fan svo illa ofin a\u00f0 e.t.v leynist \u00fear augl\u00fdsing undir t.d. uppl\u00fdsingum um \u00e6skul\u00fd\u00f0sm\u00e1l … nenni ekki a\u00f0 g\u00e1 a\u00f0 sl\u00edku). \u00c9g \u00e1 ekkert erindi \u00e1 Ja\u00f0arsbakka og er \u00f6rugglega ekki eini antisportistinn \u00ed b\u00e6num. V\u00e6ri ekki vitlegra a\u00f0 selja \u00feessa mi\u00f0a \u00ed n\u00fdju \u00fej\u00f3nustuveri b\u00e6jarins, \u00ed n\u00faverandi mi\u00f0b\u00e6?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00cd m\u00ednum Kardemommub\u00e6 hefur gosi\u00f0 upp miki\u00f0 hitam\u00e1l undanfarna daga. B\u00e6jarstj\u00f3rn hefur sam\u00feykkt a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta grei\u00f0a atkv\u00e6\u00f0i um hundahald h\u00e9r \u00ed b\u00e6num \u00ed n\u00e6stu kosningum. Hundaeigendur eru n\u00e1tt\u00farlega \u00e1 h\u00e1a c-inu yfir \u00feessu og hafa …<\/span> Read More …<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-200","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=200"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=200"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=200"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=200"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}