N\u00fa \u00feverbr\u00fdt \u00e9g eigin bloggreglur og blogga um “\u00e1standi\u00f0 \u00ed \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0f\u00e9laginu”, \u00fe.e. sk\u00fdrsluna fr\u00e6gu. \u00c9g las slatta \u00ed \u00feessari sk\u00fdrslu \u00ed g\u00e6r, \u00e1 Vefnum \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g held a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 miklu \u00fe\u00e6gilegra en lesa hana \u00e1 papp\u00edr. \u00deetta er svolei\u00f0is plagg.<\/p>\n
\u00de\u00f3tt bl\u00e1-p\u00f3lit\u00edskir karlmenn heimilisins hef\u00f0u fyrirfram tu\u00f0a\u00f0 gegn sk\u00fdrslunni, annars vegar me\u00f0 \u00feeim r\u00f6kum a\u00f0 m\u00e1lfar og framsetning yr\u00f0i \u00f6rugglega h\u00f6rmung, hins vegar voru r\u00f6kin a\u00f0 \u00feetta hef\u00f0i hvort sem er allt komi\u00f0 fram \u00e1\u00f0ur, t\u00f3k \u00e9g ekki mark \u00e1 \u00feeim og sko\u00f0a\u00f0i sj\u00e1lf. M\u00e9r finnst framsetning, m\u00e1l og st\u00edll alveg til fyrirmyndar! \u00dev\u00ed fer fjarri a\u00f0 reynt s\u00e9 a\u00f0 kasta ryki \u00ed augu lesenda me\u00f0 mo\u00f0reyk og fimbulfambi.\u00a0 Og \u00fe\u00f3tt jafnvel tilt\u00f6lulega slj\u00f3u f\u00f3lki eins og m\u00e9r hafi veri\u00f0 fulllj\u00f3st a\u00f0 \u00fdmsir, a\u00f0allega belgdir karlar \u00ed jakkaf\u00f6tum, v\u00e6ru \u00f3d\u00f3 kom \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00f3vart hversu \u00f3tr\u00falega \u00f3sv\u00edfnir og si\u00f0blindir \u00feessir gaurar voru, \u00feegar grannt var sko\u00f0a\u00f0.<\/p>\n
Au\u00f0vita\u00f0 vona \u00e9g a\u00f0 sem flestum “\u00fatr\u00e1sarv\u00edkingum” (\u00feetta eru n\u00e1tt\u00farlega frekar “\u00fatr\u00e1sarli\u00f0leskjur” enda litlir karlar sem fannst gaman a\u00f0 berast sem mest \u00e1, sj\u00e1lfsagt \u00fat af innbygg\u00f0ri minnim\u00e1ttarkennd, nokkurs konar B\u00f6r B\u00f6rssonar – gott ef \u00feeir kl\u00edndu ekki vellyktandi s\u00e1pu \u00ed h\u00e1ri\u00f0 \u00e1 s\u00e9r) f\u00e1i kost og log\u00ed \u00e1 r\u00edkisins kostna\u00f0, sem lengst. Sennilega ver\u00f0ur d\u00fdrt a\u00f0 passa \u00fe\u00e1, svona \u00e1l\u00edka d\u00fdrt og a\u00f0 g\u00e6ta barnaperra \u00ed fangelsum landsins.<\/p>\n
Svo finnst m\u00e9r a\u00f0 fro\u00f0usnakkurinn forsetinn \u00e6tti a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 s\u00f3ma sinn \u00ed a\u00f0 segja af s\u00e9r. \u00de\u00f3tt Vigd\u00eds hafi gefi\u00f0 t\u00f3ninn me\u00f0 endalausri \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0rembu og alls kyns misskildum m\u00e1lfars\u00e1r\u00f3\u00f0ri \u00fe\u00e1 gekk \u00d3lafur Ragnar svo miklu miklu lengra. M\u00e6tti halda a\u00f0 \u00cdsland hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 land hinna einu s\u00f6nnu Ar\u00eda, a.m.k. hinna genet\u00edskt fullkomnu v\u00edkinga [!]*, \u00a0\u00e1\u00a0\u00fatr\u00e1sart\u00edmunum. Vonandi ver\u00f0ur helv. erfitt fyrir karlinn a\u00f0 sitja \u00e1fram \u00e1 Bessast\u00f6\u00f0um, nema hann breg\u00f0i yfir sig b\u00farku og \u00feegi \u00e1 mannam\u00f3tum. Nema vanti efni \u00ed fleiri gr\u00ednleikrit …<\/p>\n
Eftir a\u00f0 hafa lesi\u00f0 athugasemdir Dav\u00ed\u00f0s, sem voru eitthva\u00f0\u00a0h\u00e1tt \u00ed \u00a010 s\u00ed\u00f0ur af sk\u00edtkasti \u00fat \u00ed mann og annan og s\u00ed\u00f0an 1-2 s\u00ed\u00f0ur af m\u00e1ttlausum athugasemdum og eftir a\u00f0 hafa hlusta\u00f0 (me\u00f0 kettinum) \u00e1 umfj\u00f6llun R\u00daV um sk\u00fdrsluna \u00ed g\u00e6r hef \u00e9g tilkynnt manninum a\u00f0 n\u00fa eigi hann a\u00f0 segja upp mogganum s\u00ednum. \u00de\u00f3tt m\u00e9r finnist sunnudagskrossg\u00e1tan skemmtileg er h\u00fan ekki \u00feess vir\u00f0i a\u00f0 bera inn \u00e1 heimili\u00f0 snepil sem\u00a0B\u00f6r stj\u00f3rnar. \u00de\u00f3tt \u00e9g hafi sam\u00fa\u00f0 me\u00f0 f\u00f3lki sem gl\u00edmir vi\u00f0 ge\u00f0r\u00e6n vandam\u00e1l er ekki \u00fear me\u00f0 sagt a\u00f0 \u00e9g vilji k\u00f3a me\u00f0 sl\u00edku li\u00f0i, nema \u00fea\u00f0 leiti s\u00e9r hj\u00e1lpar. Og \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g elski au\u00f0vita\u00f0 manninn eru takm\u00f6rk fyrir hvers konar drasli honum leyfist a\u00f0 spre\u00f0a \u00fat um mitt heimili!<\/p>\n
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Af heilsu er \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 fr\u00e9tta a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0 a\u00f0 byrja a\u00f0 eta pillur vi\u00f0 kv\u00ed\u00f0a. Er fullkomlega s\u00e1tt vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 enda \u00e1standi\u00f0 \u00f3b\u00e6rilegt og eitthva\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur a\u00f0 gera. \u00cd tannl\u00e6knaheims\u00f3kn kom \u00ed lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 verkir og helaumt tannhold hefur ekkert a\u00f0 gera me\u00f0 \u00e1stand tanna og tannholds. (Mig gruna\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 en vildi s\u00ed\u00f0ur f\u00e1 sl\u00e6ma tannr\u00f3tarb\u00f3lgu bara af \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g hef\u00f0i skrifa\u00f0 allt \u00e1 kv\u00ed\u00f0areikninginn.) Skv. bl\u00f3\u00f0prufu er \u00e9g st\u00e1lhraust. En r\u00fam 10 kg hafa hruni\u00f0 af m\u00e9r s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00ed jan\u00faar og k\u00edl\u00f3ar\u00fdrnun er enn \u00ed fullum gangi … reikna me\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g brenni eins og mara\u00feonhlaupari \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g sitji meira e\u00f0a minn kjur. Kv\u00ed\u00f0i er afar grennandi kvilli. Og \u00e9g vil gjarna vera doldi\u00f0 kyn\u00feokkafull fyrir manninn og ekki hafa \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 hann stingi sig \u00e1 beinum.<\/p>\n
Kv\u00ed\u00f0an\u00e1mskei\u00f0i\u00f0 er b\u00f3ka\u00f0 og fastsett, byrjar \u00ed n\u00e6stu viku. Vi\u00f0 skulum vona a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 gagnist sem mest. (\u00c9g veit a\u00f0 sumt af \u00feessu ver\u00f0ur helv. vont og erfitt en me\u00f0 illu skal illt \u00far reka.) \u00d3metanleg ofsakv\u00ed\u00f0a\u00e6fing ver\u00f0ar t\u00f3nleikar sem \u00e9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 s\u00e6kja \u00e1 f\u00f6studagskv\u00f6ldi\u00f0. Svo ekki s\u00e9 minnst \u00e1 hve s\u00e1lumessa er einmitt holl fyrir mig n\u00fana … allar \u00feessar b\u00e6nir um eil\u00edfan fri\u00f0 hlj\u00f3ta a\u00f0 draga langt.<\/p>\n
* H\u00e9r t\u00f3k \u00e9g \u00fat tilv\u00edsun \u00ed nasista af \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g get fallist \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 of langt s\u00e9 gengi\u00f0 me\u00f0 a\u00f0 tengja \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0rembu \u00cdslendinga vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 illu menn. Aftur \u00e1 m\u00f3ti er hluti hugmyndafr\u00e6\u00f0innar alls ekki \u00f3l\u00edkur, hafi menn \u00e1huga \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed m\u00e1 benda \u00e1 b\u00f3k Arth\u00fars Bj\u00f6rgvins Bollasonar, Lj\u00f3sh\u00e6r\u00f0a villid\u00fdri\u00f0<\/em>. M\u00e1 einnig benda \u00e1 fors\u00ed\u00f0umynd s\u00e9rrits Mbl. fr\u00e1 2006 \u00fear sem Bj\u00f6rg\u00f3lfur Thor s\u00e9st me\u00f0 firmamerki sitt \u00ed baks\u00fdn, sem er einmitt st\u00edlf\u00e6r\u00f0ur \u00de\u00f3rshamar, sj\u00e1 http:\/\/this.is\/nei\/?p=72<\/a>\u00a0 En \u00feetta kann n\u00e1tt\u00farlega allt a\u00f0 vera t\u00f3m tilviljun …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" N\u00fa \u00feverbr\u00fdt \u00e9g eigin bloggreglur og blogga um “\u00e1standi\u00f0 \u00ed \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0f\u00e9laginu”, \u00fe.e. sk\u00fdrsluna fr\u00e6gu. \u00c9g las slatta \u00ed \u00feessari sk\u00fdrslu \u00ed g\u00e6r, \u00e1 Vefnum \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g held a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 miklu \u00fe\u00e6gilegra en lesa hana …<\/span> Read More …<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=233"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}