{"id":237,"date":"2010-04-20T09:55:27","date_gmt":"2010-04-20T09:55:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harpa.blogg.is\/2010-04-20\/vefnadur-og-tonlist-ok\/"},"modified":"2010-04-20T09:55:27","modified_gmt":"2010-04-20T09:55:27","slug":"vefnadur-og-tonlist-ok","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/2010\/04\/20\/vefnadur-og-tonlist-ok\/","title":{"rendered":"Vefna\u00f0ur og t\u00f3nlist ok"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00c9g er loksins a\u00f0 hjarna vi\u00f0 – \u00fe\u00f6kk s\u00e9 hinum d\u00e1samlega \u00f3hollu bens\u00f3-lyfjum sem talibanar allra landa telja afur\u00f0 dj\u00f6fulsins! Au\u00f0vita\u00f0 ger\u00f0i s\u00e9rr\u00ed-glas tvisvar \u00e1 dag sennilega sama gagn en \u00e9g er \u00fev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur ein af \u00feessu f\u00f3lki sem \u00feykir svolei\u00f0is glas of miki\u00f0 og flaskan of l\u00edti\u00f0 … \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki bo\u00f0leg l\u00e6kning. Held mig \u00fev\u00ed vi\u00f0 \u00f3holla l\u00e6knad\u00f3pi\u00f0 sem \u00e9g vir\u00f0ist ekki ver\u00f0a s\u00e9rlega f\u00edkin \u00ed (\u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir illsp\u00e1r talibana). Me\u00f0an l\u00e6kningin er sk\u00e1rri en sj\u00fakd\u00f3murinn hallast \u00e9g a\u00f0 lyfjunum.<\/p>\n

Nema m\u00e9r hefur \u00feess vegna tekist a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 eina t\u00f3nleika \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 f\u00e1 \u00feessi l\u00edfsh\u00e6ttulegu bl\u00f6ff-einkenni (\u00ferefaldan hjartsl\u00e1tt, andnau\u00f0, dofa og botnlausa skelfingu). Requiem<\/em> Mozarts var \u00e6\u00f0i!\u00a0 (\u00c9g er samt soldi\u00f0 s\u00e1r yfir stafsetningarvillunni \u00ed Lacrimosa … er sama um hinar stafsetningarvillurnar og jafnvel ranga beygingu \u00e1 or\u00f0st\u00edr … en Lacrimosa dies illa er upp\u00e1haldi\u00f0 mitt!) Hlj\u00f3mlistin var samt fr\u00e1b\u00e6r svo sk\u00edtt me\u00f0 pr\u00f3grammi\u00f0 \ud83d\ude09\u00a0 Hef\u00f0i n\u00e1tt\u00farlega veri\u00f0 meira gaman a\u00f0 sitja n\u00e6r mi\u00f0ju, alt\u00e9nt n\u00e6r b\u00f6ssunum en \u00e9g ger\u00f0i var\u00fa\u00f0arr\u00e1\u00f0stafanir til a\u00f0 geta skotist \u00fat \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 allir horf\u00f0u \u00e1 mig. (Var Hildigunnur me\u00f0 tagl? Alltaf gaman a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 bloggkunningja.)<\/p>\n

Einnegin hefur m\u00e9r tekist a\u00f0 sansa slatta \u00ed gar\u00f0inum, sauma \u00fat helling og taka \u00e1 m\u00f3ti gestum um helgina.<\/p>\n

\u00cd g\u00e6rmorgun kvikna\u00f0i allt \u00ed einu l\u00f6ngun til a\u00f0 vefa; hef veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 sinna sl\u00edku verkefni me\u00f0 hangandi hendi, ekki muna\u00f0 eina einustu HTML-skipun og fresta\u00f0 vinnu \u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 \u00f3endanlega, af \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g hef veri\u00f0 svo dj\u00f6full veik. En n\u00fa lauk \u00e9g loks kennsluefnishluta \u00ed Sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0u f\u00f3lki<\/em> (nema \u00e9g \u00e1 eftir a\u00f0 g\u00e1 hvort \u00fea\u00f0 geti virkilega veri\u00f0 r\u00e9tt a\u00f0 kollegi minn \u00ed \u00f6\u00f0rum sk\u00f3la hafi afrita\u00f0 allar gl\u00e6rurnar m\u00ednar og eigna\u00f0 s\u00e9r sisona! \u00dea\u00f0 getur n\u00fa eiginlega ekki veri\u00f0 en \u00e9g \u00e6tla samt a\u00f0 t\u00e9kka \u00e1 m\u00e1lsgreinum sem m\u00e9r fannst \u00e9g kannast rosalega miki\u00f0 vi\u00f0 …). S\u00f6mulei\u00f0is sansa\u00f0i \u00e9g efni um \u00cdslandsklukkuna<\/a><\/em> og kr\u00e6ki \u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 h\u00e9r me\u00f0 … ef einhver vill rifja upp s\u00f6guna \u00ed snarhasti og pr\u00f3fa kunn\u00e1ttuna, fyrir leiks\u00fdningu \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

\u00c1\u00f0an pr\u00f3fa\u00f0i \u00e9g a\u00f0 spila \u00e1 mitt pjan\u00f3forte. \u00dea\u00f0 hef \u00e9g ekki reynt s\u00ed\u00f0an l\u00f6ngu fyrir p\u00e1ska. Au\u00f0vita\u00f0 er \u00e9g eins og belja \u00e1 svelli eftir hi\u00f0 langa hl\u00e9. M\u00e9r \u00fe\u00f3tti \u00fe\u00f3 \u00f3\u00fearfi af kettinum a\u00f0 byrja a\u00f0 veina eftir tvo takta af fyrsta laginu og \u00feagna\u00f0i d\u00fdri\u00f0 ekki fyrr en \u00fev\u00ed var hleypt \u00fat \u00ed kuldann! Hinn me\u00f0virki h\u00fasfa\u00f0ir reyndi svo a\u00f0 spila Kattad\u00faettinn (af diski) fyrir J\u00f3sef\u00ednu en h\u00fan v\u00e6ldi l\u00edka yfir honum og reyndi a\u00f0 sleppa. M\u00e9r l\u00e9tti \u00fe\u00f3 t\u00f6luvert vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 uppg\u00f6tva a\u00f0 k\u00f6tturinn hefur bara hreint ekki t\u00f3neyra og \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki bara og \u00e9g + p\u00edan\u00f3i\u00f0 sem veldur \u00feessu tr\u00e1ma d\u00fdrsins! J\u00f3sef\u00edna hef\u00f0i gott af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 kynna s\u00e9r \u00f6nnur d\u00fdr, t.d. hundinn sem hlustar \u00e1 r\u00f6dd h\u00fasb\u00f3nda s\u00edns, hissa og gla\u00f0ur!<\/p>\n

P.S. Vi\u00f0 unglingurinn h\u00f6fum uppg\u00f6tva\u00f0 a\u00f0 OK (lesist \u00f3key) er \u00ed rauninni \u00edslenskusletta sem hefur rata\u00f0 inn \u00ed flest tungum\u00e1l heimsins og hefur hinga\u00f0 til veri\u00f0 talin \u00f3rekjanleg og meira a\u00f0 segja \u00fatsk\u00fafa\u00f0 \u00far \u00edslensku. \u00cd samr\u00e6mdri stafsetningu fornri er \u00feetta sk\u00fdrt og greinilegt; lesist \u00ed \u00fereytulegum e\u00f0a t\u00f6ffarlegum t\u00f3ni. Fyrri \u00fatgefendur hafa ekki haft fyrir a\u00f0 afmarka \u00f3keyin me\u00f0 kommu e\u00f0a sem\u00edkommu en \u00far \u00fev\u00ed m\u00e1 b\u00e6ta.\u00a0\u00dea\u00f0 er a\u00f0 v\u00edsu ruglandi a\u00f0 sum ok-in merkja “og” (g\u00e6ti veri\u00f0 \u00f3v\u00f6ndu\u00f0 samr\u00e6ming \u00e1 fer\u00f0inni)\u00a0en d\u00e6mi h\u00e9r \u00e1 eftir s\u00fdnir gl\u00f6ggt hva\u00f0 vi\u00f0 er a\u00f0 etja. (Hvar \u00fatg\u00e1fa Gu\u00f0na J\u00f3nssonar \u00e1 75. kafla Nj\u00e1lu<\/em> er umritu\u00f0.)<\/p>\n

“Honum var\u00f0 liti\u00f0 upp til hl\u00ed\u00f0arinnar,\u00a0\u00f3key [ok] b\u00e6jarins a\u00f0 Hl\u00ed\u00f0arenda, og [ok] m\u00e6lti: “F\u00f6gur er hl\u00ed\u00f0in, svo a\u00f0 m\u00e9r hefir h\u00fan aldrei jafnf\u00f6gr s\u00fdnst, bleikir akrar, en slegin t\u00fan; \u00d3key [ok] mun \u00e9g r\u00ed\u00f0a heim aftur, \u00d3key [ok] fara hvergi.” (H\u00e9r \u00e6tti a\u00f0 lj\u00faka me\u00f0 upphr\u00f3punarmerki\u00a0til a\u00f0 s\u00fdna karlmennskuna.)\u00a0<\/p>\n

Au\u00f0vita\u00f0 er textinn saminn fyrir gos og au\u00f0vita\u00f0 gerir \u00feessi \u00e1hersla \u00e1 \u00f3key m\u00e1lsgreinarnar enn snubb\u00f3ttari og sem er j\u00fa a\u00f0all hins eina sanna \u00edslenska st\u00edls.<\/p>\n

Anna\u00f0 d\u00e6mi, \u00far 77.kafla: “Gunnar m\u00e6lti: “\u00d6r liggur \u00fear \u00fati \u00e1 vegginum; \u00d3key, er s\u00fa ein af \u00feeirra \u00f6rum; \u00d3key, skal \u00e9g \u00feeirri skj\u00f3ta til \u00feeirra; \u00d3key, er \u00feeim \u00fea\u00f0 sk\u00f6mm, ef \u00feeir f\u00e1 geig af vopnum s\u00ednum.” Gunnar ver\u00f0ur miklu meiri t\u00f6ffari vi\u00f0 \u00feessa umritun!<\/p>\n

D\u00e6min eru valin af algeru handah\u00f3fi …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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