{"id":251,"date":"2010-05-17T23:27:39","date_gmt":"2010-05-17T23:27:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harpa.blogg.is\/2010-05-17\/kardimommu-vornin\/"},"modified":"2010-05-17T23:27:39","modified_gmt":"2010-05-17T23:27:39","slug":"kardimommu-vornin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/2010\/05\/17\/kardimommu-vornin\/","title":{"rendered":"Kardimommu-v\u00f6rnin"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00cd Kardimommub\u00e6num yfirheyrir Bast\u00edan b\u00e6jarf\u00f3geti einn r\u00e6ningjanna, stendur svo upp og tilkynnir eitthva\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00feessa lei\u00f0: “J\u00e1, en hann segist vera g\u00f3\u00f0ur!”\u00a0 [\u00dev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur get \u00e9g ekki flett upp \u00ed Kardimommub\u00e6num \u00fev\u00ed verkama\u00f0ur heimilisins er farinn a\u00f0 sofa og b\u00f3kin er geymd inni \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed herberginu …]<\/p>\n

Kannski halda menn a\u00f0 s\u00e9rstakur saks\u00f3knari s\u00e9 jafn g\u00f3\u00f0ur og hinn bl\u00e1eygi Bast\u00edan?\u00a0Halda mattadorarnir og jafnvel ofbeldismenn a\u00f0 \u00feeir s\u00e9u sj\u00e1lfir Kasper e\u00f0a Jesper e\u00f0a J\u00f3natan? (Bloggynju s\u00fdnist t.d. a\u00f0 Bj\u00f6rg\u00f3lfi Thor finnist n\u00f3g a\u00f0 “skila Soff\u00edu fr\u00e6nku heim” og \u00fe\u00e1 s\u00e9 m\u00e1li\u00f0 dautt …)<\/p>\n

\u00dea\u00f0 er a.m.k. doldi\u00f0 skondi\u00f0 a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 hvern meinta gl\u00e6poninn e\u00f0a d\u00e6mda gl\u00e6poninn halda eindregi\u00f0 fram sakleysi s\u00ednu \u00ed fj\u00f6lmi\u00f0lum; g\u00e6sluvar\u00f0hald, fangelsi, stefnur og fr\u00e9ttir um si\u00f0lausar peningagjafir eru v\u00edst allar bara misskilningur. Jafnvel ofbeldi sem \u00e1 s\u00e9r n\u00e1nast ekki hli\u00f0st\u00e6\u00f0u er bl\u00e1si\u00f0 af og yfirl\u00fdst sem misskilningur!<\/p>\n

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D\u00e6mi um \u00fatgefin afl\u00e1tsbr\u00e9f \u00e1 \u00fdmsu formi eru h\u00e9r \u00e1 eftir, reyndar d\u00e1l\u00edti\u00f0 handah\u00f3fskennt \u00farval, sem bygg\u00f0ist helst \u00e1 sk\u00e1sta leitarm\u00f6guleikanum, en \u00e6tti a\u00f0 gefa nokkra mynd af\u00a0t\u00fdp\u00edskum\u00a0meintum gl\u00e6pamanni, d\u00e6mdum e\u00f0a \u00f3d\u00e6mdum, \u00a0sem “didn’t do it … wasn’t there”.\u00a0 \u00c9g \u00edmynda m\u00e9r \u00feessa menn ekki eins og \u00fe\u00e1 ind\u00e6lu r\u00e6ningja \u00ed Kardemommub\u00e6 heldur frekar eins og \u00feeir vilja l\u00fdsa s\u00e9r, sj\u00e1 myndina til h\u00e6gri …<\/p>\n

\u201e\u00c9g er ekki kynfer\u00f0isbrotama\u00f0ur og \u00e9g er ekki \u00feetta skr\u00edmsli sem veri\u00f0 er a\u00f0 l\u00fdsa,” segir Bjarki M\u00e1r Magn\u00fasson \u00ed samtali vi\u00f0 DV \u00ed dag<\/a>. (Til samanbur\u00f0ar er fr\u00f3\u00f0legt a\u00f0 renna yfir m\u00e1lavexti ne\u00f0arlega \u00ed H\u00e6star\u00e9ttard\u00f3mnum h\u00e9r<\/a>.)<\/p>\n

“Hr. J\u00f3hannesson hyggst verja sig af fullum krafti gegn \u00e1s\u00f6kunum Glitnis Banka og endurtekur sakleysi sitt gagnvart \u00feessum f\u00f6lsku sta\u00f0h\u00e6fingum sem lag\u00f0ar hafa veri\u00f0 fram.” (Yfirl\u00fdsing fr\u00e1 J\u00f3ni \u00c1sgeiri J\u00f3hannessyni<\/a> [titill fr\u00e9ttar].)<\/p>\n

Magn\u00fas Gu\u00f0mundsson segist saklaus<\/a> (fr\u00e9ttinni fylgir yfirl\u00fdsing Magn\u00fasar).<\/p>\n

Bj\u00f6rg\u00f3lfur Thor vill lj\u00faka skuldauppgj\u00f6ri me\u00f0 s\u00f3ma<\/a> (fr\u00e9ttinni fylgir yfirl\u00fdsing Bj\u00f6rg\u00f3lfs Thors).<\/p>\n

J\u00f3n Sigur\u00f0sson: \u00c9g hef engin l\u00f6g broti\u00f0<\/a>.<\/p>\n

L\u00e1rus Welding harmar m\u00e1ls\u00f3kn skilanefndar<\/a>\u00a0(fr\u00e9ttinni fylgja b\u00fatar \u00fat yfirl\u00fdsingu L\u00e1rusar).<\/p>\n

“P\u00e1lmi Haraldsson, oft kenndur vi\u00f0 Fons, h\u00f3tar a\u00f0 stefna Steinunni Gu\u00f0bjartsd\u00f3ttur, formanni slitastj\u00f3rnar Glitnis, pers\u00f3nulega vegna stefnu slitastj\u00f3rnar Glitnis \u00e1 hendur honum…” (\u00far \u00feessari fr\u00e9tt<\/a> – einhverjir b\u00fatar \u00far yfirl\u00fdsingu P\u00e1lma).<\/p>\n

Endurs\u00f6gn \u00e1 lokum Kardimommub\u00e6jarins er svona: “\u00cd fangelsinu l\u00edka\u00f0i r\u0153ningjunum svo vel, a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 f\u00f3r a\u00f0 langa til a\u00f0 gerast hei\u00f0arlegir menn . . . \u00cd lok leikritsins kemur svo \u00ed lj\u00f3s hvernig \u00feeir f\u00e1 t\u0153kif\u0153ri til a\u00f0 vinna mikla hetjud\u00e1\u00f0 \u00ed Kardemommub\u0153 og eignast marga og g\u00f3\u00f0a vini. Allir f\u00e1 r\u0153ningjarnir vinnu vi\u00f0 sitt h\u0153fi og eru \u00feeir a\u00f0 lokum or\u00f0nir hei\u00f0arlegir menn.” (Sj\u00e1 “Kardemommub\u00e6rinn – leikrit \u00e1 hlj\u00f3mpl\u00f6tu<\/a>“, \u00e1 Wikiped\u00edu)<\/p>\n

Einhvern veginn held \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00feeir n\u00e1ungar sem vitna\u00f0 er \u00ed h\u00e9r a\u00f0 ofan turnist ekki eins og \u00feeir Kasper, Jesper og J\u00f3natan. Ekki heldur a\u00f0rir sem \u00e9g sleppti a\u00f0 nefna, ekki einu sinni konur sem hafa \u00f3vart\u00a0br\u00faka\u00f0 mor\u00f0 fj\u00e1r, fr\u00e1 “saklausum” eiginmanni e\u00f0a sem “styrki” \u00ed pr\u00f3fkj\u00f6rsbar\u00e1ttu o.s.fr. Einhvern veginn held \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00feessu li\u00f0i s\u00e9 ekki vi\u00f0bjargandi. \u00de\u00f3tt \u00fea\u00f0 haldi \u00fev\u00ed endalaust fram hversu saklaust og hjartahreint \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed rauninni s\u00e9 og hafi meira a\u00f0 segja selveste Bubba me\u00f0 s\u00e9r \u00ed li\u00f0i \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

P.s. \u00c9g kv\u00f3ta\u00f0i f\u00e6rsluna \u00ed flokkin “Ge\u00f0heilsa” en aldrei \u00feessu vant er \u00e9g ekki a\u00f0 efast neitt um eigin ge\u00f0heilsu \u00feegar \u00e9g hugsa um efni f\u00e6rslunnar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00cd Kardimommub\u00e6num yfirheyrir Bast\u00edan b\u00e6jarf\u00f3geti einn r\u00e6ningjanna, stendur svo upp og tilkynnir eitthva\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00feessa lei\u00f0: “J\u00e1, en hann segist vera g\u00f3\u00f0ur!”\u00a0 [\u00dev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur get \u00e9g ekki flett upp \u00ed Kardimommub\u00e6num \u00fev\u00ed verkama\u00f0ur heimilisins er …<\/span> Read More …<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=251"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}