{"id":26,"date":"2008-09-06T12:32:31","date_gmt":"2008-09-06T12:32:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harpa.blogg.is\/2008-09-06\/andleg-vakning-um-beini\/"},"modified":"2008-09-06T12:32:31","modified_gmt":"2008-09-06T12:32:31","slug":"andleg-vakning-um-beini","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/2008\/09\/06\/andleg-vakning-um-beini\/","title":{"rendered":"Andleg vakning um beini!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00deegar \u00e9g vakna\u00f0i af bj\u00fat\u00edblundi f\u00f6studagsins br\u00e1 svo vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 heimili\u00f0 var sambandslaust vi\u00f0 umheiminn (nema gegnum s\u00edma og br\u00e9fd\u00fafur &#8211; hugsanlega). \u00c9g hringdi \u00ed bilana\u00fej\u00f3nustu s\u00edmnets og tala\u00f0i lengi vi\u00f0 agalega huggulegan str\u00e1k, sem reyndi a\u00f0 lei\u00f0beina m\u00e9r \u00ed a\u00f0 fixa samstarf routers og s\u00edmal\u00ednu. \u00deegar pilturinn komst a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri \u00edslenskukennari skipti hann yfir \u00ed or\u00f0i\u00f0 &#8220;beinir&#8221; og \u00e1 t\u00edmabili spj\u00f6llu\u00f0um vi\u00f0 \u00feannig a\u00f0 hann sag\u00f0i beinir og \u00e9g sag\u00f0i router &#8230; Svo d\u00e1\u00f0ist hann a\u00f0 fornminjum sem \u00e9g gat bo\u00f0i\u00f0 upp \u00e1, \u00fe.e.a.s. <em>Netscape<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Ekki gekk \u00feetta hj\u00e1 okkur og \u00feegar ma\u00f0urinn kom ni\u00f0ur af fjallinu (hann var a\u00f0 leysa \u00ed\u00fer\u00f3ttakennara \u00fativistarh\u00f3ps af) gekk hann blautur og hrakinn \u00ed a\u00f0 fixa nettenginguna. Hann tala\u00f0i vi\u00f0 konu og \u00e9g held a\u00f0 \u00feeirra samtal hafi veri\u00f0 mun lengra en mitt og piltsins, \u00e1rangurinn aftur \u00e1 m\u00f3ti hinn sami og lauk me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00feau, ma\u00f0urinn og s\u00edmast\u00falkan, g\u00e1fu \u00fat d\u00e1narvottor\u00f0 beinisins \/routersins.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g sat d\u00f6pur \u00ed dyngju minni, b\u00fain a\u00f0 fatta a\u00f0 \u00e9g haf\u00f0i reist m\u00e9r hur\u00f0ar\u00e1s um \u00f6xl \u00ed vinnunni og netleysi\u00f0 minnti enn betur \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00e9g myndi sligast e\u00f0a eitthva\u00f0 sl\u00e6mt! Auk \u00feess gat \u00e9g ekki unni\u00f0 \u00ed hobb\u00edinu m\u00ednu \u00fev\u00ed \u00fe\u00e1 \u00fearf \u00e9g a\u00f0 vera tengd amr\u00edskri t\u00f6lvu.<\/p>\n<p>Hva\u00f0 gera konur \u00fe\u00e1? \u00de\u00e6r taka h\u00e1lfa svefnt\u00f6flu og fara a\u00f0 sofa klukkan 21!<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"1\" vspace=\"7\" align=\"left\" width=\"102\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.this.is\/harpa\/blogg\/hond_guds2.jpg?resize=102%2C92\" hspace=\"7\" height=\"92\" \/>Eftir v\u00f6knun II \u00ed morgun fr\u00e9tti \u00e9g a\u00f0 allur Skaginn hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 meira og minna sambandslaus \u00ed g\u00e6r svolei\u00f0is a\u00f0 meint andl\u00e1t routersins var bara firra og vandr\u00e6\u00f0in \u00f6ll S\u00edmans-megin. \u00de\u00e1 s\u00e1 \u00e9g n\u00e1tt\u00farlega \u00ed hendi m\u00e9r a\u00f0 \u00feetta sambandsleysi var lei\u00f0 \u00e6\u00f0ri m\u00e1ttar til a\u00f0 benda enn frekar \u00e1 hur\u00f0ar\u00e1sinn og \u00f6xlina! Eftir a\u00f0 hafa fengi\u00f0 \u00feessa andlegu bendingu er tvennt kristalt\u00e6rt:<\/p>\n<p>a) \u00e9g kem af m\u00e9r hur\u00f0ar\u00e1snum me\u00f0 einhverjum lei\u00f0um;<\/p>\n<p>b) \u00e9g fer \u00ed \u00e6\u00f0ruleysismessu anna\u00f0 kv\u00f6ld!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00deegar \u00e9g vakna\u00f0i af bj\u00fat\u00edblundi f\u00f6studagsins br\u00e1 svo vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 heimili\u00f0 var sambandslaust vi\u00f0 umheiminn (nema gegnum s\u00edma og br\u00e9fd\u00fafur &#8211; hugsanlega). \u00c9g hringdi \u00ed bilana\u00fej\u00f3nustu s\u00edmnets og tala\u00f0i lengi vi\u00f0 agalega huggulegan str\u00e1k, sem <span class=\"ellipsis\">&hellip;<\/span> <span class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/2008\/09\/06\/andleg-vakning-um-beini\/\" class=\"more-link\"><span>Read More &#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}