{"id":28,"date":"2008-09-10T18:48:02","date_gmt":"2008-09-10T18:48:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harpa.blogg.is\/2008-09-10\/i-skolanum-i-skolanum-er\/"},"modified":"2008-09-10T18:48:02","modified_gmt":"2008-09-10T18:48:02","slug":"i-skolanum-i-skolanum-er","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/2008\/09\/10\/i-skolanum-i-skolanum-er\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00cd sk\u00f3lanum \u00ed sk\u00f3lanum er …"},"content":{"rendered":"

ekki alltaf jafn skemmtilegt a\u00f0 vera!\u00a0 A.m.k. ef mar s\u00e9 kennari (h\u00e9r s\u00fdni \u00e9g leikni m\u00edna \u00ed m\u00e1lsni\u00f0i blessa\u00f0ra unganna). \u00c9g hef hugsa\u00f0 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 koma nokku\u00f0 inn \u00e1 vinnuna m\u00edna \u00ed \u00feessari f\u00e6rslu og beini til m\u00f3\u00f0ursj\u00fakra baddnlendinga a\u00f0 stoppa lestur h\u00e9r svo \u00fe\u00e6r f\u00e1i ekki flog.<\/p>\n

\u00cd \u00fea\u00f0 heila er \u00e9g me\u00f0 f\u00edna krakka. \u00c9g get sosum skili\u00f0 a\u00f0 innanlandsp\u00f3lit\u00edk \u00ed Noregi um 850 – 60 er ekki mj\u00f6g heillandi vi\u00f0fangsefni. Sem betur fer er alltaf sami gaurinn haf\u00f0ur vondi kallinn \u00ed m\u00f6rgum \u00cdslendingas\u00f6gum (sem er k\u00f3ngurinn Haraldur l\u00fafa\/h\u00e1rfagra). \u00deannig a\u00f0 setningin “Vi\u00f0 erum st\u00f6dd \u00ed Noregi um 850\/60, jafnvel 880, gerir sig vel \u00ed \u00f6llum \u00e1f\u00f6ngum, enda h\u00f6fum vi\u00f0 v\u00edsu kennararnir tro\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00cdslendingas\u00f6gum \u00ed \u00fe\u00e1 alla. \u00c9g get samt skili\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feotuli\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00ed Laxd\u00e6lu<\/em> heillar ekki jafn miki\u00f0 og Amy Winehouse e\u00f0a s\u00fa fagra Britney Spears, sem er tv\u00edm\u00e6lalaust kvenna v\u00e6nst um \u00feessar mundir.\u00a0 Svo er \u00e9g svo lukkuleg a\u00f0 kenn enn einn ganginn hina \u00e1g\u00e6tu hryllingss\u00f6gu B\u00f6rnin \u00ed H\u00famd\u00f6lum<\/em>, me\u00f0 kennslua\u00f0fer\u00f0inni “kennarinn les fyrir bekkinn”, sem allir eru h\u00e6st \u00e1n\u00e6g\u00f0ir me\u00f0.<\/p>\n

Inn \u00e1 milli, \u00ed n\u00fdnemah\u00f3pum, ver\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00e1\u00fereifanlega v\u00f6r vi\u00f0 stelpu-stjan grunnsk\u00f3lans. \u00c9g reikna me\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feetta eigi vi\u00f0 flesta grunnsk\u00f3la, \u00fe.e.a.s. \u00e1 unglingastiginu er s\u00e6tum, penum, kvenlegum st\u00falkukindum hygla\u00f0 \u00e1 kostna\u00f0 str\u00e1kanna, sem eru taldir \u00f3alandi og \u00f3ferjandi af litlum s\u00f6kum (akk\u00farat h\u00e9rna tala \u00e9g af reynslu, hef reyndar \u00e1tt syni \u00ed b\u00e1\u00f0um grunnsk\u00f3lum b\u00e6jarins og s\u00e9 ekki mun \u00e1 \u00feeim). Skilningsr\u00edkir fem\u00edniskir grunnsk\u00f3lakennarar gera meira \u00f3gagn en gagn. Svo \u00e9g \u00fdki n\u00fa \u00fe\u00e1 er \u00e1rangurinn s\u00e1 a\u00f0 me\u00f0al fyrsta \u00e1rs str\u00e1kur hefur \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 tilfinningunni a\u00f0 hann s\u00e9 gl\u00e6pon en me\u00f0al fyrsta \u00e1rs stelpa telur a\u00f0 h\u00fan s\u00e9 nafli alheimsins. \u00deessir h\u00f3par ganga n\u00e1tt\u00farlega ferlega illa saman!<\/p>\n

\u00c9g hef, \u00e1samt m\u00f6rgum \u00f6\u00f0rum kennurum, \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0 a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta \u00feessa f\u00e9lagsm\u00f3tun grunnsk\u00f3lans sem vind um eyru \u00fej\u00f3ta.\u00a0 M\u00e9r er sl\u00e9tt sama hvort sext\u00e1n \u00e1ra fegur\u00f0ard\u00eds m\u00e6ti me\u00f0 \u00ferj\u00fa e\u00f0a fimm l\u00f6g af maskara \u00ed t\u00edma til m\u00edn: \u00deanga\u00f0 komin \u00e1 h\u00fan a\u00f0 l\u00e6ra og innifali\u00f0 \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed er a\u00f0 l\u00e6ra a\u00f0 allir nemendur eiga jafnan r\u00e9tt \u00e1 t\u00edma og athygli kennarans. Maskarann l\u00edt \u00e9g ekki \u00e1!<\/p>\n

M\u00e9r er lj\u00f3st a\u00f0 grunnsk\u00f3lakennarar eru nj\u00f6rva\u00f0ir ni\u00f0ur \u00ed s\u00ednu starfsumhverfi* enda m\u00e1 b\u00f3kstaflega ekki blaka vi\u00f0 nemendum \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 f\u00e1 foreldrasetti\u00f0 yfir sig. En \u00feegar \u00e9g f\u00e6 nemendur sem voru kerfisbundi\u00f0 reknir \u00fat \u00far kennslustundum \u00e1 morgnana og l\u00e1tnir m\u00e6la gangana fr\u00e1 7. bekk \u00fe\u00e1 grunar mig a\u00f0 l\u00e6rt hj\u00e1lparleysi grunnsk\u00f3lakennara s\u00e9 fullmiki\u00f0.<\/p>\n

* Um \u00feetta hefur elskulegur eiginma\u00f0ur minn skrifa\u00f0 langar og l\u00e6r\u00f0ar greinar, sj\u00e1 bloggi\u00f0 hans.<\/p>\n

J\u00e6ja, \u00fe\u00e1 er \u00e9g b\u00fain a\u00f0 koma pirringnum \u00fat \u00ed bili \ud83d\ude42\u00a0 \u00a0<\/p>\n

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\u00dat \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0 \u00e1\u00f0an s\u00e1 \u00e9g eina af \u00feessum sl\u00e6\u00f0ukonum sem \u00f3nefndur Skagama\u00f0ur kalla\u00f0i \u00ed fj\u00f6lmi\u00f0lum “bl\u00e6jukeddl\u00edngar me\u00f0 barnavagna”. (\u00d3nefndi Skagama\u00f0urinn er v\u00edst b\u00fainn a\u00f0 skrifa 400 s\u00ed\u00f0na b\u00f3k um efni\u00f0 sem kemur \u00fat fyrir j\u00f3lin … ver\u00f0ur spennandi a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 hvernig hann \u00fatf\u00e6rir hugmyndir s\u00ednar um fl\u00f3ttamenn og \u00cdsland.) \u00deessi f\u00ednger\u00f0a sl\u00e6\u00f0ukona var me\u00f0 sl\u00e6\u00f0u \u00ed st\u00edl vi\u00f0 buxurnar, \u00ed gylltum sjatter\u00edngum, og alveg hreint br\u00e1\u00f0myndarleg.(Talsvert myndarlegri en \u00f3nefndur Skagama\u00f0ur ver\u00f0 \u00e9g a\u00f0 segja!) \u00a0 Tvo krakkaskott fylgdu henni eftir\u00a0um b\u00fa\u00f0ina og auglj\u00f3slega var \u00fearna \u00edslensk kona stu\u00f0ningsa\u00f0ili.<\/p>\n

\u00cd Mogganum \u00ed morgun var fjalla\u00f0 um fl\u00f3ttamennina okkar og \u00e9g var stolt yfir a\u00f0 vera Akurnesingur og a\u00f0 b\u00e6rinn minn fengi a\u00f0 taka \u00e1 m\u00f3ti \u00feessu f\u00f3lki. A\u00f0 v\u00edsu f\u00f3r a\u00f0eins um mig, af \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0um sem \u00e9g l\u00e6t ekki uppi \u00e1 opinberu bloggi, en sj\u00e1lfsagt \u00fearf ekki a\u00f0 hafa \u00e1hyggjur af \u00fev\u00ed me\u00f0 svona fj\u00f6lmennt stu\u00f0ningsapparat \u00ed kringum \u00feetta.<\/p>\n

\u00c9g er soldi\u00f0 a\u00f0 sp\u00e1 \u00ed a\u00f0 ganga me\u00f0 sl\u00e6\u00f0u … \u00feetta vir\u00f0ist geta veri\u00f0 lj\u00f3mandi kl\u00e6\u00f0ilegt og \u00fe\u00e1 \u00fearf kona aldrei framar a\u00f0 hafa \u00e1hyggjur af \u00fatst\u00e6\u00f0um eyrum e\u00f0a einum-og-h\u00e1lfum hvirfli.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

ekki alltaf jafn skemmtilegt a\u00f0 vera!\u00a0 A.m.k. ef mar s\u00e9 kennari (h\u00e9r s\u00fdni \u00e9g leikni m\u00edna \u00ed m\u00e1lsni\u00f0i blessa\u00f0ra unganna). \u00c9g hef hugsa\u00f0 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 koma nokku\u00f0 inn \u00e1 vinnuna m\u00edna \u00ed \u00feessari f\u00e6rslu og …<\/span> Read More …<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}