{"id":31,"date":"2008-09-21T10:30:55","date_gmt":"2008-09-21T10:30:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harpa.blogg.is\/2008-09-21\/bolvadur-kvidapukinn\/"},"modified":"2008-09-21T10:30:55","modified_gmt":"2008-09-21T10:30:55","slug":"bolvadur-kvidapukinn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/2008\/09\/21\/bolvadur-kvidapukinn\/","title":{"rendered":"B\u00f6lva\u00f0ur kv\u00ed\u00f0ap\u00fakinn"},"content":{"rendered":"

gerir m\u00e9r l\u00edfi\u00f0 leitt!\u00a0 \u00c9g hef s\u00e6tt mig vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 vakna kringum h\u00e1lf-sex \u00e1 morgni hvurjum (enda a\u00f0 berja “\u00e1r skal r\u00edsa” inn \u00ed m\u00edna g\u00f3\u00f0u nemendur); haf\u00f0i fullvissa\u00f0 mig um a\u00f0 \u00e1n skj\u00e1lftastillandi lyfs g\u00e6ti \u00e9g ekki unni\u00f0 (\u00e9g ger\u00f0i tilraun en \u00fe\u00e1 er ekki n\u00f3g me\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g geti ekki skrifa\u00f0 \u00e1 t\u00f6flu heldur get \u00e9g ekki logga\u00f0 mig inn \u00e1 t\u00f6lvu nema r\u00edghalda h\u00e6gri \u00falnli\u00f0 me\u00f0 vinstri h\u00f6nd og reyna svo a\u00f0 hitta \u00e1 lyklabor\u00f0i\u00f0); \u00c9g haf\u00f0i meira a\u00f0 segja sannf\u00e6rt mig um a\u00f0 \u00feetta v\u00e6ri alls ekki kv\u00ed\u00f0i heldur parkinsons-leg aukaverkun sem getur fylgt einu lyfjanna sem \u00e9g tek – man ekki einu sinni hvurju.<\/p>\n

Me\u00f0 \u00e6\u00f0ruleysi\u00f0 \u00ed botni og skynsamlegri samb\u00fa\u00f0 vi\u00f0 skj\u00e1lftann haf\u00f0i allt gengi\u00f0 pr\u00fd\u00f0ilega \u00e1 \u00f6nninni. \u00deanga\u00f0 til \u00ed g\u00e6r. \u00cd g\u00e6rkv\u00f6ld var m\u00e9r bo\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00ed merkisafm\u00e6li vinkonu minnar. \u00c9g var b\u00fain a\u00f0 kaupa gj\u00f6f, sj\u00e1 \u00fat hva\u00f0a fl\u00edkum \u00e9g g\u00e6ti veri\u00f0 \u00ed (meira a\u00f0 segja vali\u00f0 sk\u00f3) og hlakka\u00f0i heilmiki\u00f0 til veislunnar. \u00cd g\u00e6rmorgun vakna\u00f0i \u00e9g reyndar klukkan 4.30 en l\u00e9t \u00fea\u00f0 ekki \u00e1 mig f\u00e1 heldur hellti upp \u00e1 kaffi og l\u00faslas morgunbl\u00f6\u00f0in, f\u00f3r svo yfir ritger\u00f0ir og lag\u00f0i mig loks um \u00fea\u00f0 leyti sem hitt heimilisf\u00f3lki\u00f0 var a\u00f0 skr\u00ed\u00f0a \u00e1 lappir.<\/p>\n

Dagurinn lei\u00f0 vel; tengd\u00f3 komu \u00ed heims\u00f3kn og \u00e9g eigna\u00f0ist b\u00e6\u00f0i pekan-hnetu-v\u00ednarbrau\u00f0 (sem eru, a\u00f0 m\u00ednu viti, f\u00edkniefni!) og fagra h\u00e1lsfesti, sem hef\u00f0i passa\u00f0 vi\u00f0 afm\u00e6lisgallann. \u00deegar \u00feau f\u00f3ru reyndi \u00e9g a\u00f0 taka pillu og leggja mig a\u00f0eins fyrir afm\u00e6li\u00f0 en var\u00f0 st\u00edfari og skj\u00e1lfhentari me\u00f0 hverri m\u00edn\u00fatunni. Loks f\u00f3r \u00e9g \u00e1 f\u00e6tur og \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 taka \u00feetta \u00e1 h\u00f6rkunni – en \u00fe\u00e1 s\u00e1 litli kroppurinn (minn)\u00a0vi\u00f0 m\u00e9r og \u00e9g f\u00f3r a\u00f0 kasta upp. Eftir \u00ferj\u00e1r uppkastfer\u00f0ir inn \u00e1 kl\u00f3sett \u00fe\u00e1 hringdi \u00e9g \u00ed afm\u00e6lisbarni\u00f0 og sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 hversu mj\u00f6g sem mig langa\u00f0i til a\u00f0 koma \u00fe\u00e1 g\u00e6ti \u00e9g \u00fea\u00f0 ekki. Afm\u00e6lisbarni\u00f0 skilur allt og sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 \u00feetta v\u00e6ri \u00ed g\u00f3\u00f0u lagi. M\u00e9r sj\u00e1lfri finnst \u00feetta hins vegar ekki \u00ed g\u00f3\u00f0u lagi!<\/p>\n

Eins og \u00e9g hef margblogga\u00f0 um eru ge\u00f0sj\u00fakd\u00f3mar s\u00e9rlega l\u00edkamlegir sj\u00fakd\u00f3mar. S\u00e1 sem m\u00e9r finnst sl\u00e6gastur og falskastur er kv\u00ed\u00f0inn.\u00a0 Hann getur brotist\u00a0fram \u00ed \u00f3tal myndum og s\u00e9 kona illa haldin af kv\u00ed\u00f0a r\u00falla einkenni lungnab\u00f3lgu, parkinsons, hjarta\u00e1falls o.fl. yfir \u00fe\u00e1 litlu konu. \u00c9g kannast vi\u00f0 sj\u00f3veiki-birtinguna en hef aldrei \u00e1\u00f0ur kasta\u00f0 upp af kv\u00ed\u00f0anum einum saman (reyndar kasta\u00f0i \u00e9g aldrei upp \u00ed Akraborginni for\u00f0um \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g yr\u00f0i stundum sv\u00edvir\u00f0ilega sj\u00f3veik).<\/p>\n

\u00c9g er ekki viss um a\u00f0 h\u00e6gt s\u00e9 a\u00f0 gera nokkurn skapa\u00f0an hlut \u00ed \u00feessu … og ef einhver stingur upp \u00e1 gr\u00e6nu te \u00fe\u00e1 kemst \u00e9g \u00ed dr\u00e1psham!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

gerir m\u00e9r l\u00edfi\u00f0 leitt!\u00a0 \u00c9g hef s\u00e6tt mig vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 vakna kringum h\u00e1lf-sex \u00e1 morgni hvurjum (enda a\u00f0 berja “\u00e1r skal r\u00edsa” inn \u00ed m\u00edna g\u00f3\u00f0u nemendur); haf\u00f0i fullvissa\u00f0 mig um a\u00f0 \u00e1n skj\u00e1lftastillandi lyfs …<\/span> Read More …<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}