{"id":337,"date":"2011-04-05T18:38:21","date_gmt":"2011-04-05T18:38:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harpa.blogg.is\/2011-04-05\/omg-skjaldarmerki-og-annad-snakk\/"},"modified":"2011-04-05T18:38:21","modified_gmt":"2011-04-05T18:38:21","slug":"omg-skjaldarmerki-og-annad-snakk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/2011\/04\/05\/omg-skjaldarmerki-og-annad-snakk\/","title":{"rendered":"OMG, skjaldarmerki og anna\u00f0 snakk"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"OMG\"S\u00ed\u00f0an \u00e9g h\u00e6tti a\u00f0 sko\u00f0a umr\u00e6\u00f0ur um \u00c6seif, vonda karla, g\u00f3\u00f0ar konur sem eru f\u00f3tum tro\u00f0nar \u00ed karlasamf\u00e9lagi, \u00d3m\u00e6god-hneykslunarblogg kerlinga af b\u00e1\u00f0um kynjum, illa \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0h\u00f6f\u00f0ingja sem\u00a0teljast r\u00e9ttdr\u00e6pir (soldi\u00f0 mismunandi eftir bloggurum og\u00a0effb\u00e9urum hverjir \u00fea\u00f0 n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega eru og s\u00fdnist reyndar sitt hverjum)\u00a0og anna\u00f0 af sama tagi\u00a0finn \u00e9g st\u00f3ran mun \u00e1 m\u00e9r! Reyndar eru ekki nema r\u00e9tt tveir s\u00f3larhringar sem \u00e9g hef sta\u00f0i\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00feetta (hef oft \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0 svona \u00e1\u00f0ur en dett alltaf “\u00f3vart” og “\u00f3forvarendis” \u00ed sorann) en \u00fea\u00f0 er greinilega gott fyrir s\u00e1lina a\u00f0 sl\u00f6kkva \u00e1 v\u00e6linu og \u00fath\u00fa\u00f0uninni og hneyksluninni.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Sumt blogg og sumir umr\u00e6\u00f0u\u00fer\u00e6\u00f0ir \u00e1 FB minna mig samt skemmtilega miki\u00f0 \u00e1\u00a0ekta Raufarhafnarb\u00faa (\u00fe.m.t. skyldmenni) sem tala \u00ed ekta Raufarhafnart\u00f3nfalli. Hef teki\u00f0 eftir a\u00f0 \u00e9g\u00a0les \u00feau blogg\u00a0\u00f3sj\u00e1lfr\u00e1tt (inni \u00ed m\u00e9r) me\u00f0 sl\u00edkri nor\u00f0lenskri syngjandi, \u00fear sem m\u00e1lsgrein endar jafnvel \u00e1ttund h\u00e6rra, sem gerir hneykslun og sk\u00edtkast miklu\u00a0skemmtilegra. Kannski \u00e9g \u00e6tti a\u00f0 lesa \u00feau upph\u00e1tt? (Ef \u00e9g dett\u00a0aftur \u00ed sorann …).\u00a0Lesendum f\u00e6rslunnar er bent \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef hvergi heyrt \u00feetta t\u00f3nfall og \u00feessa \u00edt\u00f3nun nema \u00e1 Raufarh\u00f6fn, heyrist t.d. ekki \u00e1 \u00e6ttingjum fr\u00e1 K\u00f3paskeri, hva\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 \u00feegar\u00a0vestar dregur.<\/p>\n

M\u00e9r finnst \u00e9g vera d\u00e1l\u00edti\u00f0 a\u00f0 hressast. Kannski er \u00fea\u00f0 \u00edmyndun en \u00fea\u00f0 er \u00fe\u00e1 \u00e1g\u00e6tis \u00edmyndun. Kannski virkar lyfi\u00f0 sem \u00e9g et n\u00fana (hef reyndar ekki mikla tr\u00fa \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed), kannski virka n\u00e1lastungurnar, kannski er bara helv\u00edtis kasti\u00f0 a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta undan s\u00edga af eigin l\u00edffr\u00e6\u00f0ilegum \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0um?<\/p>\n

En \u00e9g s\u00e6tti mig vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 gera allt \u00f3endanlega h\u00e6gt og \u00f3endanlega l\u00edti\u00f0 \u00ed einu. \u00deetta l\u00e6rist. N\u00fana er \u00e9g t.d. a\u00f0 dunda m\u00e9r vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 klippa runna \u00ed gar\u00f0inum og tek einn runna \u00e1 dag, \u00fea\u00f0 hentar pr\u00fd\u00f0ilega og \u00e9g n\u00e6 \u00f6rugglega a\u00f0 klippa fyrir ma\u00edbyrjun \ud83d\ude42\u00a0 Skipti helgar\u00ferifum \u00e1 \u00ferj\u00e1 daga (\u00feegar \u00e9g var fr\u00edsk, fyrir l\u00f6ngu, skvera\u00f0i \u00e9g \u00feeim af me\u00f0 annarri hendi \u00e1 tveimur t\u00edmum), les p\u00ednul\u00edti\u00f0, skrifa p\u00ednul\u00edti\u00f0 og geri yfirleitt allt \u00ed \u00f6rsk\u00f6mmtum. Enda hef \u00e9g loksins fengi\u00f0 kort upp \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00e9g eigi a\u00f0 \u00f6r-yrkja. \u00dea\u00f0 er miklu f\u00ednna a\u00f0 eiga svona kort heldur bara einhverja papp\u00edrsble\u00f0la \u00ed m\u00f6ppu, skal \u00e9g segja ykkur. Og \u00fea\u00f0 er f\u00ednt a\u00f0 geta \u00fe\u00f3 gert sitt l\u00edti\u00f0 af hverju.<\/p>\n

Sem stendur er \u00e9g a\u00f0allega a\u00f0 setja mig inn \u00ed t\u00e1kn, byrja n\u00e1tt\u00farlega \u00e1 a\u00f0 komast inn \u00ed kirkjuleg t\u00e1kn enda hangir \u00fea\u00f0 saman vi\u00f0 heimildaleit um biskupshanska og jafnvel biskupssokka. Ofan \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 b\u00e6ttust svo litafr\u00e6\u00f0i um biskupshanska og kard\u00edn\u00e1lahanska og jafnvel prestahanska fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed laust fyrir 1000 og frameftir. \u00cd lei\u00f0inni t\u00f3k \u00e9g eftir hva\u00f0 \u00feessir biskupar hafa veri\u00f0 ansi hl\u00fdlega kl\u00e6ddir, \u00ed hverju fatinu yfir \u00f6\u00f0ru svo n\u00fat\u00edma \u00fativistarfr\u00e6\u00f0ingur hef\u00f0i or\u00f0i\u00f0 hreykinn af! (Allir sem eitthva\u00f0 hafa stunda\u00f0 g\u00f6ngur og fjallg\u00f6ngur vita hva\u00f0 er \u00f3skaplega mikilv\u00e6gt a\u00f0 vera \u00ed m\u00f6rgum spj\u00f6rum hverri yfir annarri … \u00feetta vir\u00f0ast ka\u00fe\u00f3lskir biskupar hafa uppg\u00f6tva\u00f0 fyrir l\u00f6ngu enda eflaust sk\u00edtkalt \u00ed kirkjum fyrr \u00e1 t\u00edmum). \u00cd dag fann \u00e9g mynd af biskupssokkum sem m\u00e9r finnst d\u00e1l\u00edti\u00f0 h\u00e6pin – vissulega er \u00feetta gamalt prj\u00f3nles en \u00e9g \u00e1 b\u00e1gt me\u00f0 a\u00f0 tr\u00faa a\u00f0 ka\u00fe\u00f3lskur biskup hafi l\u00e1ti\u00f0 sig hafa \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 ganga me\u00f0 “Blessun Allah”, prj\u00f3na\u00f0 \u00fat me\u00f0 k\u00faf\u00edsku letri um \u00f6kklann. \u00de\u00f3tt isl\u00f6msk blessunaror\u00f0 hafi ekki trufla\u00f0 sp\u00e6nska konunga\u00e6tt er kannski doldi\u00f0 anna\u00f0 m\u00e1l me\u00f0 kirkjuna … en e.t.v. var biskupinn einf\u00f6ld og g\u00f3\u00f0 s\u00e1l og h\u00e9lt a\u00f0 \u00fearna v\u00e6ri kominn smart munsturbor\u00f0i ger\u00f0ur me\u00f0 hinni sp\u00e1nn\u00fdju t\u00e6kni?<\/p>\n

\"Skjaldarmerki\"SkjaldamerkiSvo \u00e6tla\u00f0i \u00e9g a\u00f0 teikna upp munstur af fr\u00e6gum “l\u00edksv\u00e6flum” (er ekki enn komin me\u00f0 t\u00e6knior\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00e1 hreint en \u00feessir tveir sv\u00e6flar voru undir h\u00f6f\u00f0um l\u00edka \u00ed kistu \u00ed stein\u00fer\u00f3 …) en lenti \u00ed vandr\u00e6\u00f0um \u00fev\u00ed heimildum ber ekki saman um litina. \u00c9g hef \u00e1tta\u00f0 mig \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00feessi lita-\u00e1greiningur hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 stafa af skjaldarmerki \u00e6ttarinnar. Og n\u00fa er \u00e9g a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 finna \u00fat hvun\u00e6r kastel\u00edska konungs\u00e6ttin breytti \u00far rau\u00f0um lj\u00f3num yfir \u00ed fj\u00f3lubl\u00e1 lj\u00f3n. Svona getur \u00e1huga \u00e1 hannyr\u00f0um\u00a0skaffa\u00f0 manni alls konar auka\u00e1hugam\u00e1l.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Einhvern t\u00edma var \u00e9g b\u00fain a\u00f0 setja mig svol\u00edti\u00f0 inn \u00ed \u00feessa \u00e6tt og datt \u00fe\u00e1 \u00ed hin og \u00feessi dr\u00f6mu sem ekki gefa \u00cdslendingas\u00f6gunum neitt eftir en \u00fev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur hef \u00e9g gleymt \u00fev\u00ed mest\u00f6llu og \u00fearf a\u00f0 endurlesa.\u00a0<\/p>\n

\u00dea\u00f0 hj\u00e1lpa\u00f0i reyndar svol\u00edti\u00f0 til \u00feegar m\u00e9r datt \u00ed hug \u00ed dag a\u00f0 athuga hva\u00f0 fleira hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 \u00ed stein\u00fer\u00f3num og fann \u00fat a\u00f0 hann Fernando de la Cerda (d\u00e1inn 1275) var kl\u00e6ddur \u00ed lj\u00f3mandi f\u00ednan ofinn kyrtil (eiginlega kaftan) munstra\u00f0an me\u00f0 skjaldarmerkinu, me\u00f0 perlusauma\u00f0an hatt me\u00f0 b\u00fatum \u00far skjaldarmerkinu og perlusauma\u00f0 belti me\u00f0 … giski\u00f0! En vefna\u00f0urinn er vo\u00f0alega upplita\u00f0ur og sker svo sem ekki \u00far um hvort lj\u00f3nin\u00a0hafa einhvern t\u00edma veri\u00f0 fj\u00f3lubl\u00e1 e\u00f0a rau\u00f0.\u00a0S\u00ed\u00f0ast \u00feegar \u00e9g var a\u00f0 sko\u00f0a \u00feetta datt \u00e9g svo \u00ed forvera hans, Alfonso X af Kastel\u00edu, sem var \u00f3skaplega merkilegur k\u00f3ngur; \u00fe\u00fdddi stj\u00f6rnufr\u00e6\u00f0i \u00far arab\u00edsku og einhverja heimspeki l\u00edka o.s.fr. … en kemur \u00fev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur ekki hannyr\u00f0um neitt vi\u00f0. Fernando de la Cerda var einhvers konar \u00f3ekta barn, \u00e1tti samt a\u00f0 taka vi\u00f0 r\u00edkinu en d\u00f3 \u00e1 besta aldri og var\u00f0 aldrei k\u00f3ngur. \u00deetta slekti var svo einhvern veginn skylt henni Elenor sem var m\u00f3\u00f0ir R\u00edkhar\u00f0s lj\u00f3nshjarta … og mig minnir a\u00f0 a.m.k. ein verulega vond kona hafi veri\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00ed \u00e6ttardr\u00f6munum.<\/p>\n

Hvergi nokkurs sta\u00f0ar \u00e1 hinum v\u00ed\u00f0a veraldarvef e\u00f0a \u00ed b\u00f3kum sem \u00e9g hef sko\u00f0a\u00f0\u00a0finn \u00e9g myndir af\u00a0h\u00f6nskunum Maf\u00f6ldu litlu, sem var hola\u00f0 \u00ed a\u00f0ra stein\u00fer\u00f3na me\u00f0 hinum Fernand\u00f3-inum og \u00f6\u00f0rum\u00a0sv\u00e6flinum. L\u00fdsing bendir til a\u00f0 \u00feetta hafi veri\u00f0 \u00f3merkilegir hv\u00edtir prj\u00f3na\u00f0ir l\u00ednhanskar\u00a0og auk \u00feess einstaklega illa farnir en \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri samt gaman a\u00f0 berja \u00fe\u00e1 augum. \u00a0<\/p>\n

L\u00edfi\u00f0 er sem sagt sk\u00e1rra en veri\u00f0 hefur um langt skei\u00f0. A\u00f0 v\u00edsu er \u00e9g kramaraumingi l\u00edkamlega og ver\u00f0 a\u00f0 leggja mig \u00e1 daginn eins og litlu b\u00f6rnin. Og n\u00e6tursvefn er alltaf jafn spennandi \u00f3fyrirsj\u00e1anlegur – sumar n\u00e6tur eru OK, a\u00f0rar n\u00e6tur ekki.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

S\u00ed\u00f0an \u00e9g h\u00e6tti a\u00f0 sko\u00f0a umr\u00e6\u00f0ur um \u00c6seif, vonda karla, g\u00f3\u00f0ar konur sem eru f\u00f3tum tro\u00f0nar \u00ed karlasamf\u00e9lagi, \u00d3m\u00e6god-hneykslunarblogg kerlinga af b\u00e1\u00f0um kynjum, illa \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0h\u00f6f\u00f0ingja sem\u00a0teljast r\u00e9ttdr\u00e6pir (soldi\u00f0 mismunandi eftir bloggurum og\u00a0effb\u00e9urum hverjir \u00fea\u00f0 n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega …<\/span> Read More …<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=337"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}