{"id":35,"date":"2008-10-01T19:01:27","date_gmt":"2008-10-01T19:01:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harpa.blogg.is\/2008-10-01\/er-mella-komid-af-mlle\/"},"modified":"2008-10-01T19:01:27","modified_gmt":"2008-10-01T19:01:27","slug":"er-mella-komid-af-mlle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/2008\/10\/01\/er-mella-komid-af-mlle\/","title":{"rendered":"Er mella komi\u00f0 af Mlle?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00c9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 segja ykkur fr\u00e1 d\u00e6miger\u00f0ri kennslustund hj\u00e1 einum af upp\u00e1haldsh\u00f3punum m\u00ednum.\u00a0 Upp\u00e1h\u00f6ldin eiga a\u00f0 vera a\u00f0 l\u00e6ra Laxd\u00e6lu<\/em> en margt tefur og dvelur svo fr\u00f3\u00f0leiksf\u00fas ungmenni.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Titill \u00feessarar f\u00e6rslu v\u00edsar \u00ed fr\u00f3\u00f0leik sem s\u00f6mu ungmenni h\u00f6f\u00f0u l\u00e6rt \u00ed f\u00e9lagsfr\u00e6\u00f0i \u00ed morgun. \u00c9g sag\u00f0ist dipl\u00f3mat\u00edskt skyldu athuga m\u00e1li\u00f0 og skaut m\u00e9r bakvi\u00f0 meistarapr\u00f3fi\u00f0 \u00ed b\u00f3kmenntum – ekki m\u00e1lfr\u00e6\u00f0i! (Var\u00a0samt soldi\u00f0 a\u00f0 hugsa um hvers lags arfarugl \u00feetta v\u00e6ri, munandi eftir mellum sem \u00de\u00f3r lag\u00f0i lag sitt vi\u00f0 og heita n\u00fa tr\u00f6llskessur, e\u00f0a mellu \u00ed merkingunni “kart\u00f6flum\u00f3\u00f0ir”).\u00a0<\/p>\n

N\u00fa er \u00e9g b\u00fain a\u00f0 fletta upp\u00a0 \u00ed b\u00f3kinni mannsins (sem \u00e9g merkti m\u00e9r, \u00f3vart, fyrir meir en \u00e1ratug og au\u00f0vita\u00f0 er \u00feessi f\u00e9lagsv\u00edsindatungum\u00e1laspeki algert kjaft\u00e6\u00f0i!\u00a0 Hins vegar nenni \u00e9g ekki a\u00f0 skrifa allar sk\u00fdringar \u00cdslenskrar or\u00f0sifjab\u00f3kar<\/em> h\u00e9r – menn geta bara flett sj\u00e1lfir ef \u00fe\u00e1 lystir. En \u00e9g tek b\u00f3kina me\u00f0 \u00e1 morgun til a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0i \u00fear eftir naglfast \u00ed m\u00ednum nemendum a\u00f0 engin fj\u00f6gurra m\u00f6gulegra merkinga n\u00e1lgast franskt kvenf\u00f3lk.<\/p>\n

<\/a>(Svo f\u00f3r \u00e9g a\u00f0 sp\u00e1 hvort einhvers konar t\u00falkunartengsl s\u00e9u milli \u00feessarar kenningar um a\u00f0 Mlle > mella og misskilnings sveitunga m\u00edns, J\u00f3ns Hreggvi\u00f0ssonar, um \u00e1ri\u00f0 \u00feegar hann s\u00e1 konur af \u00feessum toga en t\u00f3k \u00fe\u00e6r fyrir prestmadd\u00f6mur. Meira skrifa \u00e9g ekki um \u00feetta \u00fear sem m\u00e9r er kunnugt um a\u00f0 einstaka ungmenni innan \u00e1tj\u00e1n \u00e1ra les blogg kennarans.)<\/p>\n

N\u00e6st vildu blessu\u00f0 b\u00f6rnin f\u00e1 a\u00f0 vita hvort \u00e9g \u00feekkti til prests sem hef\u00f0i sami\u00f0 eigin or\u00f0ab\u00f3k.\u00a0 Fyrsta skref\u00a0var n\u00e1tt\u00farlega a\u00f0 f\u00e1 a\u00f0 vita hvun\u00e6r prestur s\u00e1 hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 uppi – b\u00f6rnin mundu a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri uppi n\u00fana.\u00a0 Svo\u00a0var fari\u00f0 a\u00f0 giska \u00e1 n\u00f6fn og loks fatta\u00f0i \u00e9g a\u00f0 f\u00e9lagsfr\u00e6\u00f0ikennarinn haf\u00f0i sagt \u00feeim fr\u00e1 P\u00e9tri \u00deorsteinssyni<\/a>, presti \u00f3h\u00e1\u00f0a safna\u00f0arins, og l\u00edklega tengslum hans vi\u00f0 Jed hinn belg\u00edska, sem vill l\u00e1ta kalla sig Timbur-Helga.\u00a0 Jed hefur margreynt vi\u00f0 mig \u00ed t\u00f6lvup\u00f3sti til a\u00f0 f\u00e1 mig me\u00f0 \u00ed Hi\u00f0 \u00edslenska M\u00e1l\u00fevottah\u00fas<\/em>, en m\u00e9r var\u00f0 flj\u00f3tlega lj\u00f3st a\u00f0 hann\u00a0gengur ekki heill til sk\u00f3gar og kemur ekki til m\u00e1la a\u00f0 \u00e9g m\u00e6li upp \u00ed honum vitleysuna.\u00a0 \u00dear finnst m\u00e9r a\u00f0 gu\u00f0sma\u00f0urinn m\u00e6tti taka mig, tr\u00faleysingjann, til fyrirmyndar! Sj\u00e1 n\u00e1nar http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/High_Icelandic<\/a><\/p>\n

\u00c9g er a\u00f0 hugsa um a\u00f0 nefna vi\u00f0 f\u00e9lagsfr\u00e6\u00f0ikennarann a\u00f0 hann kenni meiri \u00edslensku \u00fear sem b\u00f6rnin eru auglj\u00f3slega m\u00f3tt\u00e6kilegri fyrir henni utan \u00edslenskut\u00edma \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

Anna\u00f0 er svo sem ekki t\u00edtt. \u00c9g sta\u00f0h\u00e6fi oft \u00e1 dag\u00a0a\u00f0 Gu\u00f0r\u00fan \u00d3sv\u00edfursd\u00f3ttir hafi veri\u00f0 sl\u00e1andi l\u00edk Unni Birnu, enda\u00a0b\u00e6\u00f0i\u00a0f\u00f6gur \u00fatlits og \u00ed vitsmunum, eins og Unnur Birna. Aftur \u00e1 m\u00f3ti hef \u00e9g bo\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00e1kve\u00f0num stj\u00f3rnanda sk\u00f3lans a\u00f0 l\u00edkja Gu\u00f0r\u00fanu \u00d3. vi\u00f0 Britney Spears,\u00a0vilji menn bera \u00e1 mig n\u00e6gt f\u00e9 til \u00feess. Ekkert tilbo\u00f0 hefur borist.<\/p>\n

Kannski af \u00fev\u00ed ma\u00f0urinn er m\u00f3\u00f0ga\u00f0ur vi\u00f0 s\u00edna konu: Hann sag\u00f0i nefnilega, me\u00f0 stj\u00f6rnur \u00ed augum, a\u00f0 n\u00fa v\u00e6ri h\u00fan Brynhildur a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 leika Fridu Kahlo!\u00a0 (Ma\u00f0urinn er mj\u00f6g veikur fyrir m\u00e1lverkum Fridu\u00a0\u00feessarar.\u00a0 Hann er l\u00edka talsvert veikur fyrir Brynhildi.) \u00c9g sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 k\u00e6mi ekki til greina a\u00f0 draga mig\u00a0\u00e1 leikrit um sambr\u00fdnda lesb\u00edu!\u00a0 Ma\u00f0urinn tauta\u00f0i s\u00e1 a\u00f0 h\u00fan v\u00e6ri ekki lesb\u00eda heldur bara\u00a0“b\u00ed”\u00a0 … og f\u00f3r svo \u00e1 Rotar\u00fd-fund.\u00a0 \u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00c9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 segja ykkur fr\u00e1 d\u00e6miger\u00f0ri kennslustund hj\u00e1 einum af upp\u00e1haldsh\u00f3punum m\u00ednum.\u00a0 Upp\u00e1h\u00f6ldin eiga a\u00f0 vera a\u00f0 l\u00e6ra Laxd\u00e6lu en margt tefur og dvelur svo fr\u00f3\u00f0leiksf\u00fas ungmenni.\u00a0 Titill \u00feessarar f\u00e6rslu v\u00edsar \u00ed fr\u00f3\u00f0leik sem …<\/span> Read More …<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}