{"id":363,"date":"2011-08-06T20:53:13","date_gmt":"2011-08-06T20:53:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harpa.blogg.is\/2011-08-06\/vandinn-ad-vinna-i-sjoppu\/"},"modified":"2011-08-06T20:53:13","modified_gmt":"2011-08-06T20:53:13","slug":"vandinn-ad-vinna-i-sjoppu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/2011\/08\/06\/vandinn-ad-vinna-i-sjoppu\/","title":{"rendered":"Vandinn a\u00f0 vinna \u00ed sjoppu"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00cd rauninni fjallar \u00feessi f\u00e6rsla um m\u00e1lfar og m\u00e1lfarsfasisma en \u00fe\u00f3 einnig um sjoppur … e\u00f0a \u00e6tti \u00e9g a\u00f0 segja \u201es\u00f6luturna\u201c? \u00dea\u00f0 er a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed leytinu ankannalegt a\u00f0 sjaldnast er um turna a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a …<\/font><\/p>\n

Flestar konur \u00e1 m\u00ednum aldri hafa reynslu af sjoppuvinnu og afgrei\u00f0slust\u00f6rfum \u00fdmiss konar. \u00cd s\u00f3lba\u00f0inu \u00e1\u00f0an reyndi \u00e9g a\u00f0 rifja upp hvort \u00e9g hef\u00f0i einhvern t\u00edma lent \u00ed vandr\u00e6\u00f0um \u00ed svolei\u00f0is vinnu og mundi eftir tvennu.<\/font><\/p>\n

Fyrra d\u00e6mi\u00f0 var snemma \u00e1 vinnumarka\u00f0sferlinum, l\u00edklega hef \u00e9g veri\u00f0 \u00e1 fj\u00f3rt\u00e1nda \u00e1ri, \u00feegar \u00e9g vann \u00ed svokalla\u00f0ri \u201ekaupf\u00e9lagssjoppu\u201c \u00e1 Laugarvatni. Starfi\u00f0 var fj\u00f6l\u00fe\u00e6tt \u00ed meira lagi: D\u00e6la bens\u00edni, selja ol\u00edu, pulsur, mj\u00f3lkurv\u00f6rur, s\u00e6lg\u00e6ti, \u00fer\u00edfa kl\u00f3sett, taka vi\u00f0 t\u00f3mum gask\u00fatum\u00a0o.fl.\u00a0 K\u00fannarnir voru miskurteisir eins og gengur en yfirleitt allt \u00ed lagi … nema \u00d3lafur gamli Ketilsson. Feimin og \u00f3framf\u00e6rin sem \u00e9g var hr\u00f6kk \u00e9g \u00ed k\u00fat \u00feegar hann hreytti \u00ed mig: \u201eSkeler\u00f0’ekki m\u00e6lt m\u00e1l, stelpa?!\u201c eftir a\u00f0 \u00e9g haf\u00f0i hv\u00e1\u00f0 oftar en honum \u00fe\u00f3tti g\u00f3\u00f0u h\u00f3fi gegna. Karlinn ba\u00f0 um \u201esker\u201c. M\u00e9r var l\u00edfsins \u00f3m\u00f6gulegt a\u00f0 reikna \u00fat hva\u00f0 \u201esker\u201c g\u00e6ti m\u00f6gulega veri\u00f0. Mig minnir a\u00f0 vinnuf\u00e9lagi minn hafi loks hv\u00edsla\u00f0 a\u00f0 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 ge\u00f0vonda gamalmenni\u00f0 \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 kaupa skyr. M\u00e9r til m\u00e1lsb\u00f3ta var a\u00f0 \u00e9g haf\u00f0i aldrei fyrr \u00e1 \u00e6vinni heyrt fl\u00e1m\u00e6li. S\u00ed\u00f0ar l\u00e6r\u00f0i \u00e9g a\u00f0 meta fl\u00e1m\u00e6li og fannst unun a\u00f0 hlusta \u00e1 ekta fl\u00e1m\u00e6ltan eldri mann h\u00e9r \u00ed b\u00e6 en hann er \u00fev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur d\u00e1inn fyrir m\u00f6rgum \u00e1rum. \u00deetta er svo sjaldg\u00e6fur frambur\u00f0ur n\u00faor\u00f0i\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er \u00f3metanlegt a\u00f0 hafa heyrt hann \u00f3menga\u00f0an.<\/font><\/p>\n

\"G\u00f3\u00f0aHitt d\u00e6mi\u00f0 var \u00e1 h\u00e1sk\u00f3la\u00e1rum m\u00ednum, \u00feegar einhverri m\u00f6mmunni datt \u00ed hug a\u00f0 senda krakkann sinn me\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fasundkall \u00ed Brei\u00f0holtssjoppuna \u00e1 laugardagskv\u00f6ldi og \u00e1tti barni\u00f0 a\u00f0 kaupa \u201e50 aura m\u00f6ndlur\u201c fyrir f\u00e9\u00f0. Af \u00fev\u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 var brj\u00e1la\u00f0 a\u00f0 gera \u00e1 laugardagskv\u00f6ldum datt m\u00e9r ekki \u00ed hug a\u00f0 telja 2000 rau\u00f0ar m\u00f6ndlur me\u00f0 matskei\u00f0 ofan\u00ed poka heldur afhenti krakkanum nokkra m\u00f6ndlupoka og handtaldar m\u00f6ndlur sem stemmdu upph\u00e6\u00f0ina af. M\u00f3\u00f0irin hringdi s\u00ed\u00f0an gersamlega spinnegal yfir \u00feessari leti og \u00f3mennsku afgrei\u00f0slust\u00falkunnar. En \u00feessi upp\u00e1koma kemur \u00fe\u00f3 efni f\u00e6rslunnar ekkert vi\u00f0, fl\u00fdtur me\u00f0 af \u00fev\u00ed \u00feetta er blogg og blogg mega vera \u00f3skipuleg. \u00dea\u00f0 er \u00feeirra e\u00f0li.<\/font><\/p>\n

M\u00e9r var\u00f0 hugsa\u00f0 til afgrei\u00f0slu\u00e1ranna \u00ed dag af \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g las pistilinn \u201eA\u00f0 heilsast og kve\u00f0jast\u201c eftir \u00de\u00f3r\u00f0 Helgason (\u00ed mogga mannsins). Mogginn b\u00fd\u00f0ur upp \u00e1 greinarstubba um \u00edslenskt m\u00e1l \u00e1 sunnudagsk\u00e1lfinum og yfirleitt finnast m\u00e9r \u00feeir stubbar mj\u00f6g fyndnir, t.d. n\u00f6ldur \u00fat \u00ed hve \u00edslenska er \u00f3femin\u00edsk e\u00f0a hve mikil spellvirki s\u00e9u framin \u00e1 tungur\u00e6flinum \u00feegar f\u00f3lk br\u00fakar ekki ufsilon r\u00e9tt og fleira \u00ed svolei\u00f0is d\u00far. M\u00e9r fannst\u00a0pistill \u00de\u00f3r\u00f0ar Helgasonar hins vegar ekkert fyndinn enda s\u00e1 \u00e9g fyrir m\u00e9r vesalings afgrei\u00f0sluf\u00f3lki\u00f0 sem lenti \u00ed a\u00f0 afgrei\u00f0a manninn, heltekinn af r\u00e9tthugsun um \u00edslenskt m\u00e1l. L\u00edklega l\u00edti\u00f0 sk\u00e1rra a\u00f0 afgrei\u00f0a \u00de\u00f3r\u00f0 en \u00d3la gamla Ket (en eins og allir Laugvetningar komnir til vits og \u00e1ra muna var karlinn hro\u00f0alega ge\u00f0stir\u00f0ur).<\/font><\/p>\n

\u00de\u00f3r\u00f0ur t\u00f3k sig til og settist ni\u00f0ur me\u00f0 afgrei\u00f0slumanni sem voga\u00f0i s\u00e9r a\u00f0 segja \u201eog eig\u00f0u g\u00f3\u00f0a helgi\u201c vi\u00f0 hann. En \u00ed gegnum textann sk\u00edn \u00fe\u00f3 gle\u00f0i \u00de\u00f3r\u00f0ar yfir a\u00f0 afgrei\u00f0sluma\u00f0urinn sag\u00f0ist \u201efinna fyrir \u00f3brag\u00f0i \u00ed hvert sinn sem \u00feessi or\u00f0 hrytu honum af munni\u201c og \u201evar greinilega feginn a\u00f0 finna \u00ed m\u00e9r bandamann …\u201c Fyrr m\u00e1 n\u00fa vera andskotans vi\u00f0kv\u00e6mnin! M\u00e9r finnst \u201eg\u00f3\u00f0a helgi\u201c vera \u00f3sk\u00f6p s\u00e6t kve\u00f0ja og s\u00e9 ekki a\u00f0 h\u00fan s\u00e9 neitt verri en \u201eg\u00f3\u00f0a n\u00f3tt\u201c, ef \u00fat \u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 er fari\u00f0, \u00fe\u00f3tt h\u00fan s\u00e9 vissulega yngri. Og a\u00f0 vi\u00f0skiptavinur sj\u00e1i \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0u til a\u00f0 setjast ni\u00f0ur\u00a0me\u00f0 afgrei\u00f0sluf\u00f3lki sem \u00f3vart hefur ekki alveg sama or\u00f0afor\u00f0a og \u00edslenskukennari \u00e1 sj\u00f6tugsaldri finnst m\u00e9r algerlega \u00fat \u00far k\u00fa. (H\u00e9r geta\u00a0m\u00e1lh\u00f6runds\u00e1rir skipt \u00fat or\u00f0taki og sett \u201e\u00fat \u00ed h\u00f6tt\u201c \u00ed sta\u00f0inn ef \u00feeim l\u00ed\u00f0ur \u00fe\u00e1 betur.)<\/font><\/p>\n

Nokkrum \u00e1rum s\u00ed\u00f0ar f\u00f3r \u00de\u00f3r\u00f0ur \u201es\u00ed\u00f0la kv\u00f6lds \u00ed mikilli s\u00fakkula\u00f0i\u00fe\u00f6rf inn \u00ed sjoppu eina \u00ed K\u00f3pavogi.\u201c \u00dear bau\u00f0 hann gott kv\u00f6ld en unglingsst\u00falkan sem afgreiddi t\u00f3k ekki undir svo \u00de\u00f3r\u00f0ur greip til eftirfarandi r\u00e1\u00f0s: \u201e… benti henni \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef\u00f0i bo\u00f0i\u00f0 gott kv\u00f6ld. St\u00falkan star\u00f0i \u00e1 mig og \u00e1tti ekki or\u00f0.\u201c \u00c9g er ekki hissa \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed! Og \u00fea\u00f0 hlakkar \u00ed \u00de\u00f3r\u00f0i \u00feegar hann l\u00fdsir \u00fev\u00ed hvernig hann marg\u00feakka\u00f0i fyrir sig, \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 f\u00e1 r\u00e9tt vi\u00f0br\u00f6g\u00f0 a\u00f0 eigin mati og staldra\u00f0i s\u00ed\u00f0an vi\u00f0 \u00ed dyrunum og bau\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0a n\u00f3tt: \u201eVi\u00f0 \u00feessa \u00f3v\u00e6ntu atl\u00f6gu m\u00e1tti gl\u00f6ggt sj\u00e1 a\u00f0 st\u00falkan f\u00f3r \u00far \u00feessu litla jafnv\u00e6gi sem eftir var.\u201c \u00de\u00f3r\u00f0i finnst \u00feetta greinilega hafa veri\u00f0 ansi gott hj\u00e1 s\u00e9r og vo\u00f0a gaman, hefur l\u00edklega haft af \u00feessu \u00de\u00f3r\u00f0argle\u00f0i. Ef \u00e9g set mig \u00ed spor afgrei\u00f0slust\u00falkunnar \u00fe\u00e1 hef\u00f0i \u00e9g v\u00e6ntanlega tali\u00f0 a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur sem l\u00e9ti svona v\u00e6ri ekki me\u00f0 \u00f6llum mjalla og haft \u00f6rlitlar \u00e1hyggjur af \u00fev\u00ed upp \u00e1 hverju vi\u00f0komandi t\u00e6ki n\u00e6st.<\/font><\/p>\n

Kannski m\u00e1 allt eins lesa pistil \u00de\u00f3r\u00f0ar Helgasonar fr\u00e1 sj\u00f3narh\u00f3li afgrei\u00f0sluf\u00f3lks: Til a\u00f0 r\u00f3a manninn sest afgrei\u00f0sluma\u00f0urinn ni\u00f0ur me\u00f0 honum og samsinnir \u00f6llu sem hann segir e\u00f0a afgrei\u00f0sluma\u00f0ur reynir a\u00f0 lei\u00f0a svona k\u00fanna hj\u00e1 s\u00e9r og segja ekki neitt. \u00deannig s\u00e9\u00f0 er \u00feetta g\u00f3\u00f0ur\u00a0greinarstubbur moggans\u00a0sem kennir f\u00f3lki \u00ed verslunum e\u00f0a \u00fej\u00f3nustufyrirt\u00e6kjum a\u00f0 f\u00e1st vi\u00f0 erfi\u00f0a vi\u00f0skiptavini sem f\u00e1 \u00fatr\u00e1s fyrir ge\u00f0vonsku s\u00edna me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hanka mann og annan \u00e1 m\u00e1lfari e\u00f0a or\u00f0anotkun.<\/font>
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\u00cd rauninni fjallar \u00feessi f\u00e6rsla um m\u00e1lfar og m\u00e1lfarsfasisma en \u00fe\u00f3 einnig um sjoppur … e\u00f0a \u00e6tti \u00e9g a\u00f0 segja \u201es\u00f6luturna\u201c? \u00dea\u00f0 er a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed leytinu ankannalegt a\u00f0 sjaldnast er um turna a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a … …<\/span> Read More …<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-363","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/363","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=363"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/363\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}