{"id":37,"date":"2008-10-07T18:21:52","date_gmt":"2008-10-07T18:21:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harpa.blogg.is\/2008-10-07\/hraeringar\/"},"modified":"2008-10-07T18:21:52","modified_gmt":"2008-10-07T18:21:52","slug":"hraeringar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/2008\/10\/07\/hraeringar\/","title":{"rendered":"Hr\u00e6ringar"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00c9g vakna\u00f0i \u00e1 \u00f3gu\u00f0legum t\u00edma \u00ed morgun og komst langt \u00ed pr\u00f3fayfirfer\u00f0.\u00a0 \u00dea\u00f0 er f\u00e1tt sem truflar h\u00e1lf sex \u00e1 morgnana og \u00e9g hra\u00f0fletti mogganum, tautandi harmafregn<\/em> og harmafregn<\/em> vi\u00f0 hverja s\u00ed\u00f0u. Hver nennir a\u00f0 lesa grillj\u00f3n d\u00e1lksentimetra af harmafregnum? Ekki \u00e9g!<\/p>\n

Upp\u00e1haldsb\u00f6rnin s\u00e1tu \u00e1 ganginum og r\u00e6ddu efnahagsm\u00e1l \u00feegar \u00e9g m\u00e6tti til a\u00f0 kenna \u00feeim. M\u00e9r \u00fe\u00f3ttu \u00feau nokku\u00f0 \u00e1hyggjufull. Vonandi dug\u00f0i \u00feetta sem \u00e9g sag\u00f0i \u00feeim um a\u00f0 \u00e1standi\u00f0 hafi n\u00fa veri\u00f0 sl\u00e6mt \u00e1\u00f0ur, t.d. \u00feegar s\u00edldin hvarf og \u00feegar ver\u00f0b\u00f3lgan var meiri en 100% \u00e1 \u00e1ri, og yfirleitt hafi n\u00fa m\u00e1lin reddast \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir harmat\u00f6lur \u00ed fj\u00f6lmi\u00f0lum.\u00a0 Sleppti fr\u00e1s\u00f6gnum af sparimerkjabr\u00fa\u00f0kaupum og \u00fevingunarsparna\u00f0i.<\/p>\n

\u00cd fr\u00edm\u00edn\u00fatum sag\u00f0i r\u00fassneska vinkona m\u00edn m\u00e9r hverju r\u00fassneska sj\u00f3nvarpi\u00f0 haf\u00f0i sp\u00e1\u00f0 \u00cdslandi um morguninn.\u00a0 Ekki f\u00f6gur sp\u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0.<\/p>\n

\u00cd n\u00e6stu fr\u00edm\u00edn\u00fatum hitti \u00e9g \u00e1 hana og annan kennara og \u00fe\u00e1 voru \u00fe\u00e6r fr\u00e9ttir komnar a\u00f0 R\u00fassar vilji endilega hj\u00e1lpa okkur. M\u00e9r \u00fe\u00f3tti \u00feetta gle\u00f0ilegt og fallegt af R\u00fassunum – s\u00e1\u00a0l\u00edka t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri til a\u00f0 taka upp r\u00fablu \u00ed sta\u00f0inn fyrir \u00feessa hand\u00f3n\u00fdtu kr\u00f3nu sem vi\u00f0 \u00f6pu\u00f0um eftir D\u00f6num \u00ed denn.<\/p>\n

N\u00fana \u00e1\u00f0an sag\u00f0i ma\u00f0urinn m\u00e9r a\u00f0 Nor\u00f0menn hef\u00f0u l\u00fdst sig f\u00fasa til a\u00f0 hj\u00e1lpa okkur svo vi\u00f0 \u00feyrftum ekki a\u00f0 \u00feiggja hj\u00e1lp fr\u00e1 R\u00fassum. \u00dear me\u00f0 engin \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0a til a\u00f0 leggja ni\u00f0ur hall\u00e6rismyntina kr\u00f3nu …<\/p>\n

Eftir h\u00e1degi breytti \u00e9g m\u00e9r \u00ed f\u00far\u00edu og hakka\u00f0i \u00ed mig heilan n\u00e1msh\u00f3p! (Elsku baddnalandskjedlingar: \u00deetta er “metaphorically speaking” og b\u00f6rnin \u00f6ll \u00e1 l\u00edfi og \u00f3meidd.) Hafandi s\u00fdnt h\u00f3pnum fram \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 yfir \u00feri\u00f0jungur hans myndi, a\u00f0 \u00f6llu \u00f3breyttu, sitja \u00e1 n\u00fd \u00ed \u00feessum \u00e1fanga, r\u00f6ksty\u00f0jandi me\u00f0 k\u00f6ldum einkunnat\u00f6lum \u00far\u00a0skyndipr\u00f3finu sem \u00feau t\u00f3ku \u00e1 m\u00e1nudag … h\u00f3tandi \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 ekki yr\u00f0i skipt um kennara …b\u00fdst \u00e9g ekki vi\u00f0 \u00f6\u00f0ru en \u00feeir nemendur sitja n\u00fa heima og l\u00faslesi Laxd\u00e6lu<\/em>.\u00a0 S\u00f6mu \u00f6rl\u00f6g b\u00ed\u00f0a hins h\u00f3psins \u00e1 morgun.<\/p>\n

\u00c9g \u00feeyttist um og lauk m\u00ednum \u00ferifum (sem h\u00f6f\u00f0u veri\u00f0 \u00ed huga gu\u00f0s fr\u00e1 laugardeginum), \u00fevo\u00f0i \u00fevott, lag\u00f0i mig, keypti b\u00f3kina hans Orra og er a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a b\u00fain me\u00f0 fyrsta \u00feri\u00f0jung. Au\u00f0vita\u00f0 geri \u00e9g b\u00f3kinni einhver skil \u00feegar \u00e9g hef lesi\u00f0 hana. Hins vegar er \u00e9g \u00ed s\u00f6mu st\u00f6\u00f0u var\u00f0andi blogg um b\u00f3kina og ef \u00e9g vildi blogga um gjaldskr\u00e1 J\u00f3nasar tannl\u00e6knis.\u00a0 \u00cd litlum kardemommub\u00e6jum \u00fat \u00e1 landi eiga allir a\u00f0 vera vinir og blogga bl\u00ed\u00f0lega hver um annan …<\/p>\n

OK: \u00de\u00e1 er a\u00f0 einhenda s\u00e9r \u00ed a\u00f0 lj\u00faka\u00a0yfirfer\u00f0 yfir hinn h\u00f3pinn … og \u00e6fa grimmdarlega augnar\u00e1\u00f0i\u00f0, sem \u00e9g er a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a nokku\u00f0 flink \u00ed.<\/p>\n

Myndskreytingar b\u00ed\u00f0a betri t\u00edma.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00c9g vakna\u00f0i \u00e1 \u00f3gu\u00f0legum t\u00edma \u00ed morgun og komst langt \u00ed pr\u00f3fayfirfer\u00f0.\u00a0 \u00dea\u00f0 er f\u00e1tt sem truflar h\u00e1lf sex \u00e1 morgnana og \u00e9g hra\u00f0fletti mogganum, tautandi harmafregn og harmafregn vi\u00f0 hverja s\u00ed\u00f0u. Hver nennir a\u00f0 …<\/span> Read More …<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}