{"id":38,"date":"2008-10-08T19:14:51","date_gmt":"2008-10-08T19:14:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harpa.blogg.is\/2008-10-08\/alkasamfelagid\/"},"modified":"2008-10-08T19:14:51","modified_gmt":"2008-10-08T19:14:51","slug":"alkasamfelagid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/2008\/10\/08\/alkasamfelagid\/","title":{"rendered":"Alkasamf\u00e9lagi\u00f0"},"content":{"rendered":"

B\u00fain me\u00f0 b\u00f3kina, hef fullt af sko\u00f0unum \u00e1 henni en mun einungis tipla kringum \u00f6rf\u00e1 atri\u00f0i.<\/p>\n

Yfirl\u00fdst markmi\u00f0 Orra Har\u00f0arsonar me\u00f0 \u00feessari b\u00f3k er a\u00f0 benda f\u00f3lki \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 geti or\u00f0i\u00f0 edr\u00fa og hamingjusamt \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 blanda Gu\u00f0i e\u00f0a AA-starfi (sem er gegns\u00f3sa af gu\u00f0i) \u00ed \u00fe\u00e1 edr\u00fag\u00f6ngu. \u00c9g bendi \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00feetta hefur alltaf veri\u00f0 h\u00e6gt og kallast “a\u00f0 vera \u00e1 hnefanum”. \u00d3l\u00edkar fylkingar \u00ed bransanum hafa svo \u00f3l\u00edkar sko\u00f0anir \u00e1 hvursu j\u00e1kv\u00e6tt s\u00e9 a\u00f0 vera \u00e1 hnefanum.<\/p>\n

Orri n\u00e6r \u00feessu markmi\u00f0i s\u00ednu pr\u00fd\u00f0ilega:\u00a0 \u00dea\u00f0 er gj\u00f6rsamlega geirneglt \u00ed haus lesanda a\u00f0 h\u00e6gt s\u00e9 a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a edr\u00fa \u00e1n gu\u00f0s.\u00a0 R\u00f6k Orra eru, merkilegt nokk, flest s\u00f3tt \u00ed smi\u00f0ju AA e\u00f0a Oxford-hreyfingarinnar og felst r\u00f6ksemdaf\u00e6rslan \u00ed a\u00f0 benda \u00e1 hva\u00f0 hinir eru vitlausir. \u00dea\u00f0 er heimskulegt a\u00f0 tr\u00faa \u00e1 hj\u00e1lp gu\u00f0s, spor, b\u00e6nir o.s.fr. \u00deess vegna er kirkjan \u00e1 Sta\u00f0arfelli vond kirkja og gerir mann vitlaust edr\u00fa, talibanar eru illir o.s.fr. (\u00c9g er reyndar samm\u00e1la Orra um a\u00f0 talibanar\u00a0rei\u00f0i ekki endilega viti\u00f0 \u00ed \u00feverpokunum\u00a0en ma\u00f0ur ver\u00f0ur a\u00f0 hafa sam\u00fa\u00f0 me\u00f0 f\u00f3lki sem hefur einungis lesi\u00f0 eina b\u00f3k um \u00e6vina og \u00fea\u00f0 AA-b\u00f3kina.\u00a0 Svo er soldi\u00f0 kj\u00fat \u00feegar talibanar vilja koma saman og lesa saman \u00ed b\u00f3kinni \ud83d\ude42 Aftur \u00e1 m\u00f3ti k\u00fds \u00e9g a\u00f0ra fundi en \u00fe\u00e1 b\u00e6nheitu talibanafundi.)<\/p>\n

\u00dabbs, \u00e9g er komin \u00fat af sporinu … \u00a0Nema Orri minnir mig \u00f3skaplega miki\u00f0 \u00e1 afa minn heitinn. B\u00e1\u00f0ir tr\u00falausir \u00ed kirkjulegum skilningi, b\u00e1\u00f0um \u00ed mun a\u00f0 berja s\u00e9r \u00e1 brj\u00f3st og uppl\u00fdsa tr\u00faleysi\u00f0 \u00e1 torgum og b\u00e1\u00f0ir tr\u00faandi \u00e1 vitleysinga; afi h\u00e9lt upp \u00e1 J\u00f3sef Stal\u00edn, Orri er me\u00f0 \u00de\u00f3rberg \u00e1 h\u00e6gra brj\u00f3stinu! M\u00e9r finnst alltaf svo merkilegt \u00feegar mestu ofsatr\u00faarmennirnir eru yfirl\u00fdstir gu\u00f0leysingjar!\u00a0 Og \u00e9g hef aldrei skili\u00f0 af hverju \u00de\u00f3rbergur er kalla\u00f0ur Meistari \u00de\u00f3rbergur af \u00e1kve\u00f0inni intell\u00edgens\u00edugr\u00fappu \u00feegar ma\u00f0urinn gekk auglj\u00f3slega ekki heill til sk\u00f3gar, hvort sem hann var n\u00fa sj\u00e1lfbjarga einhverfur e\u00f0a me\u00f0 Asberger syndr\u00f3m. Af hverju \u00fe\u00e1 ekki Meistari Birkiland? E\u00f0a Meistari Gu\u00f0?<\/p>\n

B\u00f3kin hans Orra er alltof hra\u00f0so\u00f0in!\u00a0 M.a. m\u00e1 finna kn\u00fasa\u00f0ar setningar og m\u00e1lsgreinar, sem \u00e9g veit a\u00f0 er sjaldg\u00e6ft \u00ed hans ritst\u00edl – yfirleitt skrifar Orri lj\u00f3san og lipran texta. Alls konar sleggjud\u00f3mar eru settir \u00ed g\u00e6salappir en \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki fyrr vel er li\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00e1 textann sem fari\u00f0 er a\u00f0 vitna \u00ed heimildir.\u00a0 \u00cd rauninni hef\u00f0i \u00feurft heimildaskr\u00e1 \u00ed lokin \u00fev\u00ed b\u00f3kin er ein l\u00f6ng heimildaritger\u00f0. G\u00f3\u00f0ur yfirlestur hef\u00f0i sums\u00e9 bjarga\u00f0 miklu \u00ed \u00feessari b\u00f3k.\u00a0 Besta bj\u00f6rgin hef\u00f0i \u00fe\u00f3 veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 salta textann \u00ed einhverja m\u00e1nu\u00f0i og n\u00e1 fjarl\u00e6g\u00f0 \u00e1 efni\u00f0. \u00deetta er j\u00fa b\u00f3k en ekki hra\u00f0skrifu\u00f0 bloggf\u00e6rsla.<\/p>\n

Afi gat ekki fari\u00f0 \u00e1 Vog af \u00fev\u00ed \u00fear var svo miki\u00f0 tr\u00fabo\u00f0! (Amma minntist alltaf \u00e1 Vog vi\u00f0 mig eftir a\u00f0 \u00e9g komst sj\u00e1lf \u00e1 sn\u00faruna, fyrir t\u00e6pum 20 \u00e1rum.) \u00deegar \u00e9g hef veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 hugsa um huggandi texta e\u00f0a l\u00edfssko\u00f0anir undanfari\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 held \u00e9g a\u00f0 J\u00f3sef Stal\u00edn hef\u00f0i duga\u00f0 \u00e6ttinni skammt!<\/a>\u00a0 \u00c9g g\u00e6ti aftur \u00e1 m\u00f3ti vel tr\u00faa\u00f0 a\u00f0 gamli ma\u00f0urinn hef\u00f0i or\u00f0i\u00f0 hrifinn af Alkasamf\u00e9laginu<\/em>, s\u00e9rstaklega hugmyndunum \u00ed fyrri hluta b\u00f3karinnar \u00fear sem veri\u00f0 er a\u00f0 s\u00fdna fram \u00e1 a\u00f0 “\u00feetta s\u00e9 allt eitt st\u00f3rt sams\u00e6ri”, eins og v\u00e6nisj\u00faki Nor\u00f0ma\u00f0urinn \u00ed Spaugstofunni hef\u00f0i or\u00f0a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0.<\/p>\n

Orri \u00e6tlar b\u00f3kina s\u00edna e.t.v. til eftirbreytni. \u00c9g sta\u00f0h\u00e6fi a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er minna gagn af l\u00edfsreglum Meistara \u00de\u00f3rbergs en b\u00e6num, \u00ed \u00feeirri \u00feeytivindu sem full me\u00f0fer\u00f0 er. \u00c9g skr\u00e1\u00f0i mig \u00far \u00dej\u00f3\u00f0kirkjunni fyrir um 30 \u00e1rum. \u00dea\u00f0 st\u00f3\u00f0 m\u00e9r ekki fyrir \u00ferifum a\u00f0 hlusta \u00e1 Dav\u00ed\u00f0ss\u00e1lma \u00ed litlu kirkjunni og syngja H\u00e6rra minn gu\u00f0 til \u00fe\u00edn. M\u00e9r var sagt a\u00f0 gott v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 koma vi\u00f0 \u00ed kirkjunni \u00e1 morgnana, draga mannakorn og \u00edhuga textann, \u00e1samt \u00fev\u00ed lesa b\u00e6n dagsins \u00ed S\u00e1lmab\u00f3kinni. M\u00e9r var sagt a\u00f0 l\u00edta \u00e1 \u00feetta sem \u00e6fingu \u00ed a\u00f0 kyrra hugann. \u00deetta ger\u00f0i \u00e9g og var\u00f0 gott af.<\/p>\n

M\u00e9r finnst svona b\u00f3k eins og Alkasamf\u00e9lagi\u00f0<\/em> Orra\u00a0ansi h\u00e6ttuleg \u00e1kve\u00f0num h\u00f3pi.\u00a0 Hva\u00f0 me\u00f0 alla \u00fe\u00e1 sem segja: \u00c9g l\u00e6t afvatna mig \u00ed L\u00edbr\u00edum\u00fej\u00f3nustu Vogs; hitti svo bara J\u00f3n og Gunnu \u00fat\u00ed b\u00e6 yfir kaffisopa og l\u00e6t \u00feetta AA batter\u00ed alveg eiga sig: \u00dea\u00f0 er hvort sem er b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 s\u00fdna hva\u00f0 \u00feetta er miki\u00f0 kjaft\u00e6\u00f0i allt saman! V\u00edgsta\u00f0a a\u00f0standenda ver\u00f0ur mun verri og m\u00f6guleikar \u00e1 virkri \u00edhlutun \u00feeirra, vinnuveitenda e\u00f0a annarra sem vilja bata alk\u00f3h\u00f3lista. \u00c9g er doldi\u00f0 hr\u00e6dd um a\u00f0 \u00feessi \u00e1kve\u00f0ni alkah\u00f3pur l\u00edti lipurlega fram hj\u00e1 \u00ferett\u00e1n \u00e1ra linnulitlum tilraunum til edr\u00famennsku e\u00f0a \u00feeim misheppnu\u00f0u me\u00f0fer\u00f0um sem \u00e1 endanum leiddu til ni\u00f0urst\u00f6\u00f0u Orra.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n

L\u00e6t \u00fe\u00e1 \u00feessu tipli loki\u00f0 …\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

B\u00fain me\u00f0 b\u00f3kina, hef fullt af sko\u00f0unum \u00e1 henni en mun einungis tipla kringum \u00f6rf\u00e1 atri\u00f0i. Yfirl\u00fdst markmi\u00f0 Orra Har\u00f0arsonar me\u00f0 \u00feessari b\u00f3k er a\u00f0 benda f\u00f3lki \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 geti or\u00f0i\u00f0 edr\u00fa og hamingjusamt …<\/span> Read More …<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}