{"id":39,"date":"2008-10-10T21:06:47","date_gmt":"2008-10-10T21:06:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harpa.blogg.is\/2008-10-10\/um-afallahjalp-og-aralanga-reynslu-i-ad-halda-ser-a-floti\/"},"modified":"2008-10-10T21:06:47","modified_gmt":"2008-10-10T21:06:47","slug":"um-afallahjalp-og-aralanga-reynslu-i-ad-halda-ser-a-floti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/2008\/10\/10\/um-afallahjalp-og-aralanga-reynslu-i-ad-halda-ser-a-floti\/","title":{"rendered":"Um \u00e1fallahj\u00e1lp og \u00e1ralanga reynslu \u00ed a\u00f0 halda s\u00e9r \u00e1 floti"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00cd \u00fatvarpinu \u00e1\u00f0an var ge\u00f0l\u00e6knir a\u00f0 l\u00fdsa \u00fev\u00ed hvernig fj\u00e1rm\u00e1lahavar\u00edi\u00f0 g\u00e6ti sett f\u00f3lk gj\u00f6rsamlega \u00far sambandi og kv\u00ed\u00f0inn og \u00feunglyndi\u00f0 teki\u00f0 vi\u00f0. Sk\u00f6mmu \u00e1\u00f0ur haf\u00f0i einhver g\u00e1fa\u00f0ur ma\u00f0ur veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 l\u00fdsa \u00e1standi \u00feorra f\u00f3lks\u00a0sem sorgarvi\u00f0br\u00f6g\u00f0um og m\u00e6tti b\u00faast vi\u00f0 ofbo\u00f0slegri rei\u00f0i \u00feegar dofinn dv\u00ednar. \u00c9g hra\u00f0renndi svo gegnum langa bloggf\u00e6rslu P\u00e9turs Tyrfingssonar<\/a> um hverjir \u00feurfa \u00e1fallahj\u00e1lp og hverjir ekki (og hvers vegna) en nenni sosum ekki a\u00f0 t\u00edna \u00fea\u00f0an neitt; f\u00f3lki \u00e1 kaldh\u00e6\u00f0nu l\u00ednunni mun finnast f\u00e6rslan skemmtileg.<\/p>\n

<\/a>\u00c9g hef engar \u00e1hyggjur af m\u00e9r sj\u00e1lfri.\u00a0 Sama hvussu dj\u00fap kreppa ver\u00f0ur og sama \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e1ratuga sparna\u00f0ur fari til fjandans: Ef ma\u00f0ur er fr\u00edskur \u00fe\u00e1 er allt anna\u00f0 h\u00famb\u00fakk. M\u00ednir ge\u00f0sj\u00fakd\u00f3mar hafa aldrei tengst neinu \u00ed umhverfinu svo \u00e9g reikna ekkert s\u00e9rstaklega me\u00f0 a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a veik e\u00f0a veikari n\u00fana. Til allra lukku eru allir fj\u00f6lmi\u00f0lar svo hundlei\u00f0inlegir \u00ed umfj\u00f6llun um okkar st\u00f3ra vandam\u00e1l a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er \u00ed rauninni sj\u00e1lfkrafa sl\u00f6kkvandi \u00e1 \u00feeim. Svolei\u00f0is a\u00f0 \u00e9g r\u00edsla m\u00e9r vi\u00f0 m\u00edn daglegu st\u00f6rf og for\u00f0ast heims\u00f3s\u00f3matal \u00e1 kennarastofunni eins og heitan eldinn.\u00a0 – Vilji einhver sj\u00e1 st\u00e6rri \u00fatg\u00e1fu af \u00feessum se\u00f0li sem hefur sirk\u00falera\u00f0 \u00ed t\u00f6lvup\u00f3sti \u00ed dag er bara a\u00f0 smella \u00e1 litlu myndina. Bankinn ku heita KGB. Svona andheims\u00f3mi er m\u00e9r a\u00f0 skapi.<\/p>\n

Aftur \u00e1 m\u00f3ti hef \u00e9g d\u00e1litlar \u00e1hyggjur af unglingunum okkar, eftir a\u00f0 hafa gengi\u00f0 fram \u00e1 nokkra talandi um vexti og ver\u00f0b\u00e6tur. \u00cd kennslu skemmtilega \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6ga h\u00f3psins \u00ed dag var \u00e9g spur\u00f0 hvert mitt slagor\u00f0 v\u00e6ri \u00ed \u00feessari kreppu. \u00c9g reyndi fyrst a\u00f0 pumpa h\u00f3pinn hvort hann hef\u00f0i ekki teki\u00f0 eftir bolunum m\u00ednum tveimur sem sk\u00f6rtu\u00f0u n\u00fdjasta sl\u00f3ganinu e\u00f0a frasanum. \u00deau mundu sum eftir \u00feessum bl\u00e1a (en voru \u00f3samm\u00e1la \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann minnti \u00e1 M\u00f6mmu m\u00edu – \u00feessi az\u00farbl\u00e1i litur … en ekki meir um \u00fea\u00f0). \u00c1 bolunum er tilvitnun \u00ed Nikos Kazantzakis: \u00c9g v\u00e6nti einskis \/ \u00c9g \u00f3ttast ekkert \/ \u00c9g er frj\u00e1ls.<\/p>\n

B\u00f6rnin voru ekkert ginkeypt fyrir \u00feessum frasa en m\u00e9r s\u00fdndist \u00feau betur vakandi me\u00f0an \u00e9g f\u00f3r me\u00f0 \u00e6\u00f0ruleysisb\u00e6nina og m\u00e6lti me\u00f0 henni til hj\u00e1lpar \u00ed hvers kyns vol\u00e6\u00f0i. Au\u00f0vita\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00e9g a\u00f0 vera a\u00f0 kenna \u00feeim hvernig skuli h\u00f6ggva mann og annan og einhver \u00fe\u00fasund \u00e1ra g\u00f6mul \u00e1stardr\u00f6mu (s.s. \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0ararfinn). En af \u00fev\u00ed \u00feetta er framhaldssk\u00f3li get \u00e9g blanda\u00f0 gu\u00f0i \u00ed m\u00e1lin \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 hafa \u00e1hyggjur af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 tr\u00faleysisbols\u00e9v\u00edkar blandi s\u00e9r \u00ed m\u00e1lin \ud83d\ude09 Svo ekki s\u00e9 n\u00fa minnst \u00e1 vor\u00f6nnina \u00feegar \u00e9g ey\u00f0i vikum \u00ed basl \u00deangbrands og hina \u00e1g\u00e6tu kristnit\u00f6ku sem t\u00f3kst fyrir rest. En \u00e6\u00f0ruleysisb\u00e6nin hefur \u00e1vallt reynst m\u00e9r vel til a\u00f0 hafa stj\u00f3rn \u00e1 kr\u00f3n\u00edskum kv\u00ed\u00f0anum og m\u00e1 \u00e6tla a\u00f0 h\u00fan n\u00fdtist \u00f6\u00f0rum \u00e1hyggjufullum einnig. Hvernig \u00e6tli \u00fev\u00ed yr\u00f0i teki\u00f0 ef \u00e9g hengdi hana skrautskrifa\u00f0a upp \u00e1 vegg \u00ed kennslustofunni? Reyndar yr\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera feik-skrautskrift \u00far t\u00f6lvu \u00fev\u00ed st\u00f6\u00f0ugur handskj\u00e1lfti var\u00f0 til \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00e9g var\u00f0 a\u00f0 leggja \u00feetta hobb\u00ed \u00e1 hilluna fyrir nokkrum \u00e1rum.<\/p>\n

Fyrir\u00a0st\u00f3rfj\u00f6lskylduna \u00ed maski:\u00a0 Sko\u00f0i\u00f0 myndas\u00f6fnin hans Steina<\/a>! N\u00fdlega voru m.a. settar inn myndir af laugvetnskum st\u00fadentum, flestum hro\u00f0alega alvarlegum \u00e1 svip! Sj\u00e1lf er \u00e9g alveg stopp \u00ed myndvinnslunni af \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g \u00fearf a\u00f0 sinna vinnunni og v\u00e9r m\u00f3\u00f0urm\u00e1larar erum yfirleitt a\u00f0 drukkna \u00ed heimaverkefnum.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00cd \u00fatvarpinu \u00e1\u00f0an var ge\u00f0l\u00e6knir a\u00f0 l\u00fdsa \u00fev\u00ed hvernig fj\u00e1rm\u00e1lahavar\u00edi\u00f0 g\u00e6ti sett f\u00f3lk gj\u00f6rsamlega \u00far sambandi og kv\u00ed\u00f0inn og \u00feunglyndi\u00f0 teki\u00f0 vi\u00f0. Sk\u00f6mmu \u00e1\u00f0ur haf\u00f0i einhver g\u00e1fa\u00f0ur ma\u00f0ur veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 l\u00fdsa \u00e1standi \u00feorra f\u00f3lks\u00a0sem sorgarvi\u00f0br\u00f6g\u00f0um …<\/span> Read More …<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}