{"id":420,"date":"2012-05-06T17:32:53","date_gmt":"2012-05-06T17:32:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harpa.blogg.is\/2012-05-06\/skald-heimilisins\/"},"modified":"2013-11-21T09:20:28","modified_gmt":"2013-11-21T09:20:28","slug":"skald-heimilisins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/2012\/05\/06\/skald-heimilisins\/","title":{"rendered":"Sk\u00e1ld heimilisins"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Tveir\u00c9g renndi yfir helstu fr\u00e9ttir og blogg og datt ekkert \u00ed hug sem h\u00e6gt v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 blogga um, ekkert merkilegt a\u00f0 ske, greinilega. En \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g s\u00e9 svona sko\u00f0analaus er sk\u00e1ld heimilisins, Fr. J\u00f3sef\u00edna Dietrich, mj\u00f6g p\u00f3lit\u00edsk og\u00a0afdr\u00e1ttarlaus \u00ed sko\u00f0unum \u00e1 mannl\u00edfinu og \u00fdmsu \u00f6\u00f0ru. H\u00fan styttir s\u00e9r stundir me\u00f0 yrkingum, milli sinna miklu mannfr\u00e6\u00f0ist\u00fad\u00eda og tv\u00edblindra atferlisme\u00f0fer\u00f0arranns\u00f3kna. \u00dea\u00f0 er \u00fev\u00ed handh\u00e6gt fyrir andlausan bloggara a\u00f0 blogga b\u00f3kmenntafr\u00e6\u00f0ilega f\u00e6rslu um sk\u00e1ldm\u00e6ringinn J\u00f3sef\u00ednu Dietrich. (Myndin s\u00fdnir tvo heimspekinga heimilisins … \u00e6tti a\u00f0 blasa vi\u00f0 hvor er h\u00e6rra settur.)<\/p>\n

J\u00f3sef\u00edna\u00a0orti \u00ed g\u00e6r\u00a0um N\u00fab\u00f3 nokkurn sem h\u00fan d\u00e1ir mj\u00f6g enda er\u00a0s\u00e1 gulur … og l\u00e9t \u00e1 sinni Facebook<\/em> fylgja h\u00e1\u00f0sgl\u00f3su um r\u00e1\u00f0herra sem h\u00fan hefur n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega ekkert \u00e1lit \u00e1 (s\u00e1 er hvorki gulur n\u00e9 duglegur a\u00f0 merkja):<\/p>\n

M\u00edn vegna m\u00e1 sk\u00f6mmin hann \u00d6mmi vera \u00e1 b\u00f6mmer. Vi\u00f0 \u00feessi gulu st\u00f6ndum saman:<\/p>\n

Kominn upp \u00e1 N\u00fab\u00f3s n\u00e1\u00f0!
\nN\u00fa f\u00e1 gulir v\u00f6ldin h\u00e9r!
\nK\u00e1tir eins’og kisa’a\u00f0 br\u00e1\u00f0
\nK\u00ednverjarnir leika s\u00e9r.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

J\u00f3sef\u00edna deilir ekki sko\u00f0unum \u00e1 forsetaframbj\u00f3\u00f0endum me\u00f0 neinum \u00e1 \u00feessu heimili enda grundvallar h\u00fan \u00fe\u00e6r \u00e1 \u00f6\u00f0ru en vi\u00f0 f\u00e1v\u00edst f\u00f3lki\u00f0: “Mj\u00e1, mj\u00e1, mj\u00e1 … b\u00fainn a\u00f0 mj\u00e1lma meira en allir hinir til samans .. en \u00fea\u00f0 gildir ekki bara a\u00f0 mj\u00e1lma … \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fearf a\u00f0 merkja” segir h\u00fan um \u00e1kve\u00f0inn frambj\u00f3\u00f0anda sem henni er svona heldur \u00ed n\u00f6p vi\u00f0.\u00a0 \u00cd \u00feessu eins og \u00f6\u00f0ru r\u00e1\u00f0ast sko\u00f0anir hennar af \u00feeirri vissu a\u00f0 gulir s\u00e9u bestir og a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 fressi\u00f0 sem er duglegast a\u00f0 merkja s\u00e9 r\u00e9ttbori\u00f0 yfirfress. A\u00f0d\u00e1un s\u00edna greipir d\u00fdri\u00f0 litla svo \u00ed kve\u00f0skap:<\/p>\n

Einhver var a\u00f0 hl\u00e6ja \u00feegar \u00e9g kom inn
\nkannski a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 hafi veri\u00f0 fressinn minn.
\nJ\u00e6ja, n\u00fa j\u00e6ja og l\u00e1tum hann hl\u00e6ja
\n\u00e1 Bessasta\u00f0i fer hann n\u00fa \u00ed fimmta sinn.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Anna\u00f0 d\u00e6mi:<\/p>\n

Fressi\u00f0 Dalai d\u00e1sama \u00e9g daga’og n\u00e6tur,
\nhversu langt \u00fea\u00f0 gengi\u00f0 getur,
\ngeri a\u00f0rir lamar betur.<\/p>\n

Bessasta\u00f0a fagurt fressi\u00f0 fr\u00e6gast er,
\nmj\u00f6g \u00e1 sta\u00f0i marga fer
\nog merkir s\u00e9r.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\u00de\u00e1 sjaldan Fr. Dietrich nennir a\u00f0 tj\u00e1 sig um tr\u00fam\u00e1l s\u00e9st a\u00f0 h\u00fan hugsar d\u00fdpra og er \u00ed sterkari tengslum vi\u00f0 alheimsk\u00f6ttinn en nokkur af al\u00fe\u00fd\u00f0u heimilisins. T.d. \u00feessi tilvitnun um daginn: \u201eOg \u00e9g s\u00e1 hundt\u00edk sitja \u00e1 skarlatsrau\u00f0ri ryksugu og haf\u00f0i h\u00fan lafandi tungu og t\u00edu skott.\u201c (\u00dar Opinberunarb\u00f3k J\u00f3sef\u00ednu)”. Til a\u00f0 gle\u00f0ja vissan lesendah\u00f3p bloggsins m\u00edns m\u00e1 og nefna a\u00f0 J\u00f3sef\u00edna tj\u00e1\u00f0i sig au\u00f0vita\u00f0 um hj\u00e1l\u00e6kningar og hindurvitni: “Mj\u00e1, mj\u00e1, mj\u00e1 – sj\u00e1lf hef \u00e9g gert tv\u00f6 kraftaverk – anna\u00f0 me\u00f0 v\u00edsikl\u00f3 \u00e1 vinstri loppu og hitt me\u00f0 r\u00f3funni – en \u00fea\u00f0 voru n\u00fa ekki ger\u00f0ar heimildamyndir um \u00fea\u00f0” og f\u00e9kk \u00feessa l\u00fdsandi athugasemd fr\u00e1 a\u00f0d\u00e1anda: “\u00de\u00e9r eru\u00f0 sj\u00e1lf eitt gangandi kraftaverk mj\u00e1 mj\u00e1hhhhhh.” Sem er vissulega r\u00e9tt.<\/p>\n

J\u00f3sef\u00edna er\u00a0fem\u00ednisti\u00a0eins og s\u00e9st \u00e1 \u00feessu lj\u00f3\u00f0i:<\/p>\n

\u00c9g er fagur fem\u00ednisti og fer \u00e1 kostum,
\nmalandi l\u00e6t r\u00edmi\u00f0 renna,
\nraula fyrir m\u00e1lsta\u00f0 kvenna.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Og hefur rauns\u00e6tt sj\u00e1lfsmat \u00f3l\u00edkt m\u00f6rgum tv\u00edf\u00e6ttum fem\u00ednistanum:<\/p>\n

Katt\u00ferifin me\u00f0 kattartungu kattarr\u00f3fu
\n\u00fev\u00e6r og snyrtir lo\u00f0na loppu
\nl\u00e6\u00f0a gul me\u00f0 fr\u00ed\u00f0a snoppu.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\u00c1hugas\u00f6mum unnendum g\u00f3\u00f0ra lj\u00f3\u00f0a er bent \u00e1 Nokkur gullfalleg lj\u00f3\u00f0 sem J\u00f3sef\u00ednan sj\u00e1lf hefur frumort (2. \u00fatg\u00e1fa aukin mj\u00f6g og endurb\u00e6tt)<\/a>. Lj\u00f3\u00f0ab\u00f3kin er myndskreytt af og me\u00f0 sk\u00e1ldinu sj\u00e1lfu. \u00dear m\u00e1 finna kaflana Tregr\u00f3f, Brei\u00f0fj\u00f6r\u00f0, J\u00f3las\u00e1lma, Nokkur p\u00f3lit\u00edsk lj\u00f3\u00f0 o.fl.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00c9g renndi yfir helstu fr\u00e9ttir og blogg og datt ekkert \u00ed hug sem h\u00e6gt v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 blogga um, ekkert merkilegt a\u00f0 ske, greinilega. En \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g s\u00e9 svona sko\u00f0analaus er sk\u00e1ld heimilisins, Fr. J\u00f3sef\u00edna Dietrich, …<\/span> Read More …<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daglegt-lif","category-oflokka"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=420"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/420\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":665,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/420\/revisions\/665"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}