{"id":459,"date":"2012-11-11T20:08:19","date_gmt":"2012-11-11T20:08:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harpa.blogg.is\/2012-11-11\/jakvaed-faersla\/"},"modified":"2013-11-21T09:03:13","modified_gmt":"2013-11-21T09:03:13","slug":"jakvaed-faersla","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/2012\/11\/11\/jakvaed-faersla\/","title":{"rendered":"J\u00e1kv\u00e6\u00f0 f\u00e6rsla"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c9g spur\u00f0i manninn: &#8220;Um hva\u00f0 \u00e6tti \u00e9g a\u00f0 blogga eitthva\u00f0 j\u00e1kv\u00e6tt?&#8221; Hann stakk au\u00f0vita\u00f0 upp \u00e1 bloggi um gula einstaklinginn &#8230; en \u00e9g er n\u00fdb\u00fain a\u00f0 blogga um\u00a0hann. Svo \u00e9g reyni a\u00f0 t\u00edna til sittl\u00edti\u00f0 af hvurju anna\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3tt au\u00f0vita\u00f0 s\u00e9 Fr. Dietrich \u00f3umdeilanlegt j\u00e1kv\u00e6tt vi\u00f0fangsefni. (\u00c9g hef nefnilega fengi\u00f0 n\u00f3g af neikv\u00e6\u00f0ni og hef \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0 a\u00f0 h\u00e6tta a\u00f0 lesa &#8220;fr\u00e9ttir&#8221;\u00a0sumra vefmi\u00f0la + athugasemdadr\u00e6sur og sumt anna\u00f0 netkyns\u00a0&#8211; \u00fea\u00f0 er mannskemmandi.)<\/p>\n<p>J\u00e1kv\u00e6tt? Tja &#8230; \u00ed l\u00edfi \u00f6ryrkjans gerist sosum ekki margt en \u00fea\u00f0 m\u00e1 einbl\u00edna \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e1 j\u00e1kv\u00e6\u00f0u sm\u00e1muni sem\u00a0gefast\u00a0\u00ed umhverfinu. M\u00e1 nefna klukkustundarlabbit\u00far \u00ed dag um\u00a0\u00feann g\u00f3\u00f0a Skaga\u00a0og upp \u00ed Gar\u00f0alund.\u00a0(\u00c9g er nefnilega h\u00e6tt a\u00f0 labba nor\u00f0anmegin \u00e1 nesinu \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g nenni ekki a\u00f0 ergja mig \u00e1 eigendum lausra hunda og svo framarlega sem \u00e9g f\u00e6 m\u00e9r sj\u00e1lf ekki alminlegan sjeffer til a\u00f0 vappa lausan m\u00e9r vi\u00f0 hli\u00f0 er \u00e9g alls ekki \u00f3hult \u00feeim megin.) \u00c1 Langasandi er alltaf s\u00f3l, l\u00edka \u00feegar rignir.<\/p>\n<p>F\u00f3r \u00e1\u00f0an \u00e1 kaffih\u00fas me\u00f0 vinkonu minni; OK, \u00feetta er ekki beinl\u00ednis kaffih\u00fas heldur \u00edsb\u00fa\u00f0 en\u00a0\u00fearna f\u00e6st besta kaffi\u00f0 \u00e1\u00a0Skaganum. Svo vi\u00f0 l\u00e9tum okkur hafa \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 sitja \u00e1 barst\u00f3lum vi\u00f0 skenk &#8211; hva\u00f0 gerir ma\u00f0ur ekki fyrir gott kaffi? Hugguleg stund a\u00f0 venju.<\/p>\n<p>Helgin hefur veri\u00f0 lj\u00faf og letileg, sloppadagur \u00e1 Joe Boxer \u00ed g\u00e6r, hangi\u00f0 yfir b\u00f3kum, sunnudagskrossg\u00e1tunni og\u00a0au\u00f0vita\u00f0 horft \u00e1 Matador. \u00c9g hef meira a\u00f0 segja misst mig\u00a0\u00ed Solitaire af og til, sem\u00a0\u00e9g hef ekki lagt \u00ed m\u00f6rg \u00e1r. N\u00fana er \u00e9g a\u00f0 lesa <em>Klingivalsinn<\/em> (Klinkevalsen) eftir Jane Aamund, mikinn upp\u00e1haldsh\u00f6fund. Alveg er \u00e9g handviss um a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef s\u00e9\u00f0 sj\u00f3nvarps\u00fe\u00e6tti eftir \u00feessari b\u00f3k, \u00e1n \u00feess \u00e9g muni neitt eftir s\u00f6gu\u00fer\u00e6\u00f0inum &#8230; \u00e9g s\u00e9 nefnilega a\u00f0alpers\u00f3nuna fyrir m\u00e9r svo lj\u00f3slifandi a\u00f0 \u00e9g hl\u00fdt a\u00f0 hafa s\u00e9\u00f0 hana \u00e1 mynd.<\/p>\n<p>Af n\u00fdjum b\u00f3kum er \u00e9g b\u00fain a\u00f0 lesa stutta titla: <em>Sk\u00e1ld<\/em> og <em>Rof<\/em>. Og svo n\u00e1tt\u00farlega <em>Mensalder<\/em> og <em>Kattasams\u00e6ri\u00f0<\/em>. Veit ekki hvort telst me\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g las textana \u00ed <em>Or\u00f0, krydd &amp; kr\u00e1sir<\/em> og sko\u00f0a\u00f0i myndirnar en\u00a0sleppti \u00fev\u00ed\u00a0a\u00f0 lesa uppskriftir enda ber \u00e9g ekki vi\u00f0 eldamennsku. \u00deetta eru allt f\u00ednar b\u00e6kur af \u00f3l\u00edku t\u00e6i.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c1 hverjum degi, upp \u00e1 s\u00ed\u00f0kasti\u00f0, l\u00e6\u00f0ist t\u00f3mi\u00f0 mikla aftan a\u00f0 m\u00e9r en me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 r\u00edghalda \u00ed lj\u00f3sa punkta, passa a\u00f0 einf\u00f6ld atri\u00f0i s\u00e9u \u00ed lagi (eins og a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 f\u00e6tur fyrir \u00e1tta \u00e1 morgnana alveg burts\u00e9\u00f0 fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed hven\u00e6r m\u00e9r t\u00f3kst a\u00f0 sofna, fara \u00ed langan g\u00f6ngut\u00far svo framarlega sem ve\u00f0ri\u00f0 er ekki snarvitlaust, setja m\u00e9r fyrir eitthva\u00f0 skemmtilegt \u00e1 hverjum degi, lei\u00f0r\u00e9tta hugsanaskekkjur\u00a0o.s.fr. &#8230; \u00feetta er vo\u00f0al\u00edkt me\u00f0m\u00e6ltu alkapr\u00f3grammi og eflaust m\u00f6rgu \u00f6\u00f0ru) hefur m\u00e9r til \u00feessa tekist a\u00f0 hrekja t\u00f3mi\u00f0 \u00e1 brott.\u00a0Svo\u00a0\u00e9g er fr\u00edskari en \u00e9g hef veri\u00f0 \u00ed m\u00f6rg \u00e1r.<\/p>\n<p>\u00dea\u00f0 sem mig vantar helst er meiri umgengni vi\u00f0 f\u00f3lk. \u00c9g k\u00edkti \u00e1\u00f0an \u00e1 stundaskr\u00e1r og n\u00e1msframbo\u00f0 \u00ed H\u00cd\u00a0\u00e1 vor\u00f6nninni en fann f\u00e1tt spennandi \u00fear. Samt leita\u00f0i \u00e9g l\u00edka \u00ed gu\u00f0fr\u00e6\u00f0ideildinni \ud83d\ude09\u00a0 M\u00e9r\u00a0leggst eitthva\u00f0 til, \u00fea\u00f0 er \u00e9g viss um. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00c9g spur\u00f0i manninn: &#8220;Um hva\u00f0 \u00e6tti \u00e9g a\u00f0 blogga eitthva\u00f0 j\u00e1kv\u00e6tt?&#8221; Hann stakk au\u00f0vita\u00f0 upp \u00e1 bloggi um gula einstaklinginn &#8230; en \u00e9g er n\u00fdb\u00fain a\u00f0 blogga um\u00a0hann. 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