{"id":50,"date":"2008-11-01T14:59:04","date_gmt":"2008-11-01T14:59:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harpa.blogg.is\/2008-11-01\/ekki-daud-ur-ollum-aedum\/"},"modified":"2008-11-01T14:59:04","modified_gmt":"2008-11-01T14:59:04","slug":"ekki-daud-ur-ollum-aedum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/2008\/11\/01\/ekki-daud-ur-ollum-aedum\/","title":{"rendered":"Ekki dau\u00f0 \u00far \u00f6llum \u00e6\u00f0um!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Titillinn er eiginlega tv\u00edv\u00edsandi, \u00fe.e.a.s. annars vegar\u00a0\u00e1 “fr\u00fds \u00ed \u00e6\u00f0um bl\u00f3\u00f0” vel vi\u00f0 \u00feegar m\u00e9r finnst renna \u00edskalt eitthva\u00f0 inni \u00ed m\u00e9r.\u00a0 Mest er \u00feetta aftan \u00e1 h\u00f6f\u00f0inu – skr\u00edtin tilfinning en ekki sl\u00e6m. B\u00f3kmenntaleg t\u00falkun er a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 ekki bl\u00f3\u00f0heit pers\u00f3na. M\u00e9r \u00fe\u00e6tti gaman a\u00f0 vita hvort bl\u00f3\u00f0heitar + \u00feunglyndar pers\u00f3nur kvenkyns finnist \u00f3verh\u00f3ved \u00ed heimsb\u00f3kmenntunum.<\/p>\n

Hins vegar \u00e1 fyrirs\u00f6gnin vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00ed g\u00e6r var\u00f0 \u00e9g svo rei\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef\u00f0i geta\u00f0 drepi\u00f0 mann!\u00a0 \u00deetta er yndisleg tilfinning \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur hefur veri\u00f0 alslj\u00f3r og fre\u00f0inn \u00ed langan t\u00edma. \u00cd g\u00e6r var nefnilega h\u00fallumh\u00e6i\u00f0 Skammhlaup<\/em>\u00a0\u00ed sk\u00f3lanum m\u00ednum og var fr\u00e1 upphafi lj\u00f3st a\u00f0 betra hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 sitja heima!<\/p>\n

M\u00e9r skilst a\u00f0 \u00ed\u00fer\u00f3tta\u00ferautirnar hafi ekki gefi\u00f0 amr\u00edskum hersk\u00f3la\u00e6fingum neitt eftir \u00ed \u00e1hrifum og \u00e1standi \u00fe\u00e1tttakenda eftir f\u00fatti\u00f0, \u00a0auk \u00feess sem \u00fe\u00e6r t\u00f3ku helmingi lengri t\u00edma en \u00e1\u00e6tla\u00f0 var.<\/p>\n

T\u00edmasetning annarra atri\u00f0a var \u00fear me\u00f0 \u00ed h\u00f6nk. M\u00e9r var sama \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g n\u00fdtti t\u00edmann \u00ed a\u00f0 vinna ney\u00f0ar-kennslug\u00f6gn \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g er svo \u00e1 eftir mi\u00f0a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 kennslu\u00e1\u00e6tlun. \u00deegar litlu lj\u00f3sin komu \u00ed s\u00edna \u00edslensku\u00feraut kom \u00ed lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 n\u00e1nast enginn kann a\u00f0ra bragl\u00ednu \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0s\u00f6ngsins en n\u00e1nast allir kunna 4. l\u00ednu Pipark\u00f6kus\u00f6ngsins.\u00a0 (\u00c9g sting \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 Teiti Atlasyni, g\u00f3\u00f0kunningja m\u00ednum,\u00a0og f\u00e9l\u00f6gum hans a\u00f0 berjast fyrir a\u00f0 “\u00deegar pipark\u00f6kur bakar ….” ver\u00f0i ger\u00f0ur a\u00f0 \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0s\u00f6ng enda hvergi minnst \u00e1 gu\u00f0 \u00ed \u00feeim \u00e1g\u00e6ta texta.)<\/p>\n

\u00c9g gaf fyrir m\u00edna \u00feraut og ra\u00f0a\u00f0i li\u00f0um skv. \u00fear til ger\u00f0u matsbla\u00f0i – j\u00far\u00f3vissj\u00f3nr\u00f6\u00f0un var talin alheppilegust \u00ed \u00e1r. \u00d3umfl\u00fdjanlega st\u00f3\u00f0u nokkur li\u00f0 sig jafn vel, h\u00e9r og \u00fear \u00e1 skalanum og \u00fev\u00ed voru t.d. 3 li\u00f0 me\u00f0 7 r\u00e9tt af 10. Svo \u00e9g gaf \u00feremur li\u00f0um einkunnina 12 (douze points) o.s.fr.<\/p>\n

\u00deegar \u00e9g skila\u00f0i bla\u00f0inu inn \u00feannig var\u00f0 allt vitlaust:\u00a0 Svona \u00e1tti nefnilega ekki a\u00f0 gera og einungis 1 li\u00f0 a\u00f0 f\u00e1 12 stig. \u00c9g spur\u00f0i stj\u00f3rnandann hvernig svo m\u00e6tti b\u00faa um hn\u00fata ef ger\u00f0 v\u00e6ri sk\u00edtl\u00e9tt \u00feraut \u00ed 10 li\u00f0um. Svari\u00f0 var a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef\u00f0i \u00e1tt a\u00f0 hafa ritunarspurningu! \u00c9g haf\u00f0i ekki heyrt \u00feetta fyrr og tilkynnti a\u00f0 \u00e9g t\u00e6ki aldrei aldrei aftur \u00fe\u00e1tt \u00ed \u00feessu hall\u00e6ris-h\u00fallumh\u00e6i og v\u00e6ri \u00fear af lei\u00f0andi sk\u00edtsama. \u00cd sama mund kom e\u00f0lisfr\u00e6\u00f0ikennarinn me\u00f0 akk\u00farat eins \u00fatfyllt bla\u00f0 og \u00e9g (margar t\u00f3lfur).<\/p>\n

Uppi \u00ed vinnuherbergi hitti \u00e9g S\u00f6gukennara A sem haf\u00f0i fyrirfram vita\u00f0 af ritunarspurningunni, f\u00e9kk uppl\u00fdsingarnar fr\u00e1 S\u00f6gukennara B.\u00a0 Aftur \u00e1 m\u00f3ti haf\u00f0i \u00cdslenskukennara C veri\u00f0 sagt eftir \u00e1 a\u00f0 ra\u00f0a nemendum \u00e1 listann eftir \u00fev\u00ed hver af h\u00e6sta h\u00f3pi kom fyrstur og hver annar o.s.fr. og haf\u00f0i hann einmitt \u00feurft a\u00f0 grufla svol\u00edti\u00f0 yfir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 muna hven\u00e6r hver og einn keppandi m\u00e6tti. \u00c9g tilkynnti \u00fearna a\u00f0 aldrig \u00ed livet t\u00e6ki \u00e9g \u00fe\u00e1tt \u00ed svona geggjun aftur!<\/p>\n

Ni\u00f0ri vi\u00f0 stigav\u00f6rsluna var hins vegar allt \u00e1 su\u00f0upunkti \u00fev\u00ed sumir \u00ed framkv\u00e6mdastj\u00f3rninni h\u00f6f\u00f0u sagt li\u00f0unum a\u00f0 \u00feau m\u00e6ttu keppa \u00ed b\u00f3kn\u00e1ms\u00ferautunum \u00ed hva\u00f0a r\u00f6\u00f0 sem \u00feau vildu. Af hyggjuviti m\u00ednu, \u00fe\u00f3tt l\u00edtil kona s\u00e9, s\u00e1 \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00feetta myndi n\u00fa ekki r\u00edma s\u00e9rlega vel vi\u00f0 t\u00edmar\u00f6\u00f0un efstustiga-li\u00f0a …<\/p>\n

\u00cd \u00e1r var keppt \u00ed a\u00f0 safna s\u00edgarettustubbum \u00ed kringum sk\u00f3lann.\u00a0 \u00deetta er n\u00e1tt\u00farlega svo brj\u00e1l\u00e6\u00f0islega nas\u00edsk hugmynd, \u00ed besta falli sprottin af illgirni, a\u00f0 \u00e9g reikna\u00f0i aldrei me\u00f0 a\u00f0 sk\u00f3lameistari t\u00e6ki hana \u00ed m\u00e1l. En stundum ver\u00f0ur a\u00f0 reikna aftur og aftur: \u00deegar \u00e9g var a\u00f0 fara heim, gu\u00f0sfegin, m\u00e6tti \u00e9g tveimur af m\u00ednum nemendum me\u00f0 plastpoka, rennblauta s\u00edgarettustubba og blessunarlega haf\u00f0i einhver haft vit \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 gera \u00fe\u00e1 \u00fat me\u00f0 einnota plasthanska.\u00a0 \u00c9g var svona a\u00f0 vona a\u00f0 str\u00e1karnir m\u00ednir \u00e6ttu s\u00e9ns en fyrir utan sk\u00f3lann st\u00f3\u00f0 nemandi me\u00f0 tvo risast\u00f3ra gl\u00e6ra poka, fulla af s\u00edgarettustubbum og s\u00edgarettup\u00f6kkum. \u00c9g reikna me\u00f0 a\u00f0 eldri nemendur hafi eki\u00f0 einn hring um pl\u00e1ssi\u00f0 og losa\u00f0 \u00fati-\u00f6skubakka og jafnvel r\u00f3ta\u00f0 \u00ed ruslatunnum b\u00e6jarins. \u00deeir nemendur hafa \u00e1byggilega\u00a0einir n\u00e1\u00f0 douze points \u00ed\u00a0stubba\u00ferautinni.<\/p>\n

N\u00e6sta \u00e1r liggur beint fyrir a\u00f0 safna\u00a0tyggj\u00f3klessum, ef nota \u00e1 nemendur\u00a0sem\u00a0\u00ferifna\u00f0arafl stofnunarinnar. Sennilega er betra a\u00f0 vigta afraksturinn en telja hverja klessu fyrir sig. Kl\u00e1rir nemendur myndu fara yfir alla rusladalla sk\u00f3lans og t\u00edna upp nik\u00f3t\u00ednklessurnar \u00fat \u00far kennurum s\u00ednum, sem ver\u00f0ur or\u00f0i\u00f0 svo har\u00f0-, har\u00f0banna\u00f0 a\u00f0 reykja nema hinum megin vi\u00f0 g\u00f6tuna. Einnota plasthanskar dyg\u00f0u til a\u00f0\u00a0sl\u00e1 \u00e1 raddir um slef \u00fat \u00fat \u00f6\u00f0rum, alveg eins og n\u00fana.<\/p>\n

Muldrandi fyrir munni m\u00e9r: “Aldrei meir … aldrei meir” f\u00f3r \u00e9g heim og f\u00f3r a\u00f0 undirb\u00faa kennslu og n\u00e1m sem fer ekki fram me\u00f0 f\u00edflagangi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Titillinn er eiginlega tv\u00edv\u00edsandi, \u00fe.e.a.s. annars vegar\u00a0\u00e1 “fr\u00fds \u00ed \u00e6\u00f0um bl\u00f3\u00f0” vel vi\u00f0 \u00feegar m\u00e9r finnst renna \u00edskalt eitthva\u00f0 inni \u00ed m\u00e9r.\u00a0 Mest er \u00feetta aftan \u00e1 h\u00f6f\u00f0inu – skr\u00edtin tilfinning en ekki sl\u00e6m. B\u00f3kmenntaleg …<\/span> Read More …<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=50"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=50"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=50"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=50"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}