{"id":518,"date":"2013-06-23T11:23:25","date_gmt":"2013-06-23T11:23:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harpa.blogg.is\/2013-06-23\/dromun-a-netinu\/"},"modified":"2013-11-19T09:41:30","modified_gmt":"2013-11-19T09:41:30","slug":"dromun-a-netinu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/2013\/06\/23\/dromun-a-netinu\/","title":{"rendered":"Dr\u00f6mun \u00e1 Netinu"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00dea\u00f0 hefur f\u00e1tt markvert bori\u00f0 til t\u00ed\u00f0inda upp \u00e1 s\u00ed\u00f0kasti\u00f0. Kannski er \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feess vegna sem netheimar loga dag eftir dag yfir smotter\u00edi. Og or\u00f0brag\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00ed “umr\u00e6\u00f0um netverja” (kommentum Facebook<\/em>-notenda) er \u00feess lags a\u00f0 al\u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ukonu upp \u00e1 Skaga setur hlj\u00f3\u00f0a.<\/p>\n

Fyrst kom s\u00fa hryllingsfr\u00e9tt a\u00f0 halda \u00e6tti Fegur\u00f0arsamkeppni \u00cdslands \u00ed haust. Hildur Lilliendahl Vigg\u00f3sd\u00f3ttir og a\u00f0rir vaskir fem\u00ednistar skr\u00e1\u00f0u sig eins og skot \u00ed keppnina, g\u00e6ttu \u00feess a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta\u00a0netmi\u00f0la vita af \u00feessu og sumir fem\u00ednistar f\u00f3ru a\u00f0 safna handarkrikah\u00e1ri fyrir hausti\u00f0.\u00a0Facebook<\/em>-kommenterar f\u00f3ru offari yfir v\u00e6ntanlegri k\u00fagun kvenna. Svona keppni er nefnilega k\u00fagun kvenna\u00a0og valdstj\u00f3rnart\u00e6ki\u00a0illa innr\u00e6ttra karla \u00fev\u00ed allir vita a\u00f0 ekki er h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 keppa \u00ed fegur\u00f0.\u00a0\u00dea\u00f0 er hins vegar h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 keppa \u00ed staurabur\u00f0i og f\u00f3tamennt\u00a0og \u00fdmsu \u00f6\u00f0ru sem karlar keppa a\u00f0allega \u00ed. Fem\u00ednistarnir hafa a.m.k. ekkert vi\u00f0 svolei\u00f0is a\u00f0 athuga. \u00dearf varla a\u00f0 taka fram a\u00f0 Fegur\u00f0arsamkeppni \u00cdslands hefur aldrei veri\u00f0 eins r\u00e6kilega augl\u00fdst og n\u00fana. Enda sett met \u00ed skr\u00e1ningu \u00ed hana.<\/p>\n

DV<\/em> ger\u00f0i \u00fe\u00e1 st\u00f3rkostlegu uppg\u00f6tvun a\u00f0 forsetafr\u00fain hef\u00f0i flutt l\u00f6gheimili sitt til Englands fyrir h\u00e1lfu \u00e1ri. Kommenterar eru flestir \u00e1 sveif Dorritar enda kemur h\u00fan al\u00fe\u00fd\u00f0lega fyrir, segir skemmtilegar vitleysur \u00e1 \u00edslensku, kl\u00e6\u00f0ist stundum lopapeysu og \u00e1 hund sem h\u00fan elskar \u00far af l\u00edfinu. (Til sk\u00fdringar: \u00dea\u00f0 er s\u00e6tt \u00feegar \u00fatlendingar mis\u00feyrma \u00edslenskri tungu. \u00dea\u00f0 er ekki s\u00e6tt \u00feegar ambaga veltur upp \u00far \u00cdslendingi, allra s\u00edst frams\u00f3knarmanni og allra allra s\u00edst frams\u00f3knarkonu.) \u00deess vegna fjalla kommentin vi\u00f0 fr\u00e9ttina d\u00e9vaffs og afleiddar fr\u00e9ttir netmi\u00f0la a\u00f0allega um a\u00f0 l\u00f6gheimilisl\u00f6g s\u00e9u hvort sem er svo vitlaus a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0i a\u00f0 breyta \u00feeim svo forsetafr\u00fain geti l\u00f6glega \u00e1tt l\u00f6gheimili \u00e1 Bretlandi og \u00feurfi ekki a\u00f0 fremja l\u00f6gbrot\u00a0e\u00f0a jafnvel a\u00f0 skilja vi\u00f0 forsetann okkar allra. R\u00e1\u00f0amenn sem DV<\/em> hefur n\u00e1\u00f0 \u00ed hafa \u00feau ein sv\u00f6rin a\u00f0 enginn hafi k\u00e6rt. N\u00e6sta holl hli\u00f0hollra kommentera bendir \u00e1 a\u00f0 skattal\u00f6gin s\u00e9u hvort sem er svo vitlaus a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 skiljanlegt a\u00f0 Dorrit hafi \u00feurft a\u00f0 flytja l\u00f6gheimili\u00f0 til Englands. Raunar hefur komi\u00f0 fram a\u00f0 h\u00fan hefur aldrei greitt au\u00f0leg\u00f0arskatt h\u00e9r \u00e1 landi \u00fe\u00f3tt l\u00f6gheimili\u00f0 hafi veri\u00f0 \u00fati \u00e1 \u00c1lftanesi en \u00fea\u00f0 skiptir ekki m\u00e1li, skattal\u00f6gin eru samt vitlaus. Engum hefur dotti\u00f0 \u00ed hug l\u00edkleg raunveruleg \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0a sem er a\u00f0 Dorrit vilji komast \u00e1 svig vi\u00f0 l\u00f6g um gjaldeyrism\u00e1l, sem s\u00e9 komast hj\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 skipta pundunum s\u00ednum \u00ed kr\u00f3nur ef h\u00fan skyldi gr\u00e6\u00f0a a\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0i. Skiptir sosum ekki m\u00e1li \u00fev\u00ed allir vita hva\u00f0 gjaldeyrisl\u00f6gin eru vitlaus. Ni\u00f0ursta\u00f0an er hin sama: Aumingja forsetafr\u00fain a\u00f0 \u00feurfa a\u00f0 flytja til \u00fatlanda af \u00fev\u00ed \u00edslensk l\u00f6g eru svo vitlaus og h\u00fan svo \u00f3heppin a\u00f0 vera svo au\u00f0ug \u00ed \u00fatlandinu ….<\/p>\n

Eftir tveggja daga netstorm um b\u00e1gt hlutskipti forsetafj\u00f6lskyldunnar, a.m.k. fr\u00faarinnar og S\u00e1ms, dr\u00f3 n\u00fdja bliku \u00e1 loft og flj\u00f3tlega var skolli\u00f0 \u00e1 ofsave\u00f0ur \u00ed netvatnsglasinu: \u00cd lj\u00f3s kom a\u00f0 a\u00f0sto\u00f0arma\u00f0ur r\u00e1\u00f0herra haf\u00f0i sent fundarbo\u00f0 \u00e1 rangt netfang! Vi\u00f0 t\u00f3k drama sem \u00ed g\u00e6rmorgun var fari\u00f0 a\u00f0 l\u00edkjast Dreyfusm\u00e1linu franska.<\/p>\n

Kjarninn \u00ed m\u00e1linu var a\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0herra vildi r\u00e6\u00f0a vi\u00f0 tvo forsvarsmenn undirskriftars\u00f6fnunar. M\u00e9r finnst l\u00edklegast a\u00f0 a\u00f0sto\u00f0arma\u00f0ur r\u00e1\u00f0herra hafi einfaldlega\u00a0fari\u00f0 l\u00ednuvillt \u00ed netfangalista t\u00f6lvu\u00fej\u00f3nustu h\u00e1sk\u00f3lans<\/a> og sent bo\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00e1 netfangi\u00f0 aj, sem er netfang deildarstj\u00f3rans yfir \u00f6\u00f0rum manninum (sem rekur vel\u00feekkt blogg undir skammst\u00f6funinni AK).<\/p>\n

\u00deessi mist\u00f6k reyndust afdrifar\u00edk. L\u00f6gma\u00f0ur mannanna taldi a\u00f0 \u00ed \u00feeim f\u00e6lust h\u00f3tun um atvinnumissi<\/a> og f\u00f3r mikinn. L\u00f6gma\u00f0ur \u00feessi ratar reglulega \u00ed fr\u00e9ttir DV<\/em>, s\u00ed\u00f0ast vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 h\u00fan var yfir sig hneykslu\u00f0 \u00e1 a\u00f0 vera rukku\u00f0 fyrir styrktars\u00edmt\u00f6l sonar s\u00edns<\/a>.\u00a0\u00a0\u00cd netheimum er Helga Vala g\u00f3\u00f0ur l\u00f6gfr\u00e6\u00f0ingur, samfylkingarkona m.m., enda eldar h\u00fan reglulega gr\u00e1tt silfur vi\u00f0 Brynjar N\u00edelsson, sem al\u00fe\u00fd\u00f0a netheima veit a\u00f0 er vondur l\u00f6gfr\u00e6\u00f0ingur \u00fev\u00ed hann er sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0isma\u00f0ur m.m. Ma\u00f0urinn sem ekki f\u00e9kk allan t\u00f6lvup\u00f3stinn skrifa\u00f0i tv\u00e6r bloggf\u00e6rslur um dramat\u00edkina \u00ed l\u00edfi s\u00ednu, \u00ed hinni seinni kom fram a\u00f0 dagurinn hafi veri\u00f0 l\u00fdjandi og n\u00f3ttin erfi\u00f0 og hann \u00fearfna\u00f0ist s\u00e1rt a\u00f0 f\u00e1 hv\u00edld og r\u00f3. Skiljanlegt \u00ed lj\u00f3si \u00feeirra skelfilega \u00f6rlaga sem bi\u00f0u hans ef marka m\u00e1tti Fb.kommentera og uppsl\u00e6tti d\u00e9vaffsins.<\/p>\n

\u00deegar ekki l\u00e1 fyrir anna\u00f0 en a\u00f0 sparka \u00feessum a\u00f0sto\u00f0armanni r\u00e1\u00f0herra fyrir a\u00f0 hafa sent fundarbo\u00f0 \u00e1 rangt netfang og helst r\u00e1\u00f0herranum me\u00f0 brast \u00e1 bl\u00e6jalogn. Ma\u00f0urinn sem \u00e1tti yfir h\u00f6f\u00f0i s\u00e9r atvinnumissi (og kannski r\u00edkisborgaramissi og gu\u00f0-m\u00e1-vita-hvar-etta-hef\u00f0i-enda\u00f0) birti bloggf\u00e6rslu um a\u00f0 allt hef\u00f0i \u00feetta veri\u00f0 e\u00f0lilegt<\/a>! A\u00f0sto\u00f0arma\u00f0urinn haf\u00f0i v\u00edst l\u00edka\u00a0hringt \u00ed hann\u00a0og sent honum SMS, auk \u00feess a\u00f0 senda t\u00f6lvup\u00f3st \u00e1 netf\u00f6ng sem h\u00fan taldi a\u00f0 tilheyr\u00f0u manninum:\u00a0Fundarbo\u00f0i\u00f0 haf\u00f0i veri\u00f0 sent honum\u00a0\u00e1 einkanetfang en afrit \u00e1 netfang\u00a0yfirmannsins \u00e1 vinnusta\u00f0num. A\u00f0sto\u00f0arma\u00f0urinn haf\u00f0i margbe\u00f0ist afs\u00f6kunar og gefi\u00f0 sk\u00fdringar sem “f\u00f3rnarlambinu” fundust fullkomlega tr\u00faver\u00f0ugar. \u00a0Ef marka m\u00e1 \u00feessa bloggf\u00e6rslu var Dreyfusarm\u00e1li\u00f0 n\u00fdja aldrei neitt m\u00e1l nema \u00ed vatnsglasi Facebook<\/em>-s\u00edtengdra. (\u00c9g tek fram a\u00f0 m\u00e9r \u00feykir \u00f3l\u00edklegt a\u00f0 obbinn af \u00feeim drekki latte.)<\/p>\n

N\u00fa er spurningin: Hva\u00f0 n\u00e6st? Mun einhver frams\u00f3knarr\u00e1\u00f0herrann sj\u00e1st me\u00f0 lausan hund? Mun Vigd\u00eds missa \u00fat \u00far s\u00e9r m\u00e1lvillu? Mun Brynjar N\u00edelsson tj\u00e1 sig um Fegur\u00f0arsamkeppni \u00cdslands e\u00f0a handarkrikah\u00e1r? Hverfur L\u00fakas \u00e1 n\u00fd? Hva\u00f0a flog f\u00e1 Facebook<\/em>-kommentarar n\u00e6st?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00dea\u00f0 hefur f\u00e1tt markvert bori\u00f0 til t\u00ed\u00f0inda upp \u00e1 s\u00ed\u00f0kasti\u00f0. Kannski er \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feess vegna sem netheimar loga dag eftir dag yfir smotter\u00edi. Og or\u00f0brag\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00ed “umr\u00e6\u00f0um netverja” (kommentum Facebook-notenda) er \u00feess lags a\u00f0 al\u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ukonu …<\/span> Read More …<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-518","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-netid"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=518"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":552,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518\/revisions\/552"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}