\u00c9g hef d\u00falla\u00f0 vi\u00f0 hannyr\u00f0ir sem s\u00e6ma melank\u00f3l\u00edskri konu um nokkurt skei\u00f0. \u00deetta\u00a0eru stafr\u00e6nar hannyr\u00f0ir og \u00e9g hlakka til a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 hvernig \u00fe\u00e6r koma \u00fat (\u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g viti n\u00fa \u00feegar um villur \u00ed stykkinu \ud83d\ude09\u00a0 Nema hva\u00f0: \u00c9g \u00feykist hafa gengi\u00f0 fr\u00e1 \u00f6llum endum og sendi n\u00fa m\u00edna hannyr\u00f0 til blurb.com, sem mun prenta afraksturinn og senda m\u00e9r, gegn grei\u00f0slu \u00ed kreditkorti.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g panta – gef upp n\u00famer – s\u00e9 a\u00f0 varan er afgreidd og l\u00f6g\u00f0 af sta\u00f0!\u00a0 Jess!\u00a0<\/p>\n
Svo datt m\u00e9r \u00ed hug a\u00f0 gera fleiri eint\u00f6k og panta\u00f0i nokkur \u00ed vi\u00f0b\u00f3t. \u00de\u00e6r p\u00f6ntunartilraunir hafa allar runni\u00f0 \u00fat \u00ed sandinn \u00fev\u00ed Visa-korti\u00f0 mitt er \u00ed einhverjum hro\u00f0alegum vandr\u00e6\u00f0um, gott ef ekki \u00e1 v\u00e1-lista.<\/p>\n
\u00deetta var \u00fev\u00ed undarlegra sem n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega sama v\u00edsa-kort haf\u00f0i veri\u00f0 tali\u00f0 fullgilt \u00ed fyrstu atrennu.<\/p>\n
Skynug sem \u00e9g er f\u00f3r \u00e9g a\u00f0 leita sk\u00fdringa hj\u00e1 m\u00ednum g\u00f3\u00f0a banka Kaup\u00feingi (e\u00f0a hva\u00f0’ann n\u00fa heitir n\u00fana – svarti sorgarliturinn fer einkar vel \u00e1 s\u00ed\u00f0unni og m\u00e6tti \u00e6tla a\u00f0 menn hef\u00f0u veri\u00f0 forsp\u00e1ir \u00e1 \u00feeim b\u00e6num!).\u00a0 Kemst a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 ekki s\u00e9 h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 taka \u00fat \u00fatlenska peninga \u00e1 v\u00edsa-kort \u00ed \u00feeim banka. Svo sko\u00f0a\u00f0i \u00e9g vandlega yfirliti\u00f0 yfir v\u00edsa-korti\u00f0, sem \u00e9g nota aldrei nema \u00ed \u00fatl\u00f6ndum og \u00fatlenskum vi\u00f0skiptum.\u00a0 Kemur \u00fe\u00e1 ekki \u00ed lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00e1 fyrir eins eintaks grei\u00f0slunni af \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g \u00e1 inni r\u00famar 5000 kr. \u00ed r\u00fablum!<\/p>\n
Ma\u00f0urinn minn elskulegur haf\u00f0i fyrir svona tveimur m\u00e1nu\u00f0um hj\u00e1lpa\u00f0 sinni konu a\u00f0 afl\u00fasa og hreingera hennar t\u00f6lvu. \u00de\u00e1 vanta\u00f0i almennilegt Adaware forrit – e\u00f0a Spyware. Ma\u00f0urinn keypti eitt spyware, borga\u00f0i og setti upp en \u00ed br\u00edar\u00edi var hann langt kominn me\u00f0 a\u00f0 kaupa anna\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3tt borgunin hafi veri\u00f0 \u00ed r\u00fablum. (\u00c9g hef \u00fe\u00e1 reglu a\u00f0 skipta ekki vi\u00f0 r\u00fablu-vi\u00f0skiptamenn af \u00fev\u00ed sambandi\u00f0 getur slitna\u00f0 \u00ed mi\u00f0ju kafi og auk \u00feess er m\u00f6rgum ekki treystandi.) Enda f\u00f3r svo a\u00f0 \u00feegar b\u00fai\u00f0 var a\u00f0 rukka manninn um allar uppl\u00fdsingar \u00e1 kreditkortinu (m\u00ednu) gafst forriti\u00f0 upp h\u00e1lf-ni\u00f0ur-hala\u00f0.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g f\u00f3r daginn eftir \u00ed minn g\u00f3\u00f0a banka, \u00fatlista\u00f0i fyrir konu nokkurri hva\u00f0 hef\u00f0i gerst (sums\u00e9 a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 v\u00e6rum n\u00fa rukku\u00f0 fyrir h\u00e1lft forrit og eins og allir vita ganga forrit ekki h\u00e1lf).\u00a0 Vi\u00f0skiptin hef\u00f0u sums\u00e9 mistekist og \u00e9g vildi gjarna a\u00f0 \u00feau gengju til baka.\u00a0 Konan f\u00e9llst \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0.<\/p>\n
R\u00fablurnar sem \u00e9g greiddi fyrir h\u00e1lfa forriti\u00f0 voru svo endurheimtar – \u00ed l\u00edki r\u00fabla- og l\u00e1gu inn \u00e1 kreditkortinu. \u00deess vegna g\u00e1tu hinir elskulegu Kanar leyft m\u00e9r a\u00f0 kaupa eitthva\u00f0: \u00deeir hafa greinilega fullt traust \u00e1 r\u00fablum en “Something’s rotten in the State of Iceland”!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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