{"id":62,"date":"2008-11-26T06:41:09","date_gmt":"2008-11-26T06:41:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harpa.blogg.is\/2008-11-26\/pottthett-sparnadarrad\/"},"modified":"2008-11-26T06:41:09","modified_gmt":"2008-11-26T06:41:09","slug":"pottthett-sparnadarrad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/2008\/11\/26\/pottthett-sparnadarrad\/","title":{"rendered":"Pott\u00fe\u00e9tt sparna\u00f0arr\u00e1\u00f0!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00cd byrjun af heilsufari: \u00dea\u00f0 er \u00f6murlegt, r\u00e9tt a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 normul milli 5 og 7 \u00e1 morgnana. Seinnipartinn er \u00e9g farin a\u00f0 tala eins og Paul Robson syngur Deep River … ekki mj\u00f6g kvenlega og ekki mj\u00f6g hratt. \u00c9g tek n\u00fa eina eykt \u00ed einu, dagur er of st\u00f3r biti.\u00a0Spennan liggur \u00ed hvort \u00e9g lafi \u00fat \u00f6nnina, pr\u00f3fat\u00edmabili\u00f0 me\u00f0. \u00c9g skal!<\/p>\n

En n\u00fa af hinu g\u00f3\u00f0a sparna\u00f0arr\u00e1\u00f0i sem \u00e9g vil benda f\u00f3lki \u00e1. Inn um br\u00e9fal\u00faguna hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r hrynja b\u00e6klingar um rosa sparna\u00f0artilbo\u00f0 \u00e1 b\u00f3kstaflega \u00f6llu, fr\u00e1 innisk\u00f3m til h\u00f6ggbors. Allt er \u00feetta \u00e1 s\u00e9rst\u00f6kum kj\u00f6rum og hefur snarl\u00e6kka\u00f0. \u00dev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur vantar mig ekki h\u00f6ggbor og haf\u00f0i hugsa\u00f0 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 setja kan\u00ednuf\u00f3\u00f0ra\u00f0a innisk\u00f3 \u00e1 j\u00f3la\u00f3skalistann.\u00a0 Svo \u00e9g s\u00e1 ekki fram \u00e1 a\u00f0 spara neitt.<\/p>\n

\u00c9g skal a\u00f0 v\u00edsu j\u00e1ta \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g er afskaplega \u00f3dugleg og kl\u00e9n a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 \u00fats\u00f6lur \u00ed m\u00ednum heimab\u00e6. \u00de\u00f3 heitir \u00feetta ekki \u00fev\u00ed simpla nafni \u00fatsala heldur hafa \u00feessar verslanir forframast \u00ed “Outlet” s\u00f6lur, sem mun \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0a “\u00fats\u00f6lur” (en ekki “\u00datl\u00e1t” sem f\u00e1fr\u00f3\u00f0ir g\u00e6tu haldi\u00f0 og skili\u00f0 sem andst\u00e6\u00f0u \u00fats\u00f6lu). \u00deetta minnir mig alltaf \u00e1 B\u00f6r B\u00f6rson og n\u00fa b\u00ed\u00f0 \u00e9g spennt eftir p\u00edpukerfi \u00ed Ozone (\u00ed\u00fer\u00f3ttfataverslun) svo h\u00e6gt s\u00e9 a\u00f0 “gefa ordrur” um verslunina.<\/p>\n

\u00cd fyrradag komst \u00e9g hins vegar a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed hvernig \u00e9g get hr\u00faga\u00f0 upp sparna\u00f0i \u00e1 engri stund! \u00c9g f\u00f3r \u00ed ap\u00f3teki\u00f0 og keypti \u00fear tvo minnstu pakka af Nicotinell tyggj\u00f3i – \u00fev\u00ed stundum vi\u00f0rar illa til a\u00f0 reykja \u00fati \u00ed fr\u00edm\u00edn\u00fatum. Einn svona pakki, me\u00f0 24 tuggum, kostar 1.351 kr. V\u00c1!! Einn langur Winston, me\u00f0 20 stykkjum, hefur kosta\u00f0 \u00e1 bilinu 550 – 600 kr. L\u00edklegast hefur hann h\u00e6kka\u00f0 eil\u00edti\u00f0 en af \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g geri magninnkaup (= kaupi karton \u00ed einu) veit \u00e9g ekki af h\u00e6kkun enn\u00fe\u00e1.<\/p>\n

\u00dea\u00f0 \u00fearf n\u00e1tt\u00farlega engan Einstein til a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 a\u00f0 tuggud\u00f3ti\u00f0, sem ekki truflar vi\u00f0kv\u00e6mt lyktaskyn reyklausra er meir en tv\u00f6falt d\u00fdrara, auk \u00feess sem ma\u00f0ur notar fakt\u00edskt meira af \u00fev\u00ed en s\u00edgarettum yfir daginn. Samt er \u00fea\u00f0 margfalt eitra\u00f0ra mi\u00f0a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 magn nik\u00f3t\u00edns og gj\u00f6rey\u00f0ileggur sl\u00edmhimnur \u00ed munni, hef \u00e9g eftir \u00e1rei\u00f0anlegum l\u00e6kni.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Allir sem vilja spara rosalega \u00e6ttu\u00a0n\u00fa a\u00f0 hefja reykingar og\u00a0kaupa ekki nik\u00f3t\u00ednlyf heldur gle\u00f0jast yfir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0\u00a0\u00e1 degi hverjum spara \u00feeir svona 600 – 700 kall, me\u00f0 pu\u00f0rinu!<\/p>\n

Eiginlega \u00e6ttu \u00feeir hinir reyklausu, svo\u00a0\u00e9g tali n\u00fa ekki um vammlausu, \u00e1 vinnusta\u00f0num a\u00f0\u00a0safna \u00ed sj\u00f3\u00f0 handa\u00a0okkur reyksp\u00faandi eymingjunum svo vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum efni \u00e1 a\u00f0 h\u00e6tta a\u00f0 spara og tyggja okkur gegnum daginn, eftir a\u00f0 “Lebensraum” \u00feeirra reyklausu kemst\u00a0til fullra framkv\u00e6mda eftir \u00e1ram\u00f3t. \u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00cd byrjun af heilsufari: \u00dea\u00f0 er \u00f6murlegt, r\u00e9tt a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 normul milli 5 og 7 \u00e1 morgnana. Seinnipartinn er \u00e9g farin a\u00f0 tala eins og Paul Robson syngur Deep River … ekki mj\u00f6g kvenlega …<\/span> Read More …<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-62","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=62"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=62"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=62"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=62"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}