{"id":68,"date":"2008-12-14T07:55:56","date_gmt":"2008-12-14T07:55:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harpa.blogg.is\/2008-12-14\/endurhladid-refresh-heimili\/"},"modified":"2008-12-14T07:55:56","modified_gmt":"2008-12-14T07:55:56","slug":"endurhladid-refresh-heimili","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/2008\/12\/14\/endurhladid-refresh-heimili\/","title":{"rendered":"Endurhla\u00f0i\u00f0 (Refreshed) heimili og endurhla\u00f0inn eiginma\u00f0ur"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ma\u00f0urinn t\u00f3k sig til \u00ed g\u00e6r og f\u00f3r me\u00f0 fj\u00f3rar kerrur af rusli til Sorpu (svo n\u00fa er minn g\u00f3\u00f0i s\u00f3lpallur au\u00f0ur \u00e1 n\u00fd); Sk\u00fara\u00f0i alla \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0ina okkar og b\u00f3na\u00f0i stofuna og ryksuga\u00f0i h\u00fasg\u00f6gnin (steinryk hefur \u00feann lei\u00f0a eiginleika a\u00f0 smj\u00faga um allt) – bar svo allt okkar d\u00f3t \u00far h\u00fast\u00f6ku\u00edb\u00fa\u00f0inni uppi og hinga\u00f0 ni\u00f0ur nema eldh\u00fasd\u00f3ti\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum ekki eldh\u00fas enn.<\/p>\n

Myndin s\u00fdnir ekki ektamanninn eins og gl\u00f6ggt m\u00e1 sj\u00e1 af h\u00e1ri fyrirs\u00e6tunnar.\u00a0 Aftur \u00e1 m\u00f3ti g\u00e6ti ma\u00f0urinn teki\u00f0 upp \u00feetta verklag mi\u00f0a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 afk\u00f6stin \u00ed g\u00e6r!<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00c9g \u00fevo\u00f0i eina \u00fevottav\u00e9l r\u00famlega 7 um morguninn og h\u00e9lt \u00e1 nokkrum tuskum af m\u00e9r sj\u00e1lfri ni\u00f0ur \u00ed okkar \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0, r\u00e9tt meika\u00f0i a\u00f0 hengja \u00fe\u00e6r upp. Ma\u00f0urinn strauja\u00f0i hins vegar f\u00e6lu af skyrtum og br\u00f3kum af s\u00e9r sj\u00e1lfum.<\/p>\n

Myndin til h\u00e6gri g\u00e6ti s\u00fdnt mig ef \u00e9g f\u00e6ri einhvern t\u00edma \u00ed frey\u00f0iba\u00f0 … \u00fea\u00f0 er \u00feetta letilega l\u00fakk sem passar vi\u00f0 mig og myndin \u00e1g\u00e6t til m\u00f3tv\u00e6gis vi\u00f0 manninn \u00ed ba\u00f0inu …<\/p>\n

Ma\u00f0urinn hefur auk \u00feess undanfari\u00f0 steypt \u00ed tv\u00e6r gamlar ristar, sparsla\u00f0 og m\u00e1la\u00f0. \u00c9g hef hlusta\u00f0 kurteislega \u00e1 uppl\u00fdsingar um hversu m\u00e1tulega \u00feykkt steypuna ver\u00f0i a\u00f0 blanda og hva\u00f0 gerist ef h\u00fan er of \u00feykk e\u00f0a of \u00feunn. Hef hlusta\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00feetta \u00ferisvar og \u00feykir ekki miki\u00f0 mi\u00f0a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 hve hallar \u00e1 mig \u00ed framkv\u00e6mdum. \u00a0\u00dea\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur aldeilis munur \u00feegar frumbur\u00f0urinn l\u00edtur vi\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed hann er mikill steypus\u00e9rfr\u00e6\u00f0ingur og getur r\u00e6tt \u00feetta fr\u00e6\u00f0ilega vi\u00f0 f\u00f6\u00f0ur sinn!<\/p>\n

Ma\u00f0urinn er b\u00fainn a\u00f0 setja upp svol\u00edti\u00f0 af National Lampoon’s j\u00f3lalj\u00f3sum. \u00c9g hef hins vegar keypt eina h\u00fdasintu og l\u00e1ti\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 duga.<\/p>\n

Me\u00f0 einbeittan valvilja og tvo minnislista a\u00f0 vopni f\u00f3r \u00e9g \u00ed tv\u00e6r b\u00fa\u00f0ir \u00ed g\u00e6r. \u00cd dag \u00e6tla \u00e9g a\u00f0 fara og skila tveimur gj\u00f6fum og f\u00e1 a\u00f0rar \u00ed sta\u00f0inn.\u00a0 Gr\u00ed\u00f0arlegur valkv\u00ed\u00f0i er fylgifiskur \u00feunglyndis og \u00fe\u00f3tt ma\u00f0ur ey\u00f0i klukkut\u00edmum \u00ed a\u00f0 fletta b\u00f3ka- og pl\u00f6tut\u00ed\u00f0indum og skrifa skipulega gj\u00f6f \u00e1 kjaft \u00fe\u00e1 fer n\u00e1tt\u00farlega allt \u00far b\u00f6ndunum \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur fer a\u00f0 sko\u00f0a. \u00c9g held a\u00f0 \u00e9g fengi alv\u00f6ru tauga\u00e1fall ef \u00e9g reyndi a\u00f0 fara \u00ed Kringluna!<\/p>\n

Svo hringdi \u00e9g \u00ed st\u00e6r\u00f0fr\u00e6\u00f0inginn til a\u00f0 f\u00e1 \u00fatreikna\u00f0 hvernig gj\u00f6fum ver\u00f0ur komi\u00f0 til skila: Lagt inn og s\u00f3tt. Eitthva\u00f0 var st\u00e6r\u00f0fr\u00e6\u00f0ingurinn hvumpinn – e.t.v. a\u00f0 reikna – og tala\u00f0i \u00ed nor\u00f0lenskum t\u00f3n en ekki \u00fev\u00ed sem synir m\u00ednir kalla “s\u00e6nskan v\u00e6lut\u00f3n” og segja a\u00f0 \u00e9g taki upp \u00feegar \u00e9g er mj\u00f6g veik. (Sorr\u00ed litla systir … \u00feetta eru n\u00e1tt\u00farlega ford\u00f3mar \u00ed krakkakvikindunum!)<\/p>\n

Ni\u00f0ursta\u00f0an var a\u00f0 koma \u00feessu \u00f6llu \u00e1 litla br\u00f3\u00f0ur enda geymir hann kj\u00f6ti\u00f0 okkar. \u00dea\u00f0 hefur aftur \u00e1 m\u00f3ti ekki n\u00e1\u00f0st \u00ed litla br\u00f3\u00f0ur til a\u00f0 f\u00e1 sam\u00feykki (sem er n\u00fa \u00f3\u00fearfi \u00fev\u00ed hann er papp\u00edrslega s\u00e9\u00f0 minnstur …) og hvussu skuli bera sig a\u00f0 me\u00f0 allar gjafir\u00a0utan Eskifjar\u00f0ar, Tenerife l\u00edka. \u00c9g reikna me\u00f0 a\u00f0 litla fj\u00f6lskyldan s\u00e9 einhvers sta\u00f0ar \u00e1 reginfj\u00f6llum eins og flestar helgar og skipulegg \u00e1 morgun.<\/p>\n

\u00c9g er\u00a0a\u00f0 fara\u00a0a\u00f0 pakka inn.\u00a0Hef uppg\u00f6tva\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g gleymdi a\u00f0 kaupa merkimi\u00f0a og l\u00edmband en\u00a0treysti \u00e1 a\u00f0 ma\u00f0urinn hafi gert \u00fea\u00f0 um daginn (hann er b\u00fainn a\u00f0 ganga fr\u00e1 \u00f6llu s\u00ednu, \u00feessi elska).<\/p>\n

\u00dei\u00f0 sem l\u00e1su\u00f0 \u00feessa l\u00f6ngu f\u00e6rslu: Ef \u00e9g ver\u00f0 alveg lens me\u00f0 f\u00e9 kann a\u00f0 vera a\u00f0 \u00e9g bj\u00f3\u00f0i upp manninn \u00e1 ebay. Fylgist me\u00f0!\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ma\u00f0urinn t\u00f3k sig til \u00ed g\u00e6r og f\u00f3r me\u00f0 fj\u00f3rar kerrur af rusli til Sorpu (svo n\u00fa er minn g\u00f3\u00f0i s\u00f3lpallur au\u00f0ur \u00e1 n\u00fd); Sk\u00fara\u00f0i alla \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0ina okkar og b\u00f3na\u00f0i stofuna og ryksuga\u00f0i h\u00fasg\u00f6gnin (steinryk …<\/span> Read More …<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}