Ma\u00f0urinn er \u00e1 \u00feessari stundu a\u00f0 festa hillur \u00ed sk\u00e1pana s\u00edna, hita Span d\u00f3ti\u00f0 sitt upp \u00ed 200\u00b0 (e\u00f0a kannski er bakarofninn ekki Span? G\u00e6ti veri\u00f0 Spikk …) Jafnframt er ma\u00f0urinn b\u00fainn a\u00f0 tro\u00f0fylla upp\u00fevottav\u00e9lina af rykugu leirtaui og mundi eftir a\u00f0 setja salt \u00e1 botninn \u00e1 v\u00e9linni (!?!). Kannski er hann byrja\u00f0ur a\u00f0 ra\u00f0a \u00ed sk\u00e1pana, hva\u00f0 veit \u00e9g.<\/p>\n
S\u00e9 ekki betur en eldh\u00fasgr\u00e6jurnar s\u00e9u alltof fullkomnar og t\u00e6knilegar fyrir\u00a0litla konu eins og mig.<\/p>\n
Sem g\u00f3\u00f0 eiginkona var \u00e9g n\u00e1tt\u00farlega langt komin me\u00f0 a\u00f0 ryksuga sagi\u00f0 \u00ed eldh\u00fasinu og dusta af marmaraeftirl\u00edkingarpl\u00f6tunni sem teygir sig eins og Mi\u00f0gar\u00f0sormur eftir eldh\u00fasinu, \u00feegar ma\u00f0urinn kom heim \u00far matv\u00f6rub\u00fa\u00f0inni.\u00a0 Vi\u00f0 erum nefnilega ekki me\u00f0 eyju. \u00cd gamla daga, me\u00f0an \u00e9g vann \u00ed b\u00f3kab\u00fa\u00f0 og sjoppum, \u00fe\u00f3tti agalega smart a\u00f0 hafa eyju og eimh\u00e1f \u00fear fyrir ofan.\u00a0 \u00c9g s\u00e1 aldrei pojnti\u00f0 \u00ed \u00feessu \u00fear sem \u00feessi eyjudrusla ger\u00f0i umfer\u00f0 um eldh\u00fasi\u00f0 mun sn\u00fanari. \u00cd glanst\u00edmaritum fyrri t\u00edma var alltaf mynd af “henni” e\u00f0a “honum” a\u00f0\u00a0“blanda salat” \u00e1 eyjunni. Auglj\u00f3slega meira vit a\u00f0 br\u00faka vaskabor\u00f0i\u00f0 til \u00feess … nema \u00feau hafi vani\u00f0 sig \u00e1 a\u00f0 f\u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00f3\u00fevegi\u00f0. \u00a0Eyjulaus h\u00f6fum vi\u00f0\u00a0eldh\u00fasbekkina \u00ed ormsl\u00edki.<\/p>\n
(N\u00fa veldur minnisskortur \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hugsanlega eru S\u00f6rlaskj\u00f3lskarr\u00ederhj\u00f3nin me\u00f0 eyju – \u00feeirra \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0 stroka\u00f0ist \u00far m\u00e9r vi\u00f0 stu\u00f0in. S\u00e9 svo skulu S\u00f6rlsk\u00e6lingar \u00fdta \u00e1 delete fyrir m\u00e1lsgreinina a\u00f0 ofan.)<\/p>\n
Allavega er eldh\u00fasi\u00f0 \u00feannig: Hv\u00edtt korkparkett \u00e1 g\u00f3lfi, eldh\u00fasinnr\u00e9tting \u00far hlyni og reyklitu\u00f0u gleri (n\u00fdju hur\u00f0irnar \u00ed allri \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0inni eru l\u00edka \u00far hlyni – \u00fe\u00e6r ver\u00f0a settar upp \u00ed jan\u00faar), hv\u00edtur ask-panell \u00e1 veggjum \u00fear sem ekki eru sk\u00e1par e\u00f0a svolei\u00f0is d\u00f3t og sv\u00f6rt bor\u00f0plata \u00e1 l\u00e1r\u00e9ttum fl\u00f6tum og ver\u00f0ur \u00e1 matarbor\u00f0inu \u00fe\u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 kemur \u00e1 morgun.\u00a0 \u00deetta er n\u00fa ekki alveg eins og hrafntinna e\u00f0a eitthva\u00f0 \u00feannig heldur svartur marmari. Eldh\u00fasi\u00f0 er sm\u00ed\u00f0a\u00f0 eftir teikningu mannsins (og \u00e1 t\u00edmabili var umr\u00e6\u00f0an farin a\u00f0 minna mig \u00e1 “Eldh\u00fas eftir m\u00e1li” me\u00f0 einhvern veginn \u00f6fugri kynskiptingu. Au\u00f0vita\u00f0 er ekkert af \u00feessu ekta heldur allt sp\u00f3nlagt. (Hafandi b\u00fai\u00f0 \u00ed ekta flottri \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0 \u00ed Nap\u00f3l\u00ed \u00e1 s\u00ednum t\u00edma er \u00e9g ekki miki\u00f0 fyrir ekta.\u00a0 \u00c9g vil t.d. geta gengi\u00f0 berf\u00e6tt um \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0ina m\u00edna og ekki \u00feurfa a\u00f0 horfa \u00ed hvert fingrafar.)<\/p>\n
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\u00c9g er a\u00f0eins a\u00f0 breytast \u00ed homo sapiens.\u00a0 Kannski eru \u00fea\u00f0 n\u00fdju pillurnar sem valda. \u00c9g er a.m.k. or\u00f0in a\u00f0eins hressari en morrinn svo eitthva\u00f0 virka pillurnar. Helsta aukaverkun \u00feeirra er a\u00f0 f\u00f3lki h\u00e6ttir til a\u00f0 h\u00e6tta\u00a0a\u00f0 reykja. En kona hefur l\u00e1ti\u00f0 sig hafa verri aukaverkanir en \u00feessa. Svo \u00e1 \u00e9g n\u00fa eftir a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 hvussu heftandi aukaverkunin er \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g hef alls ekki hugsa\u00f0 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 h\u00e6tta a\u00f0 reykja. \u00cd verstu d\u00fdfunum eru m\u00ednir einu vinir s\u00edgarettur og \u00feykk s\u00e6ng (sem br\u00fakast ekki saman).\u00a0 Og ef einhver reynir a\u00f0 segja langt leiddum \u00feunglyndissj\u00faklingi a\u00f0 eitthva\u00f0 s\u00e9 e.t.v. l\u00edfsh\u00e6ttulegt – \u00fe\u00e1 setur\u00a0sj\u00faklingurinn upp steinf\u00e9si\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed\u00a0h\u00fan er of veik til a\u00f0 hl\u00e6ja h\u00e6\u00f0nislega.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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