\u00deetta ver\u00f0ur stutt – \u00e9g er \u00f6rmagna eftir a\u00f0 hafa seti\u00f0 tvo fundi, reynt a\u00f0 vinna eitthva\u00f0 sm\u00e1vegis, leggja mig, k\u00edkja \u00e1 \u00fats\u00f6lur me\u00f0 kvenlegu hugarfari (eina lokkandi sem \u00e9g s\u00e1 var korselett sem Atla myndi finnast soldi\u00f0 flott … aftur \u00e1 m\u00f3ti sennilega ekki heppilegur vinnukl\u00e6\u00f0na\u00f0ur mi\u00f0aldra kennslukonu), heimkomin sansa \u00fevott og fullvissa afkv\u00e6mi\u00f0 um \u00fea\u00f0 yr\u00f0i betra \u00e1 kv\u00f6ldmatarbo\u00f0st\u00f3lum hj\u00e1 tengd\u00f3 en h\u00e9r. (\u00c9g er nefnilega a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a \u00e1vexti til grenningar.\u00a0 S\u00e9rstaklega einbeitt \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed eftir a\u00f0 hafa spegla\u00f0 mig \u00ed nokkrum m\u00e1tunarklefum.)<\/p>\n
Hitt afkv\u00e6mi\u00f0 var fari\u00f0 \u00ed vinnu, sums\u00e9 keyra \u00fat \u00fe\u00e1 skyndibita sem eldra afkv\u00e6mi\u00f0 og co. nutu. Vi\u00f0 \u00e6tlu\u00f0um a\u00f0 segja flottan brandara vi\u00f0 yngra afkv\u00e6mi\u00f0 fyrir nokkru en \u00fe\u00e1 kom \u00ed lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 \u00feessum brandara er skellt fram af pizzup\u00f6nturum n\u00e1nast alltaf hreint og afkv\u00e6mi\u00f0 or\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00f3gurlega leitt \u00e1 honum. Brandarinn er svona: “Og \u00fe\u00fa ert n\u00e1tt\u00farlega kominn me\u00f0 s\u00edman\u00fameri\u00f0 hj\u00e1 Obama???”<\/p>\n
\u00c9g \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 skrifa um grein \u00ed Sk\u00edmu<\/em> um kennsluefni \u00e1 Vef en nenni \u00fev\u00ed ekki – k\u00edkti aftur \u00e1 greinina og h\u00fan var verri \u00ed seinna sinni\u00f0 en mig minnti.<\/p>\n \u00c6tla\u00f0i einnegin a\u00f0 skrifa\u00a0helling um \u00fe\u00e1 \u00e1kv\u00f6r\u00f0un a\u00f0 leyfa ekki e\u00f0a l\u00edta ekki framhj\u00e1 reykingum \u00e1 sk\u00f3lal\u00f3\u00f0. N\u00fa eru reykjandi nemendur og kennarar a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 giska \u00e1 l\u00f3\u00f0am\u00f6rk. Svo standa menn vi\u00f0 striki\u00f0, reykja hratt og skutla stubbnum yfir \u00ed n\u00e6sta gar\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 er nefnilega banna\u00f0 a\u00f0 hafa \u00f6skubakka v\u00ed\u00f0ast hvar; sennilega telja menn a\u00f0 \u00feeir hvetji til reykinga. \u00deetta kemur annars ekki m\u00e1l vi\u00f0 mig, \u00e9g b\u00fd r\u00e9tt utan l\u00f3\u00f0armarka FVA, en er afskaplega \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gilegt fyrir a\u00f0ra reykingamenn. \u00c9g er handviss um a\u00f0 s\u00e1 sem klaga\u00f0i \u00ed heilbrig\u00f0isfulltr\u00faa (e\u00f0a \u00e1l\u00edka starfsheiti) ger\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 ekki af umhyggju fyrir nemendum (\u00fe\u00e1\u00a0gefur hann s\u00e9r\u00a0a\u00f0 nemandi sj\u00e1i \u00f3vart \u00a0upp\u00e1haldskennarann sinn reykja uppi \u00e1 sv\u00f6lum og nemandi \u00e1kve\u00f0ur\u00a0\u00fe\u00e1 \u00a0umsvifalaust a\u00f0 taka hann s\u00e9r til fyrirmyndar og skokkar eftir pakka \u00fat\u00ed n\u00e6stu b\u00fa\u00f0.) Nei, \u00e9g held a\u00f0 kl\u00f6gunin s\u00e9 sprottin af Midlife Crisis, einhvers konar \u00f6fund e\u00f0a beinb\u00e6gni \u00ed gar\u00f0 st\u00e9ttarinnar og v\u00e6ntanlega st\u00f3ri\u00f0ju einnig. \u00c9g s\u00e9 annars a\u00f0 \u00feessi s\u00ed\u00f0ustu or\u00f0 eiga vel vi\u00f0 sem lokaor\u00f0: \u00ed gar\u00f0 st\u00e9ttarinnar<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u00deetta ver\u00f0ur stutt – \u00e9g er \u00f6rmagna eftir a\u00f0 hafa seti\u00f0 tvo fundi, reynt a\u00f0 vinna eitthva\u00f0 sm\u00e1vegis, leggja mig, k\u00edkja \u00e1 \u00fats\u00f6lur me\u00f0 kvenlegu hugarfari (eina lokkandi sem \u00e9g s\u00e1 var korselett sem Atla …<\/span> Read More …<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-75","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}