{"id":76,"date":"2009-01-08T18:32:22","date_gmt":"2009-01-08T18:32:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harpa.blogg.is\/2009-01-08\/litla-stulka-og-sigarettan-hinir-jofnu-og-eg\/"},"modified":"2009-01-08T18:32:22","modified_gmt":"2009-01-08T18:32:22","slug":"litla-stulka-og-sigarettan-hinir-jofnu-og-eg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/2009\/01\/08\/litla-stulka-og-sigarettan-hinir-jofnu-og-eg\/","title":{"rendered":"Litla st\u00falkan og s\u00edgarettan, hinir j\u00f6fnu og \u00e9g"},"content":{"rendered":"

Litla st\u00falkan og s\u00edgarettan<\/em> er aldeilis m\u00f6gnu\u00f0 b\u00f3k!\u00a0 Samt er \u00e9g bara h\u00e1lfnu\u00f0\u00a0me\u00f0\u00a0hana.\u00a0H\u00fan byrjar \u00e1 a\u00f0 l\u00fdsa \u00falfakreppu \u00feegar dau\u00f0ad\u00e6mdur fangi vill f\u00e1 a\u00f0 reykja eina s\u00edgarettu \u00e1\u00f0ur en hann deyr. \u00cd gildi eru l\u00f6g sem segja a\u00f0\u00a0uppfylla skuli eina \u00f3sk \u00e1\u00f0ur\u00a0en dau\u00f0d\u00e6mdur fangi f\u00e6r dau\u00f0asprautuna. \u00cd gildi eru einnig l\u00f6g sem banna reykingar me\u00f0 \u00f6llu og alveg s\u00e9rdeilis \u00e1 opinberum st\u00f6\u00f0um, eins og fangelsi og aft\u00f6kusta\u00f0. Inn \u00ed \u00feetta fl\u00e9ttast a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3tt allir landsmenn viti (me\u00f0 heila\u00fevotti) a\u00f0 s\u00edgarettur eru ofbo\u00f0slega \u00f3hollar, jafnt beinar sem \u00f3beinar reykingar, \u00fe\u00e1 er svol\u00edti\u00f0 erfitt a\u00f0 v\u00edsa \u00ed \u00feau r\u00f6k \u00far \u00fev\u00ed taka \u00e1 fangann af l\u00edfi strax \u00e1 eftir; Skiptir \u00fea\u00f0 m\u00e1li \u00fe\u00f3tt hann neyti hro\u00f0alega \u00f3hollrar s\u00edgarettu sem mun ska\u00f0a heilsu hans \u00far \u00fev\u00ed hann ver\u00f0ur tekinn af l\u00edfi nokkrum m\u00edn\u00fatum\u00a0s\u00ed\u00f0ar, til a\u00f0 fulln\u00e6gja r\u00e9ttl\u00e6tinu?<\/p>\n

\u00deetta sem \u00e9g rakti h\u00e9r a\u00f0 ofan er aukasaga, nokkurs konar rammi um sk\u00e1lds\u00f6guna sj\u00e1lfa. A\u00f0alsagan er um opinberan starfsmann\u00a0sem er svo \u00f3heppinn a\u00f0 l\u00edtil st\u00falka kemur a\u00f0 honum \u00fear sem hann er a\u00f0 stelast til a\u00f0 reykja.\u00a0\u00cd \u00feessu n\u00fdja samf\u00e9lagi eru \u00fea\u00f0 b\u00f6rnin sem r\u00e1\u00f0a og eru \u00e1vallt \u00ed fyrirr\u00fami. Or\u00f0 litlu st\u00falkunnar mega s\u00edn \u00feess vegna miklu meir en mi\u00f0aldra opinbera starfsmannsins.<\/p>\n

\u00deessi b\u00f3k minnir mig a\u00f0 sumu leyti \u00e1\u00a0b\u00f3k Orwells um\u00a0F\u00e9laga Nap\u00f3leon<\/em>\u00a0(Animal Farm)<\/em>.\u00a0\u00deegar b\u00fai\u00f0 var a\u00f0 gera uppreisn \u00ed b\u00f3kinni \u00feeirri og allir \u00e1ttu a\u00f0 hafa jafnan r\u00e9tt kom \u00ed lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 sumir voru jafnari en a\u00f0rir. \u00c9g \u00fearf ekki anna\u00f0 en l\u00edta yfir g\u00f6tuna til a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 hina\u00a0\u00f3j\u00f6fnu nemendur og kennara reykja vi\u00f0 gangst\u00e9ttarbr\u00fan.<\/p>\n

\u00deessu snillingi sem datt \u00ed hug a\u00f0 n\u00e1 fram reykleysi me\u00f0 valdbo\u00f0i hefur sennilega ekki dotti\u00f0 \u00ed hug a\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00feessum harkalegri reglum vinnst a\u00f0allega tvennt:\u00a0 Allir ver\u00f0a me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 t\u00e6ru hvar l\u00f3\u00f0am\u00f6rk FVA eru og reykingar vi\u00f0 l\u00f3\u00f0m\u00f6rkin, \u00e1\u00a0 opnu sv\u00e6\u00f0i, eru miklu s\u00fdnilegri en \u00e1\u00f0ur, fr\u00e1 m\u00e9r s\u00e9\u00f0 ansi effekt\u00edfar augl\u00fdsingar. \u00cd b\u00f3k Orwells t\u00f3ku sv\u00ednin v\u00f6ldin.\u00a0\u00c9g s\u00e9 ekki almennilega fyrir m\u00e9r hverjir \u00feeir eru sem f\u00e1 kikk \u00fat\u00far \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 sparka \u00ed reykingamenn.<\/p>\n

\u00cd Salam\u00f6ndrunum<\/em> t\u00f3ku \u00fe\u00e6r v\u00f6ldin me\u00f0\u00a0 alls\u00a0konar jafnr\u00e9ttis-\u00a0og r\u00e9ttl\u00e6tissamningum\u00a0og s\u00f6kktu loks \u00f6llu landi og m\u00f6nnunum me\u00f0. M\u00e9r er \u00f3kunnugt um hvort Salam\u00f6ndrurnar voru reyklausar e\u00f0ur ei; \u00feetta er svo g\u00f6mul b\u00f3k a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfsagt hefur enginn sp\u00e1\u00f0 \u00ed \u00fea\u00f0. \u00c9g man heldur ekki nafn h\u00f6fundar … g\u00e6ti \u00fea\u00f0 veri\u00f0 Kapec? \u00a0Myndin s\u00fdnir (g\u00f3\u00f0)gla\u00f0a fiska \u00e1 g\u00f6ngu \u00ed reykingafjandsamlegu umhverfi og g\u00e6tt glatt einhvern. \u00dea\u00f0 er ekki h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 hvort \u00feetta eru \u00feorskar.<\/p>\n

\u00c9g hef \u00ed alv\u00f6runni aldrei nennt a\u00f0 lesa \u00ed gegnum R\u00e9ttarh\u00f6ldin<\/em> Kafka eins og allir b\u00f3kmenntafr\u00e6\u00f0ingar eiga a\u00f0 gera, en \u00feess meir af texta \u00fear sem b\u00f3kin s\u00fa er m\u00e6r\u00f0. Opinberi starfsma\u00f0urinn \u00ed Litlu st\u00falkunni og s\u00edgarettunni<\/em> \u00e1 s\u00e9r sj\u00e1lfsagt nokkra samsv\u00f6run \u00ed\u00a0J\u00f3sef K.,\u00a0sem ekki vissi upp \u00e1 sig nokkra s\u00f6k \u00feegar hann var handtekinn.<\/p>\n

\u00c9g er or\u00f0in svo hundlei\u00f0 \u00e1 malinu \u00ed \u00feeim jafnari um \u00f3hollustu reykinga, beinna sem \u00f3beinna, a\u00f0 \u00e9g g\u00e6ti gubba\u00f0. Jafnara f\u00f3lki\u00f0 er yfirleitt a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 komast yfir eigin komplexa me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hreykja s\u00e9r e\u00f0a r\u00e1\u00f0a yfir \u00f6\u00f0rum.\u00dea\u00f0 telst ekki enn vi\u00f0 h\u00e6fi a\u00f0 ganga a\u00f0 einhverjum og segja a\u00f0 hann s\u00e9 alltof feitur og \u00e6tti a\u00f0 passa sig, berjast fyrir kj\u00f6tlausu f\u00e6\u00f0i \/ sushi\/ gr\u00e6nmetisf\u00e6\u00f0i\/ hr\u00e1f\u00e6\u00f0i \/ og sj\u00e1lfsagt kemur einhvern t\u00edma\u00a0\u00e1 daginn a\u00f0 anerox\u00edskt \u00fatlit teljist eftirs\u00f3knarver\u00f0ast. \u00c9g vil vera feit, a.m.k. b\u00fattu\u00f0 (eftir a\u00f0 hafa veri\u00f0 horgrind alla \u00e6vi – \u00fat af reykingunum n\u00e1tt\u00farlega), m\u00e9r finnst l\u00edkamsr\u00e6kt lei\u00f0inleg, \u00e9g \u00e6tla ekki a\u00f0 h\u00e6tta a\u00f0 reykja\u00a0frekar en\u00a0neitt \u00fea\u00f0 sem l\u00e6tur m\u00e9r l\u00ed\u00f0a sk\u00e1r \u00feegar \u00e9g er on\u00ed Helv\u00edtisgj\u00e1nni. Allir deyja einhvern t\u00edma og \u00e9g held a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0 fyrir l\u00f6ngu.\u00a0 H\u00e1vam\u00e1l taka \u00feetta efni \u00e1g\u00e6tlega fyrir og \u00e9g v\u00edsa bara \u00ed \u00feau.<\/p>\n

Til a\u00f0 koma til m\u00f3ts vi\u00f0 hina jafnari, r\u00e9tts\u00fdnni, lifa-lengur-li\u00f0i\u00f0,\u00a0o.s.fr. hef \u00e9g \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0 a\u00f0 pallurinn minn h\u00e9r fyrir utan h\u00fasi\u00f0 s\u00e9 reyklaust sv\u00e6\u00f0i. (\u00deessi \u00e1kv\u00f6r\u00f0un ver\u00f0ur endursko\u00f0u\u00f0 \u00ed ma\u00ed.) Ef einhver h\u00f6ndlar ekki innanh\u00fass-reykingar bloggynju \u00fe\u00e1 er bara a\u00f0 fara \u00fat \u00e1 pall og anda a\u00f0 s\u00e9r t\u00e1hreinu loftinu (g\u00e6ti veri\u00f0 soldi\u00f0 sementsryk \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed en sjaldan Laugafisks-f\u00fdla sem leggur yfir Ne\u00f0ri Skagann. Peningalykt bernsku minnar er p\u00eds of keik mi\u00f0a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 hva\u00f0 Laugafiski tekst a\u00f0 framlei\u00f0a.)<\/p>\n

\u00de\u00e1 l\u00edtur \u00feetta svona \u00fat, s\u00e9\u00f0 fr\u00e1 a\u00f0alinngangi FVA: St\u00e9tt, b\u00edlast\u00e6\u00f0i, steypuhlunkar \u00e1 l\u00f3\u00f0am\u00f6rkum, einf\u00f6ld r\u00f6\u00f0 reykingamanna, gangst\u00e9tt, meiri b\u00edlast\u00e6\u00f0i, gatan, gangst\u00e9tt, st\u00e9tt, algerlega ofbo\u00f0slega reyklaus pallur, f\u00faavar\u00f0ur me\u00f0 maghon\u00ed lit. \u00c9g hef alltaf f\u00faavari\u00f0 hann sj\u00e1lf og glansa af \u00e1n\u00e6gju eftir a\u00f0 \u00e9g komast a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g er t\u00edfalt hra\u00f0virkari \u00ed f\u00faavarnavinnu en starfsma\u00f0ur K\u00cd \u00ed sama djobbi.<\/p>\n

Og ef einhver hinna jafnari getur komist a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed af hverju er svona mikil mygluf\u00fdla \u00ed sk\u00f3lanum m\u00ednum (og \u00e1byggilega st\u00f3rh\u00e6ttuleg sveppagr\u00f3 sem vi\u00f0 \u00ed byggingunni \u00f6ndum a\u00f0 okkur allan daginn) v\u00e6ri \u00fea\u00f0 vo\u00f0a gott!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Litla st\u00falkan og s\u00edgarettan er aldeilis m\u00f6gnu\u00f0 b\u00f3k!\u00a0 Samt er \u00e9g bara h\u00e1lfnu\u00f0\u00a0me\u00f0\u00a0hana.\u00a0H\u00fan byrjar \u00e1 a\u00f0 l\u00fdsa \u00falfakreppu \u00feegar dau\u00f0ad\u00e6mdur fangi vill f\u00e1 a\u00f0 reykja eina s\u00edgarettu \u00e1\u00f0ur en hann deyr. \u00cd gildi eru l\u00f6g …<\/span> Read More …<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}