{"id":82,"date":"2009-01-20T20:29:16","date_gmt":"2009-01-20T20:29:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harpa.blogg.is\/2009-01-20\/kroppatamning-a-thrjoskunni\/"},"modified":"2009-01-20T20:29:16","modified_gmt":"2009-01-20T20:29:16","slug":"kroppatamning-a-thrjoskunni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/2009\/01\/20\/kroppatamning-a-thrjoskunni\/","title":{"rendered":"Kroppatamning \u00e1 \u00ferj\u00f3skunni"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00c9g er sums\u00e9 byrju\u00f0 \u00ed l\u00edkamsr\u00e6kt, a\u00f0allega af uppsafna\u00f0ri gremju yfir a\u00f0 vera ekki eins og hinar (konur \u00e1 m\u00ednum aldri)\u00a0og af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 vera ekki bara kramaraumingi \u00e1 s\u00e1linni heldur einnig \u00e1 l\u00edkama.<\/p>\n

D\u00e6miger\u00f0ur t\u00edmi er m\u00e1nudagst\u00edminn:\u00a0<\/p>\n

Klukkut\u00edma fyrr f\u00f3r \u00e9g \u00ed trimmbuxurnar og fann til drasli\u00f0 – sk\u00f3 og svolei\u00f0is. Svo sat \u00e9g og eggja\u00f0i sj\u00e1lfa mig l\u00f6geggjan a\u00f0 m\u00e6ta \u00ed helv\u00edtis t\u00edmann. \u00dea\u00f0 tekur svona 20 m\u00edn. a\u00f0 labba \u00fevert yfir nesi\u00f0, \u00fear sem Ja\u00f0arsbakka\u00ed\u00fer\u00f3ttamusteri\u00f0 er. \u00de\u00e1 haf\u00f0i \u00e9g 10 m\u00edn\u00fatur til a\u00f0 tala vi\u00f0 hinar konurnar og afsaka hva\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri mikill aumingi og \u00fe\u00e6r peppu\u00f0u mig r\u00e6kilega upp.<\/p>\n

Svo hefst t\u00edminn.\u00a0 Fyrst eru grillj\u00f3n hopp og h\u00ed \u00e1 palli. \u00c9g kann r\u00e9tt t\u00e6plega grunnr\u00fat\u00ednuna \u00ed er\u00f3bikki og einsetti m\u00e9r a\u00f0 gera bara hana, sleppa \u00ferem hnj\u00e1m og n\u00edu\u00a0hnj\u00e1m og h\u00f6ndum me\u00f0,\u00a0en reyna \u00ed sta\u00f0inn a\u00f0 halda alltof hr\u00f6\u00f0um taktinum. Eftir t\u00edu m\u00edn\u00fatur er \u00e9g n\u00e6stum d\u00e1in; f\u00e6turnir h\u00e6ttir a\u00f0 hl\u00fd\u00f0a og mig er fari\u00f0 a\u00f0 sundla. (Sem framt\u00ed\u00f0arvi\u00f0br\u00f6g\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00feessu er r\u00e9tt a\u00f0 taka ekki Rivotril fyrir t\u00edma, jafnvel \u00fe\u00f3tt kv\u00ed\u00f0inn vilji lj\u00faga upp \u00e1 mann \u00e6lupest e\u00f0a hjarta\u00e1falli.\u00a0 Rivotril er \u00e1byggilega ekki gott veganesti fyrir \u00feolfimi. \u00de\u00e1 veit \u00e9g \u00fea\u00f0.)<\/p>\n

Myndskreyting s\u00fdnir fjarl\u00e6gan framt\u00ed\u00f0ardraum … nema kannski h\u00e1ri\u00f0.<\/p>\n

En\u00a0aftur \u00ed \u00e6sispennandi speglasalinn:\u00a0<\/p>\n

Konur \u00e1 \u00f6llum aldri og allri l\u00edkamsger\u00f0 flugu \u00fearna yfir s\u00edna palla \u00fevers og kruss \u00ed allskonar fl\u00f3knum r\u00fat\u00ednum og bl\u00e9su ekki \u00far n\u00f6s. \u00c9g br\u00e1 fyrir mig \u00e6\u00f0ruleysisskildi og \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 einn yr\u00f0i a\u00f0 vera l\u00e9legastur (“a\u00f0 einn er au\u00f0kvisi \u00e6ttar hverrar”\u00a0segir \u00ed fornum fr\u00e6\u00f0um) og \u00fea\u00f0 g\u00e6ti sosum alveg eins veri\u00f0 \u00e9g, kennslufr\u00e6\u00f0ilega s\u00e9\u00f0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

Myndin til h\u00e6gri l\u00fdsir annarri draums\u00fdn …<\/p>\n

Eftir t\u00e6pan h\u00e1lft\u00edma \u00e1tti a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 \u00e6fa einhverja tv\u00edh\u00f6f\u00f0a og \u00fer\u00edh\u00f6f\u00f0a (sem \u00e9g er alls ekki viss um a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi!). \u00c9g er me\u00f0 t\u00edmasetningar \u00e1 hreinu \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g er me\u00f0 auga\u00f0 \u00e1 klukkunni, eins og elskulegir nemendur m\u00ednir eru stundum \u00e1 morgnana.<\/p>\n

OK: Kona settist \u00e1 pallbr\u00fan, l\u00e9t rassinn s\u00edga on\u00e1 g\u00f3lf og dr\u00f3 sig upp aftur. \u00deetta var gert me\u00f0 handafli.\u00a0 Eftir nokkur sig og hnig – ekkert svo erfitt – small einhver andskotinn \u00ed brj\u00f3stinu \u00e1 m\u00e9r og \u00e9g fann hryllilega til. \u00deetta var samt ekkert hjarta\u00e1fallslegt … \u00e9g er n\u00fa svo kl\u00e1r \u00ed \u00feeim verkjunum eftir \u00f6ll ofsakv\u00ed\u00f0ak\u00f6stin. Nei, \u00e9g held a\u00f0 einhver sin hafi skroppi\u00f0 til, milli bringubeins og rifja.\u00a0 \u00deetta var samt hundvont.<\/p>\n

M\u00e9r og kennaranum fannst a\u00f0 n\u00fa v\u00e6ri n\u00f3g komi\u00f0 og \u00e9g f\u00e9kk a\u00f0 fara eftir h\u00e1lfan t\u00edmann … svo hringdi elskulegur kennarinn um kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 til a\u00f0 vita hvort \u00e9g v\u00e6ri alvarlega meidd.<\/p>\n

N\u00e6sti t\u00edmi er \u00e1 morgun og n\u00fa hef \u00e9g sett m\u00e9r \u00feessi markmi\u00f0:\u00a0 Gera a.m.k. helminginn af \u00e6fingunum og vera a.m.k. h\u00e1lfan t\u00edmann. Til a\u00f0 f\u00f3\u00f0ra \u00feessi markmi\u00f0 betur fyrir m\u00e9r, svo \u00feau s\u00e9u ekki eins aumingjaleg,\u00a0bendi \u00e9g \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00e9g labba a.m.k. 3 km samtals fram og tilbaka fyrir og eftir l\u00edkamsr\u00e6kt.<\/p>\n

Ef \u00e9g lifi af \u00feessar sex vikur held \u00e9g n\u00e1tt\u00farlega \u00e1fram og draumurinn hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r er a\u00f0 geta hoppa\u00f0 \u00ed kringum pallinn vi\u00f0 hra\u00f0a t\u00f3nlist eins og ALLAR HINAR GETA.<\/p>\n

\u00c9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 f\u00e6ra mig aftast \u00ed salinn. Svo hef \u00e9g fundi\u00f0 soldi\u00f0 af t\u00f6lvumyndb\u00f6ndum \u00fear sem k\u00ednversir karla kenna algengar er\u00f3bikk r\u00fat\u00ednur. \u00dev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur sn\u00faa \u00feeir a\u00f0 manni en \u00e9g \u00fearf lei\u00f0beinanda sem sn\u00fdr eins og \u00e9g (\u00fataf h\u00e6gri-vinstri f\u00f6tluninni).<\/p>\n

Systkini mega hr\u00f3sa \u00feessu framtaki kramaraumingjans ef vilja!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00c9g er sums\u00e9 byrju\u00f0 \u00ed l\u00edkamsr\u00e6kt, a\u00f0allega af uppsafna\u00f0ri gremju yfir a\u00f0 vera ekki eins og hinar (konur \u00e1 m\u00ednum aldri)\u00a0og af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 vera ekki bara kramaraumingi \u00e1 s\u00e1linni heldur einnig \u00e1 l\u00edkama. D\u00e6miger\u00f0ur …<\/span> Read More …<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}