Inngangsor\u00f0: \u00deessi f\u00e6rsla er hvorki um kreppu n\u00e9 m\u00f3tm\u00e6li. \u00c9g hef \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0 a\u00f0 m\u00f3tm\u00e6la \u00feessum hall\u00e6rism\u00f3tm\u00e6la-m\u00fag me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 blogga ekki um hann; \u00fea\u00f0 m\u00e6tti kannski halda a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f6gn s\u00e9 sama og sam\u00feykki en \u00ed \u00feessu havar\u00edi m\u00e1 skilja \u00fe\u00f6gn sem andm\u00e6li m\u00f3tm\u00e6la. \u00c9g hef sam\u00fa\u00f0 me\u00f0 f\u00f3lkinu m\u00ednu \u00ed \u00feurrab\u00fa\u00f0inni og muni\u00f0 a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 Skagamenn t\u00f6kum\u00a0\u00e1vallt vel \u00e1 m\u00f3ti fl\u00f3ttam\u00f6nnum!\u00a0<\/p>\n
H\u00e9r er viki\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00f6\u00f0ru:\u00a0<\/p>\n
Best a\u00f0 halda dyggum lesendum uppl\u00fdstum hvert sinn sem kroppatamningunni vindur eitthva\u00f0 fram (sem \u00e9g reyndar ekki viss um a\u00f0 s\u00e9 a\u00f0 gerast). Lauslega sag\u00f0ar eru fr\u00e9ttirnar \u00feessar:<\/p>\n
– \u00cd g\u00e6r passa\u00f0i \u00e9g a\u00f0 taka ekki Rivotril og m\u00e6tti \u00fat \u00e1 Ja\u00f0arsbakka svolei\u00f0is sk\u00ednandi hrein og edr\u00fa (“clean and sober” er t\u00e6knifrasinn). Ni\u00f0ursta\u00f0an er s\u00fa a\u00f0 e.t.v.\u00a0er \u00e9g ekki alveg jafn gr\u00fatsl\u00f6pp og annars en \u00e1 hinn b\u00f3ginn hafa allar bo\u00f0lei\u00f0ir brenglast svo handleggir l\u00e9tu alls ekki a\u00f0 stj\u00f3rn og vanar kroppad\u00fdrkunarkonur sj\u00e1 au\u00f0vita\u00f0 hversu erfitt og ruglandi \u00fea\u00f0 er ef b\u00e6\u00f0i hendur og f\u00e6tur skj\u00e1lfa a\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0i. Sennilega g\u00faterar heilinn \u00e1 m\u00e9r ekki eitthvert n\u00e1tt\u00farulega framleitt endorf\u00edn.\u00a0 \u00c9g n\u00e1\u00f0i ekki a\u00f0 vera alveg h\u00e1lfan t\u00edmann – var or\u00f0i\u00f0 svo fl\u00f6kurt – en pl\u00fasinn \u00ed g\u00e6r var a\u00f0 ung kona (fyrrum nemandi) sag\u00f0ist hafa veri\u00f0 me\u00f0 m\u00e9r \u00ed morgun-er\u00f3bikki fyrir nokkrum \u00e1rum og \u00e9g hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 svo dugleg! Hm … \u00e9g hl\u00fdt a\u00f0 hafa veri\u00f0 \u00ed veikindaleyfi \u00fe\u00e1 … \u00e6tli \u00e9g hafi ekki veri\u00f0 \u00ed raflostme\u00f0fer\u00f0? En mi\u00f0vikudagurinn flokkast pl\u00fasmegin \u00far \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g m\u00e6tti og reyndi.<\/p>\n
– \u00cd dag \u00e1kva\u00f0 \u00e9g a\u00f0 droppa inn \u00ed K\u00farfuna, sem er miklu vingjarnlegri og kvenlegri r\u00e6kt en Ja\u00f0arsbakkar\u00e6ktin. Labba\u00f0i \u00feanga\u00f0 \u00ed storminum og h\u00e1lkunni, me\u00f0 vatnsfl\u00f6sku og strigask\u00f3 … til \u00feess eins a\u00f0 lesa um minni opnun vegna kreppu og \u00e9g lenti \u00e1 loka\u00f0a bilinu um mi\u00f0jan daginn. \u00c9g f\u00f3r aftur heim en gleymdi \u00f6\u00f0ru sem \u00e9g \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 bard\u00fasa. Seinna f\u00f3r \u00e9g \u00ed hitt bard\u00fasi\u00f0 og var komin a\u00f0 K\u00farfunni \u00feegar rann upp fyrir m\u00e9r a\u00f0 \u00ed rauninni myndu tv\u00e6r fer\u00f0ir, fram og tilbaka, fr\u00e1 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 K\u00farfu dekka nokkurn veginn h\u00e1lft\u00edma-k\u00farfut\u00edmann. Svolei\u00f0is a\u00f0 \u00e9g set \u00feennan dag pl\u00fasmegin.<\/p>\n
– Um morgundaginn er ekkert h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 segja (ef ma\u00f0ur er hinn g\u00f3\u00f0i AA ma\u00f0ur).<\/p>\n
– Enn anna\u00f0: Mig vantar betri gr\u00e6jur og f\u00f6t, \u00ed\u00fer\u00f3ttakyns. \u00cd okkar g\u00f3\u00f0a b\u00e6 er rj\u00fakandi \u00fatsala \u00e1 sport- og t\u00edskuv\u00f6rum. \u00c9g hef hins vegar strengt \u00feess heit a\u00f0 versla ekki \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0um sem heita \u00fatlendum n\u00f6fnum. \u00deessi \u00ed\u00fer\u00f3ttab\u00fa\u00f0 heitir Gallery Ozone. H\u00e9ti h\u00fan “S\u00fdningarsalur \u00fer\u00ed-ildis” mundi \u00e9g versla \u00fear. Kannski \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ir Ozone eitthva\u00f0 anna\u00f0 en kannski eru stafsetningarvillur til a\u00f0 punta upp \u00e1 \u00f3sonlagi\u00f0, sem er svo \u00f3spennandi.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g l\u00e6t \u00feessu loki\u00f0 a\u00f0 sinni, nenni ekki a\u00f0 myndskreyta og vona a\u00f0 vinstri sinnu\u00f0u\u00a0menntamannab\u00f6rnin kasti ekki neinu \u00f3gislegra en skyri \u00ed l\u00f6gguna \u00ed n\u00f3tt.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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