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\u00c9g er jafn slj\u00f3 \u00ed dag og \u00ed g\u00e6r og \u00e1 jafnerfitt me\u00f0 allt!\u00a0 Hins vegar kasta\u00f0i hinn g\u00f3\u00f0i l\u00e6knir til m\u00edn bjarghring sem viskum vona a\u00f0 dragi mig a\u00f0 landi yfir helgina.<\/p>\n\u00c9g er jafn slj\u00f3 \u00ed dag og \u00ed g\u00e6r og \u00e1 jafnerfitt me\u00f0 allt!\u00a0 Hins vegar kasta\u00f0i hinn g\u00f3\u00f0i l\u00e6knir til m\u00edn bjarghring sem viskum vona a\u00f0 dragi mig a\u00f0 landi yfir helgina.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g hef sem sagt veri\u00f0 kramaraumingi fr\u00e1 \u00feri\u00f0judegi til dagsins \u00ed dag en eygi n\u00fa von til a\u00f0 komast \u00far \u00fev\u00ed hlutverki. \u00deetta var ![](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.this.is\/harpa\/blogg_nytt\/reykir.gif?resize=66%2C54\")
verulega dj\u00fap d\u00fdfa!\u00a0 \u00deegar \u00e9g \u00fearf a\u00f0 beita \u00f6llum viljastyrks-t\u00e6tlunum og allri orku dagsins \u00ed a\u00f0 koma sj\u00e1lfri m\u00e9r \u00ed sturtu og fresta \u00fev\u00ed ekki \u00fe\u00e1 er \u00e1standi\u00f0 sl\u00e6mt.\u00a0 Fr\u00edsk fer \u00e9g \u00ed sturtu dag hvern, l\u00edka til a\u00f0 ey\u00f0a hinni st\u00f3rh\u00e6ttulegu reykingalykt \u00far h\u00e1rinu \u00e1 m\u00e9r \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g hitti saklaust ungvi\u00f0i\u00f0. Og n\u00e1ttla fer \u00e9g \u00ed fersk f\u00f6t daglega sama ungvi\u00f0is vegna.<\/p>\n
Rauns\u00e6tt mat er a\u00f0 nemendur hafi ekki sakna\u00f0 m\u00edn neitt heldur leiki\u00f0 lausum hala og alls ekki lesi\u00f0 B\u00e1r\u00f0ar s\u00f6gu<\/em>! Vi\u00f0 getum vonandi porra\u00f0 n\u00e1msefni, nemendur og kennara upp eftir helgina svo okkur lei\u00f0ist ekki. Nj\u00e1luh\u00f3pnum treysti \u00e9g til a\u00f0 vera b\u00fainn me\u00f0 megni\u00f0 af Nj\u00e1lu og vita \u00fat \u00ed h\u00f6rgul hvernig landslag \u00e1 \u00feessum sl\u00f3\u00f0um hefur breyst fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed “dalur” var ” \u00ed hvolnum”.<\/p>\n Mitt n\u00e1m \u00ed fyrsta bekk \u00ed mennt\u00f3 innih\u00e9lt m.a. Nj\u00e1lu<\/em> og s\u00ed\u00f0an afar s\u00e9rsinna setningafr\u00e6\u00f0i kennarans sem hvergi hefur veri\u00f0 notu\u00f0 svo vita\u00f0 s\u00e9 og gagni\u00f0 af henni sennilega ekkert. Kennarinn var doktor \u00ed tilv\u00edsunarforn\u00f6fnunum “sem” og “er”. Sj\u00e1 allir sem hafa fylgst me\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00f0ustu tuttugu \u00e1rin a\u00f0 \u00feessi doktorsgr\u00e1\u00f0a fer fyrir l\u00edti\u00f0 \u00feegar \u00f6ll \u00edslenskumaf\u00edan \u00ed H\u00cd sn\u00fdr s\u00e9r a\u00f0 Chomsky og fer upp \u00far \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 greina “sem” og “er” sem hvurjar a\u00f0rar samtengingar.\u00a0 Or\u00f0flokknum “tilv\u00edsunarforn\u00f6fn” hent fyrir r\u00f3\u00f0a og ekki lengur til og \u00fe.a.l. ekki h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 drilla nemendur \u00ed a\u00f0 finna \u00ed hva\u00f0a falli \u00feessi or\u00f0 standa; Samtengingar beygjast ekki \u00ed f\u00f6llum.<\/p>\n Nj\u00e1lukennslan\u00a0\u00ed denn gekk vo\u00f0a miki\u00f0 \u00fat \u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 hvernig landslagi\u00f0 hef\u00f0i \u00feurft a\u00f0 vera hef\u00f0i sagan \u00e1tt a\u00f0 ganga upp. Alls konar j\u00f6kul\u00e1r h\u00f6f\u00f0u breytt um sta\u00f0 og vatnsmagn, j\u00f6klar gengi\u00f0 sundur og saman, sj\u00f3rinn dekka\u00f0 V\u00edk \u00ed M\u00fdrdal og marg-margoft st\u00f3\u00f0 kennarinn vi\u00f0 st\u00f3ra landakorti\u00f0 og dr\u00f3 me\u00f0 fingri Fjallabakslei\u00f0 nyr\u00f0ri og Fjallabakslei\u00f0 sy\u00f0ri. \u00dear sem \u00e9g haf\u00f0i\u00a0hvorki smala\u00f0 \u00e1 h\u00e1lendinu n\u00e9 vissi hvar V\u00edk var, svo ekki s\u00e9 minnst \u00e1 D\u00edmon (sem \u00e9g leyfi m\u00ednum nemendum a\u00f0 hafa \u00ed karlkyni skv. m\u00e1ltilfinningu) og var \u00e1l\u00edka \u00e1hugalaus um Trausta Einarsson jar\u00f0fr\u00e6\u00f0ing, sem doktor Harald kennara, \u00fe\u00e1 skila\u00f0i \u00feessi fyrstubekkjarkennsla \u00feeim effekt\u00edva \u00e1rangri a\u00f0 b\u00f3lusetja mig fyrir Nj\u00e1lu \u00ed meir en tuttugu \u00e1r!\u00a0 \u00deegar \u00e9g las s\u00f6guna aftur, eftir tuttugu \u00e1r pl\u00fas, rann upp fyrir m\u00e9r a\u00f0 \u00feetta er f\u00edn spennusaga, me\u00f0 sm\u00e1vegis porn\u00f3graf\u00edu \u00ed upphafi og bl\u00f3\u00f0ir fl\u00e6\u00f0ir eins og \u00ed hva\u00f0a almennilegum vestra. S\u00ed\u00f0an hef \u00e9g velt fyrir m\u00e9r hvursu dreplei\u00f0inlegur kennari \u00fearf a\u00f0 vera til a\u00f0 b\u00f3lusetja nemendur fyrir l\u00edfst\u00ed\u00f0. Vona a\u00f0 \u00e9g ver\u00f0i ekki til \u00feess.<\/p>\n Svo er \u00fea\u00f0 Facebook<\/em> e\u00f0a Smettiskrudda<\/em> (n\u00fdyr\u00f0i litla br\u00f3\u00f0ur sem \u00e9g kann s\u00e9rlega vel vi\u00f0). \u00c9g s\u00e9 \u00fev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur ekki kostina vi\u00f0 Smettiskruddu nema \u00fe\u00e1 helst a\u00f0 geta nj\u00f3sna\u00f0 um einkal\u00edf yngri sonarins eftir a\u00f0 hann var svo vitlaus a\u00f0 “adda” m\u00e9r \u00e1 vinalistann sinn. \u00deessa dagana hef \u00e9g a\u00f0eins k\u00edkt \u00fearna inn og finnst allt \u00ed kaos og ef kona skr\u00e1ir sig eing\u00f6ngu til a\u00f0 vera me\u00f0 \u00ed \u00e6ttarm\u00f3tsgr\u00fappu \u00fe\u00e1 er eins og andskotinn komi me\u00f0 alla s\u00edna\u00a0p\u00faka;\u00a0 gyllibo\u00f0 og vinafj\u00f6ld. “\u00dea\u00f0 eru allir \u00e1 Facebook!”\u00a0 \u00deessu skal \u00e9g tr\u00faa \u00fev\u00ed \u00fev\u00ed \u00e1 smettiskrudduvettvangi \u00e6gir \u00f6llu saman og allt komi\u00f0 \u00ed steik. Auk \u00feess sem \u00e9g hef fyrir satt a\u00f0 nemandi\u00a0nor\u00f0ur \u00ed S-\u00deing.\u00a0hafi “adda\u00f0” \u00c9g er jafn slj\u00f3 \u00ed dag og \u00ed g\u00e6r og \u00e1 jafnerfitt me\u00f0 allt!\u00a0 Hins vegar kasta\u00f0i hinn g\u00f3\u00f0i l\u00e6knir til m\u00edn bjarghring sem viskum vona a\u00f0 dragi mig a\u00f0 landi yfir helgina. \u00c9g hef …<\/span> Read More …<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-88","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=88"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=88"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=88"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=88"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.this.is\/harpa\/blogg_nytt\/morri2.jpg?resize=126%2C94\")
Skagamanni \u00e1 \u00e1tj\u00e1nda \u00e1ri inn \u00ed gr\u00fappuna “Bakka\u00e6ttin” til a\u00f0 str\u00ed\u00f0a yngri syninum. Vi\u00f0 sitjum \u00fear me\u00f0 uppi me\u00f0 Skagamanninn \u00e1 n\u00e6stu fimm \u00e6ttarm\u00f3tum! Fyrir svo utan \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 hann heitir nafni og f\u00f6\u00f0urnafni sem einn ekta Bakka\u00e6ttarma\u00f0ur ber. (Munar a\u00f0 v\u00edsu sennilega 40 – 50 \u00e1rum en umsj\u00f3narma\u00f0ur gr\u00fappunnar hefur sj\u00e1lfsagt haldi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feetta v\u00e6ri g\u00f6mul mynd.) N\u00fdi Bakka\u00e6ttinginn mundi svo sem punta \u00e1g\u00e6tlega upp \u00e1 samkv\u00e6mi\u00f0 \u00ed sumar, \u00e9g er ekkert a\u00f0 af\u00feakka \u00fea\u00f0.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"