{"id":95,"date":"2009-02-28T20:03:43","date_gmt":"2009-02-28T20:03:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/harpa.blogg.is\/2009-02-28\/gomlu-karlar-daudans-og-yfirgangur-sporgongumanna\/"},"modified":"2009-02-28T20:03:43","modified_gmt":"2009-02-28T20:03:43","slug":"gomlu-karlar-daudans-og-yfirgangur-sporgongumanna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/2009\/02\/28\/gomlu-karlar-daudans-og-yfirgangur-sporgongumanna\/","title":{"rendered":"G\u00f6mlu karlar dau\u00f0ans og hanaslagur sporg\u00f6ngumanna"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00c9g var reyndar a\u00f0 hugsa um a\u00f0 skrifa um \u00datsvar<\/em> og fatast\u00edl keppenda, til a\u00f0 breg\u00f0ast ekki m\u00ednum g\u00f3\u00f0a frumbur\u00f0i. \u00deess vegna k\u00edkti \u00e9g \u00e1 seinni hluta \u00fe\u00e1ttarins \u00ed g\u00e6r. En\u00a0hafandi velt fyrir m\u00e9r hver hinn velkl\u00e6ddi keppandi Nor\u00f0ur\u00feings g\u00e6ti veri\u00f0 (\u00e9g kanna\u00f0ist soooo vi\u00f0 hann) og \u00e1 endanum fatta\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feetta var S\u00e6var fr\u00e6ndi – \u00fe\u00e1 horf\u00f0i \u00e9g n\u00e1tt\u00farlega bara \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 li\u00f0i\u00f0.\u00a0 M\u00e9r fannst Nor\u00f0ur\u00feing vera me\u00f0 miklu\u00a0huggulegra li\u00f0, t.d. athyglisvert afbrig\u00f0i af skeggt\u00edsku, svo er \u00e9g n\u00e1tt\u00farlega n-\u00feingeysk a\u00f0 \u00e6tt og uppruna. \u00deegar S\u00e6var o.fl.\u00a0tr\u00f3\u00f0u uppi\u00a0\u00ed leikf\u00e9laginu Hugleik \u00ed denn, var gaman a\u00f0 fara \u00ed leiksh\u00fas! \u00dea\u00f0 er heldur verra me\u00f0 leikrit Hugleiks yngra, og \u00e1 \u00e9g \u00fear vi\u00f0 hina hryllilegu s\u00fdningu Ba\u00f0stofuna<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Eins og frumbur\u00f0urinn veit \u00fe\u00e1 \u00feykir m\u00e9r fyrrum “Gettu-betur-str\u00e1kar” alls ekki eiga erindi \u00ed \u00datsvar<\/em>. \u00cd rauninni er \u00feetta svipa\u00f0 og a\u00f0 senda \u00f3perus\u00f6ngkonu \u00ed J\u00far\u00f3vissj\u00f3n. Svo nenni \u00e9g ekki a\u00f0 tala meira um \u00fea\u00f0 st\u00f3\u00f0 (\u00e9g hef n\u00fa l\u00edti\u00f0 fylgst me\u00f0) en er soldi\u00f0 paff yfir\u00a0hve kvenkyni\u00f0 s\u00e9st sjaldan. \u00a0<\/p>\n

\u00c1\u00f0an f\u00f3r \u00e9g \u00ed fj\u00f6lmennt sextugsafm\u00e6lisbo\u00f0 sk\u00f3lameistarans m\u00edns.\u00a0 \u00dear var margt um manninn enda hefur hann H\u00f6r\u00f0ur vasast \u00ed m\u00f6rgu.\u00a0 T\u00f3nlistaratri\u00f0in voru flott; \u00dej\u00f3\u00f0lagasveitin ver\u00f0ur \u00e6 betri og \u00e6 meira org\u00ednal … en \u00e9g treysti m\u00e9r ekki til a\u00f0 vera til loka \u00ed veislunni \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g missti af KK.<\/p>\n

Undanfari\u00f0 hefur kennarastofan loga\u00f0 \u00ed illdeilum um hva\u00f0 muni best til bjargar \u00ed kreppu og hverjum s\u00e9 \u00feessi kreppa a\u00f0 kenna. \u00dea\u00f0 er n\u00e1tt\u00farlega \u00f3\u00fearfi a\u00f0 taka fram a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 eru karlkyns kennarar sem b\u00edtast um sv\u00f6rin.\u00a0 \u00deeir minna mig mest \u00e1 \u00edslenska hana \u00ed hanasamkeppni. Meira a\u00f0 segja hafa sumir teki\u00f0 upp “hanastellingu”; standa og reigja sig sem mest \u00feeir mega og liggur vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 vanti bara st\u00e9li\u00f0 til a\u00f0 fullkomna l\u00edkinguna.\u00a0\u00c9g hef \u00feess vegna teki\u00f0 \u00feann kostinn a\u00f0 dvelja meir inni \u00e1 vinnuherbergi og r\u00e6\u00f0a merkilegri m\u00e1l, s.s. st\u00f6\u00f0lun sov\u00e9skra komm\u00fanista \u00e1 brau\u00f0bakstri … sem er \u00e1kaflega s\u00e9rstakt m\u00e1l og vi\u00f0 kennararnir h\u00f6fum fengi\u00f0 prufur af sta\u00f0la\u00f0a komm\u00fanistabrau\u00f0inu undanfari\u00f0. Ef einhver hefur \u00e1huga \u00e1 svolei\u00f0is brau\u00f0i\u00a0get \u00e9g bent \u00e1 s\u00e9rfr\u00e6\u00f0ing.<\/p>\n

Kennarastofan endurspeglar heiminn ytra; \u00feetta er svona mikr\u00f3kosmos-d\u00e6mi eins og menn voru svo hrifnir af \u00e1 17. og 18. \u00f6ld. \u00cd ytri\u00a0 heiminum eru stj\u00f3rnm\u00e1lamenn a\u00f0 sn\u00faa s\u00e9r \u00ed p\u00f3lit\u00edskan hring e\u00f0a hv\u00e6sa illilega \u00e1 spyrjanda \u00fe\u00e1ttar. H\u00e9r v\u00edsa \u00e9g til Dav\u00ed\u00f0s og hins fr\u00e6ga Kastlj\u00f3ssvi\u00f0tals \u00ed vikunni.\u00a0 N\u00e1tt\u00farlega k\u00edkti \u00e9g ekki\u00a0\u00e1 \u00feetta vi\u00f0tal fyrr en \u00ed morguns\u00e1ri\u00f0 … heyr\u00f0i fyrst\u00a0samr\u00e6\u00f0ur sem\u00a0einkenndust af “v\u00edst”, “\u00fe\u00fa ert ekkert sk\u00e1rri” og “\u00fe\u00fa getur ekki sanna\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0!” (\u00feessi s\u00ed\u00f0asttalda var einmitt upp\u00e1haldssetningu litlu \u00feunnu nemendanna \u00ed ML um \u00e1ri\u00f0). Svo datt m\u00e9r \u00ed hug a\u00f0 taka hlj\u00f3\u00f0i\u00f0 af og sj\u00e1 hvernig Dav\u00ed\u00f0, sem \u00e9g hef aldrei s\u00e9\u00f0 l\u00e6f, \u00fdmist hallar s\u00e9r aftur me\u00f0 \u00fatbreiddan fa\u00f0minn e\u00f0a skellir olnbogunum \u00ed bor\u00f0 og allt a\u00f0\u00a0\u00fev\u00ed goggar \u00ed Sigmar. Hva\u00f0 hef\u00f0i gerst hef\u00f0i bor\u00f0i\u00f0 veri\u00f0 mj\u00f3rra? Svo fann \u00e9g \u00fat a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6gilegast og mest uppl\u00edfgandi var a\u00f0 hra\u00f0sp\u00f3la gegnum vi\u00f0tali\u00f0 – \u00fe\u00e1 heyrir ma\u00f0ur ekki or\u00f0askil heldur bara gagg og hreyfingarnar\u00a0l\u00edkjast afr\u00edskum dansi, e\u00f0a hanaati (\u00e9g hef heldur aldrei s\u00e9\u00f0 svolei\u00f0is l\u00e6f).<\/p>\n

Aldnir stj\u00f3rnm\u00e1lamenn sn\u00faa til baka (en vir\u00f0ist vanta flokk), s.s. J\u00f3n Baldvin. \u00c9g get ekki s\u00e9\u00f0 a\u00f0 hann hafi sk\u00e1na\u00f0 \u00ed t\u00edu \u00e1ra \u00fatleg\u00f0, s\u00e1 brot af einhverju vi\u00f0tali \u00fear sem hann var st\u00e1tnari og \u00f3sk\u00fdrm\u00e6ltari en fyrr. \u00c9g hugsa til \u00feess me\u00f0 hryllingi ef n\u00e6sta \u00feing samanstendur af m\u00f6nnum eins og J\u00f3ni Baldvini, \u00c1rna Johnsen, \u00d3mari Ragnarssyni og Sturlu trukkab\u00edlstj\u00f3ri. Er t.d. hugsanlegt a\u00f0 Dav\u00ed\u00f0 Oddsson ver\u00f0i me\u00f0 \u00c1rna Johnsen \u00e1 frambo\u00f0slista? Allir sannir \u00cdslendingar vona svo n\u00e1tt\u00farlega a\u00f0 Steingr\u00edmur Hermannsson sn\u00faist \u00e1 sveif me\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00f6\u00f0rum ellibelgjum. Svo h\u00f6fum vi\u00f0 \u00f3vins\u00e6lan forseta sem lag\u00f0i sitt \u00e1 vogarsk\u00e1larnar til a\u00f0 r\u00e6sa \u00fat sem flesta v\u00edkinga og forsetafr\u00fa sem vir\u00f0ist ekki st\u00edga neitt vo\u00f0alega miki\u00f0 \u00ed viti\u00f0 …<\/p>\n

En ma\u00f0ur getur sosum alltaf flutt til F\u00e6reyja e\u00f0a Kr\u00edtar, ef \u00feetta ver\u00f0ur svakalega sl\u00e6mt. Bara halda \u00fev\u00ed fram a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur s\u00e9 Finni til a\u00f0 afsaka hreiminn \u00fev\u00ed hvern langar a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a a\u00f0hl\u00e1tursefni eins og \u00cdslendingar eru n\u00fa \u00ed \u00fatl\u00f6ndum?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00c9g var reyndar a\u00f0 hugsa um a\u00f0 skrifa um \u00datsvar og fatast\u00edl keppenda, til a\u00f0 breg\u00f0ast ekki m\u00ednum g\u00f3\u00f0a frumbur\u00f0i. \u00deess vegna k\u00edkti \u00e9g \u00e1 seinni hluta \u00fe\u00e1ttarins \u00ed g\u00e6r. En\u00a0hafandi velt fyrir m\u00e9r hver …<\/span> Read More …<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harpahreins.com\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}