The Yellow Press - Gossip


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The sons of Hildiridur or just perverts?

The rumour is that the sons of Hildiridur started the argument regarding Thorolfur not because they wanted their inheritance which was only insignificant. No, it was because they didn't like how friendly the king was to Thorolfur. The sons of Hildiridur had sexual fantasies about the king and that made them think that Thorolfur was stealing their lover. They had dreamt about a threesome with the king and maybe with Lambi and Oelvir...

Egill Skalla-Grimsson or what?

DNA-researches have revealed that Egill is not at all the son of Skalla-Grimur but Bera has had sex with some supernatural being or even a badly degenerated one. As a proof it was emphasized that Egill was black, ugly and strong like an ogre. These results are absolute. The consequences are that Egil's saga needs to be rewritten to correct this misunderstanding, but then you must ask yourself: Do you always have to tell the whole truth?

The best gossip in town

Sigridur Sigurdardottir was very much for men. She had to put up with quite a few of them but she probably just lay back and didn't make a fuzz of it. She was thrown between men and never complained. Thorolfur needed some... and Bardur and Eyvindur lambi...

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